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September 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 60min):
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x116 - 1﹐551
💨x93 - unilever
💨x53 - 2025-09-17
💨x45 - votaram
💨x44 - monarez
💨x44 - jentleson
💨x41 - jerry's
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): gaza*, democracy*, ukraine*, 1﹐551, unilever, 2025-09-17, votaram, monarez, jentleson, jerry's, blindagem, bandidagem, searchlight, houry, doodiranch, windsor, stefon, anaconda, 2025/09/18, 9/17/2025, pomp, pec, ruhs, d3zporm3li, greenfield, emf, @retroblast.bsky.social, 09/17/2025, 17/09/2025, votou, 1336, tatto, monarez's, gabrielle, fullcast, ff12, 千秋, starmerism, selton, @franstimmermans.groenlinkspvda.nl, 9/17/25, yeşilgöz, ta-nehisi, kash's, diggs, bayrampaşa, ワッホイ, carriage, beards, 17-sep-2025, ユーノ, wheaton, preznit, metsola, mcl, jilmar, flypast, fetterman's, ex-cdc, @ledbydonkeys.org, 552, ユメ, rudd, rsvping, rgg, navalny, kryptonit, iuno, babá, @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, 65﹐000, 村雨, zaid, philanthropies, msps, mirco, klarnamenpflicht, kiwami, deputados, casseurs, beschouwingen, 473, 1787, 1500m, リョウ, timmermans, testifies, petropavlovsk-kamchatsky, himars, coates, chiitan, borroka, 2025/09/17, ラベラー, votam, tkachuk, stoffer, sirat, ouwehand, motoqueiro, grammy, goodluck, gcw, furlani, algemene, alexei, 17/09, 功罪, ムームー, ホイ, ビワ, クレバテス, wallonie, tropic, tighnari, st-louis, sikhs, prononcée, predecir, oakeshott, néo-nazi, nicktoons, magnier, lofgren, krash, hildegard, generacional, franche-comté, dunja, breanna, bourgogne, bingen, bednar, ambientais, 井口, ヘアドネーション, října, £11, sygnum, stifled, spirograph, sandía, pycroft, postfinance, popularism, petistas, patios, ousted, osika, navalnaya, m62, leman, interbank, inquiet, fomc, colegios, cfm, bontenbal, barbae, banks—ubs, bankingon, bandidos, aznar, andersonville, ahip, acip, @civio.es, 9/17, 1﹐552, 1password, ｱﾔ, 綾瀬川, 気象庁, 小分け, 宮浦, 十島, ボム, рост, yulia, wrestlepalooza, wightman, wiggler, voight, verbergen, tubman, tuberville, thekla, svitolina, stargaze, sindicato, schiavone, royals, rotator, roddy, riggleman, retinol, reid's, radical's, r-type, parlamentares Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): humpday, gayporn, bigdick, twink, bigcock, bareback, pintoawards, gayvideo, telegramgroup, porngay, dotado, supremecock, svf4f, rtxrt, 829, medsky, halloween, apb, constitutionday, black, tiktok, procreate, homedecor, fitness, 18septembre, white, theview, new, cooking, cdc, wagonwednesday, of, naughty, kids, gift, worldpatientsafetyday, storage, kashpatel, hiring, workout, synthesis, redwed, kinky, congressoinimigodopovo, baseball, 563, wishlistwednesday, wipwednesday, wednesday, taxtherich, postapocalypticpastries, marvelcomics, kitchen, heavyduty, whiskerswednesday, safety, homeimprovement, exercise, electronics, aigenerated, 山田, waterproof, ucl, training, r34, genocidio, friends, cricket, cleaning, wallart, sleep, portable, ncbd, hispanicheritagemonth, gamingnews, fbi, fall, equipment, durable, decor, construction, camping, alienearth, witch, vote, sunrise, series, natural, lightweight, ios26, furniture, freespeech, doglovers, anaconda, algemenebeschouwingen, adjustable, accessories, vaccines, stainlesssteel, skystorians, share, repair, nvidia, madeinusa, large, jayvik, homegym, genealogy, dkpol, discord, comfort, christmas, borderlands4, bds, baby, arcane, adoptdontshop, 山田リョウ生誕祭2025, エロ, wynonnaearp, writingprompt, weeklforlines, venezuela, tools, the, stoptrump, statevisit, rosewednesday, queensize, physics, oil, nsfwcommunity, metsdulogicieldansuntitre, instagram, hotgirl, homegoods, hentaicommunity, grey, darkart, cotton, commercial, collectible, clothing, bubblebutt, airpurifier, aewdynamite, 협박, yoga, windowsonwednesday, tylerrobinson, traditional, support, standup, skincare, shooting, rv, rhoslc, productivity, ncaa, miniatures, miniaturepainting, ireveng, ircc25, industrial, help, hardware, furryoc, fan, eagles, cultura, cooling, comforter, christmasdecor, chicken, bedding, bed, asmr, amediting, afghanistan, acesvcon25, wednesdaywisdom, violence, tecnologia, tactical, steamer, stardewvalley, soft, silver, shoes, roses, psg, protection, pro, premium, portableheater, pillow, phish, performance, pedogarchy, pecdabandidagem Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🧚🏻‍♀️, 🇹🇯, 👨🏻, 🧫, 🛩, 🐪, 🇦🇿, 🫓, 🪘, 🙅🏻‍♀️, 🕥, 💃🏾, 👨‍🏫, 🐫, 🎳, 🇷🇼, 🇷🇴, 🇱🇺, 🇱🇹, 🇧🇼, ⛈, ⚱️, ♊, 🫸, 🫷, 🫵🏿, 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾, 🫙, 🫅, 🫀, 🪰, 🪢, 🪗, 🪆, 🧘🏾‍♀️, 🧒, 🧑‍🦰, 🧑‍🎄, 🦻, 🦯, 🦤, 🦛, 🥙, 🥁, 🤷🏿‍♀️, 🤷🏼, 🤶, 🤱, 🟤, 🛻, 🛝, 🛋️, 🚺, 🚸, 🚑, 🚍, 🚈, 🚃, 🙋🏻, 🙇🏼, 🙅, 🗿, 🗻, 🗺, 🗓, 🕶, 🕤, 🕡, 🕠, 🕘, 🕕, 🕉, 🔰, 🔈, 📟, 📜, 📐, 💇‍♂️, 💁‍♂️, 👼🏻, 👶🏽, 👰, 👩🏼, 👩🏻‍🏫, 👩‍🦰, 👩‍🔬, 👨🏻‍🌾, 👌🏿, 👋🏽, 👈🏽, 👁️‍🗨️, 🐠, 🏟, 🏞️, 🏞, 🏜️, 🏜, 🏗, 🏒, 🏏, 🏊‍♀️, 🏃🏿‍♀️, 🎟, 🎛️, 🎗, 🎏, 🎎, 🎅, 🎄, 🍠, 🌇, 🌂, 🈚, 🇻🇳, 🇸🇮, 🇷🇸, 🇱🇾, 🇰🇿, 🇭🇹, 🇬🇲, 🇬🇭, 🇨🇵, 🇨🇬, 🇧🇾, 🇧🇬, 🇦🇲, ✔, ♑, ♉, ☹, ☂️, ◼, ⏸️, ⏲️, ↖️, 9⃣, 6⃣, 3⃣ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x38 - monarez
💨x23 - 1﹐551
💨x22 - jerry's
💨x19 - windsor
💨x19 - unilever
💨x14 - carriage
💨x14 - blindagem
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): gaza*, democracy*, ukraine*, monarez, 1﹐551, jerry's, windsor, unilever, carriage, blindagem, ff12, pec, wednesdays, ousted, marshall, gabrielle, deputados, beards, 2025-09-17, ruhs, navalny, grammy, bandidagem, reid, donkeys, diggs, coates, ワッホイ, stefon, petropavlovsk-kamchatsky, parlamento, immortality, greenfield, chiitan, beard, 陸上, unilaterally, ta-nehisi, redford's, punisher, poucas, mmr, manchin, jabs, hump, houry, goldman, contexte, cardi, camilla, aya, appoints, 192, 09/17/2025, 逃れ, 御座い, 当てる, 問わ, ホイ, ジャン, сложно, écrire, écoles, zucman, woodland, ventures, uden, trpg, timmermans, texts, testifies, taxe, searchlight, scouting, scarce, sausages, sailed, respuestas, reside, regeringen, qp, prosecutor, profundo, pomp, pierde, patrias, nicktoons, netz, monarez's, milano, meurtre, mesures, meetup, lujo, lilith, jerry, inútil, insides, hansen, grooming, gordo, goatee, gagner, firsthand, feminina, fakt, devouring, crib, coût, coyotes, colegios, cdc, cassidy, campari, calles, britain's, boycotts, bleeds, berg, aznar, austerity, acip, 2﹐5, 2025/09/18, 1336, 되지, 鹿児島, 適切, 落とす, 置か, 総集編, 続か, 移行, 浮気, 気遣い, 村雨, 有り, 握手, 手続き, 戻ら, 息抜き, 度目, 平等, 失わ, 大地, 同級生, 占い, 千秋, 出版, 修理, 今期, 両手, 不在, 一層, リョウ, メンツ, トンチキ, クリスマス, キロ, カビ, エース, ウィル, よっぽど, めでたい, にくく, すみ, поки, первый, они, ни, каждый, значит, делать, года, всі, öffentlichen, élèves, yoo, yeşilgöz, yesilgoz, yakuza, xyz, xo, wünschen, wong, wilders, whopping, weve, vivimos, vistas, vga, verhalten, venting, vandalism, usei, usam, untenable, união, universitario, unido Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): porn, humpday, gayporn, twink, pintoawards, bigdick, telegramgroup, porngay, gayvideo, dotado, bigcock, bareback, supremecock, svf4f, rtxrt, 18, nsfwsky, xxx, nsfwbsky, femdom, otd, nsfwart, manga, freepalestine, 829, synthart, halloween, constitutionday, btc, us, theview, of, lgbtq, hotgirl, gardening, fashion, doodle, cosplay, butt, writers, spicy, skystorians, rfkjr, new, naughty, medsky, hispanicheritagemonth, germany, freespeech, ecchi, earthquake, doglovers, democrats, cooking, colorado, cdc, booty, black, bi, babe, 563, 상납, 박제, 山田, yaoi, women, waterproof, transgender, transformers, tiktok, synthesis, sunrise, storage, scotland, protest, postapocalypticpastries, political, pnw, pets, oil, nsfwbluesky, math, madeinusa, literatura, kinky, holiday, goonette, fursuit, furrynsfw, furryartist, free, fox, exercise, europe, equipment, electronics, econsky, discord, culture, climatechange, cleaning, bubblebutt, beautiful, apb, algemenebeschouwingen, 3d, 15, 펨섭, 암퇘지, 광대플, 山田リョウ生誕祭2025, トリビア, wrestling, workout, witch, wishlistwednesday, white, whiskerswednesday, weeklforlines, watersports, waffle1335, ultrakill, ucl, trigger, traditional, technews, taxtherich, survivorau, squirt, snowman, skyhub, share, repair, racist, r34, pyt, prompt, phish, ncbd, metsdulogicieldansuntitre, marvelcomics, kids, industrial, goodgirl, genocidio, future, fanfiction, fan, explicit, electronic, eldenwood, economie, ebook, dream, drawtheline, discover, devops, demonslayer, deadlock, dansuntitre, dance, congressoinimigodopovo, bookstagram, bate, baking, b3d, auto, angel, amediting, ada, 18septembre, 12inch, 협박, 인생상납, 신상상납, 보지, 대물, 구인, 索引たんご471, 索引, 守沢千秋誕生祭2025, 在庫切れ, 今日, 乃木坂46, 一次創作, ラーメン, メンズ, マイクラ, ポケモン, ニュース, ドット絵, シバ, アイナナ, うちの子, นครพนมรับงาน, นครพนม, zippered, zenlesszonezero, zelda, young Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 👠, 🚧, 🗻, 🫱, 🪻, 🪧, 🩺, 🙅, 🕶, 🕔, 👩‍💻, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, 🏴, 🏒, 🏃, 🌶, 🌤️, 🇮🇳, ✍🏻, 🫒, 🩸, 🦶, 🦭, 🦜, 🦗, 🦔, 🦍, 🦊, 🥾, 🥤, 🥓, 🥒, 🤟, 🤌🏻, 🛏️, 🚜, 🚍, 😙, 🗨️, 🗃️, 🕝, 🕑, 🔺, 🔹, 📐, 📋, 💴, 👶, 👩, 👧, 👗, 👇🏿, 🐐, 🎟, 🍰, 🍯, 🍐, 🍅, 🍂, 🌪️, 🌇, 🇵🇹, 🇰🇷, 🇯🇵, 🇮🇱, 🇧🇪, 🇦🇿, 🇦🇲, ➡, ✌🏾, ⛰️, ⛈, ♑, ☑️, ◾, ▪, 9⃣, 0⃣ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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