Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry make it official" - Due to tariffs, they may have a chance in France or Canada.
www.humortimes.com
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12/8 Testify with us! @ Stanford U for copyright protection.
AI companies believe that it's okay to steal countless years of creative work.
We believe we should be compensated.
This is why California AB 412 matters.
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#RespectCopyright #CAAB412 #March2Testify
AI companies believe that it's okay to steal countless years of creative work.
We believe we should be compensated.
This is why California AB 412 matters.
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#RespectCopyright #CAAB412 #March2Testify
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
12/8 Testify with us! @ Stanford U for copyright protection.
AI companies believe that it's okay to steal countless years of creative work.
We believe we should be compensated.
This is why California AB 412 matters.
Go to March2Testfy.org
Sign-Up. Donate.
#RespectCopyright #CAAB412 #March2Testify
AI companies believe that it's okay to steal countless years of creative work.
We believe we should be compensated.
This is why California AB 412 matters.
Go to March2Testfy.org
Sign-Up. Donate.
#RespectCopyright #CAAB412 #March2Testify
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Who qualifies for the potential $2,000 tariff dividend? Here's what to know. Only people who b nd spoons with their minds know because there’s no real proposal.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Who qualifies for the potential $2,000 tariff dividend? Here's what to know. Only people who b nd spoons with their minds know because there’s no real proposal.
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Deal to reopen government slowed by Paul objection on hemp language. Well the language does require potty mouth to read it aloud
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Deal to reopen government slowed by Paul objection on hemp language. Well the language does require potty mouth to read it aloud
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Apparently there were Ten Democratic Senators who in High School were voted most likely to concede.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Apparently there were Ten Democratic Senators who in High School were voted most likely to concede.
Deal to reopen government slowed by Paul objection on hemp language. Well the language does require potty mouth to read it aloud
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Deal to reopen government slowed by Paul objection on hemp language. Well the language does require potty mouth to read it aloud
Who qualifies for the potential $2,000 tariff dividend? Here's what to know. Only people who b nd spoons with their minds know because there’s no real proposal.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Who qualifies for the potential $2,000 tariff dividend? Here's what to know. Only people who b nd spoons with their minds know because there’s no real proposal.
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One year ago today @lms2025.bsky.social and I joined 🦋 Bluesky!
In celebration of this, we have prepared 2 Starter Packs with 300 amazing friends and Resisters we have met since then!
Starter Pack #1
go.bsky.app/PR3Wks9
Starter Pack #2
go.bsky.app/NgC2Dg1
Look forward to many more years!!💙💙💙
In celebration of this, we have prepared 2 Starter Packs with 300 amazing friends and Resisters we have met since then!
Starter Pack #1
go.bsky.app/PR3Wks9
Starter Pack #2
go.bsky.app/NgC2Dg1
Look forward to many more years!!💙💙💙
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One year ago today @lms2025.bsky.social and I joined 🦋 Bluesky!
In celebration of this, we have prepared 2 Starter Packs with 300 amazing friends and Resisters we have met since then!
Starter Pack #1
go.bsky.app/PR3Wks9
Starter Pack #2
go.bsky.app/NgC2Dg1
Look forward to many more years!!💙💙💙
In celebration of this, we have prepared 2 Starter Packs with 300 amazing friends and Resisters we have met since then!
Starter Pack #1
go.bsky.app/PR3Wks9
Starter Pack #2
go.bsky.app/NgC2Dg1
Look forward to many more years!!💙💙💙
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#limericks #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody @notquitehydepark.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social in amazing company with this doodle in today’s Substack
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social in amazing company with this doodle in today’s Substack
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I’m getting ChuckGPT, it backs down if you talk back to it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m getting ChuckGPT, it backs down if you talk back to it.
I’m getting ChuckGPT, it backs down if you talk back to it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m getting ChuckGPT, it backs down if you talk back to it.
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social in amazing company with this doodle in today’s Substack
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social in amazing company with this doodle in today’s Substack
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Happy #Caturday !! #Cats
Look at those most angelic eyes.
Is it just me, or does Whitney look like she’s found the divine and is praying?
…. I can only imagine she’s asked the ancient Egyptian Miu Goddess, Bashet, to rid the world of the Evil 🍊Felon and his cult members wearing red hats.
Look at those most angelic eyes.
Is it just me, or does Whitney look like she’s found the divine and is praying?
…. I can only imagine she’s asked the ancient Egyptian Miu Goddess, Bashet, to rid the world of the Evil 🍊Felon and his cult members wearing red hats.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!
Happy Monday! 🏡⛰️
Today is all about the view at this secluded mountain retreat for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet! Great hiking too!
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
Happy Monday! 🏡⛰️
Today is all about the view at this secluded mountain retreat for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet! Great hiking too!
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!
Happy Monday! 🏡⛰️
Today is all about the view at this secluded mountain retreat for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet! Great hiking too!
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
Happy Monday! 🏡⛰️
Today is all about the view at this secluded mountain retreat for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet! Great hiking too!
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
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Happy Monday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What a mighty nation, we will be, if we encourage one another.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What a mighty nation, we will be, if we encourage one another.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Monday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What a mighty nation, we will be, if we encourage one another.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What a mighty nation, we will be, if we encourage one another.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
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Good morning and happy Monday 👋
If you want to meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment.
There were many parties last night so I hope you get a chance to look over the lists for more friends.
🚨. I will be offline most if not all day finishing a project.
Have a great day. ❤️☮️
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If you want to meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment.
There were many parties last night so I hope you get a chance to look over the lists for more friends.
🚨. I will be offline most if not all day finishing a project.
Have a great day. ❤️☮️
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tweety is pouring coffee into a mug that says happy monday .
ALT: tweety is pouring coffee into a mug that says happy monday .
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November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good morning and happy Monday 👋
If you want to meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment.
There were many parties last night so I hope you get a chance to look over the lists for more friends.
🚨. I will be offline most if not all day finishing a project.
Have a great day. ❤️☮️
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If you want to meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment.
There were many parties last night so I hope you get a chance to look over the lists for more friends.
🚨. I will be offline most if not all day finishing a project.
Have a great day. ❤️☮️
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Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Reportedly 'Toast' As He Risks Jail Time Amid Fresh Probe. Or as he’s also known The Royal formerly known as Prince.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Reportedly 'Toast' As He Risks Jail Time Amid Fresh Probe. Or as he’s also known The Royal formerly known as Prince.
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Halsey groped onstage by a fan during DC concert in shocking video. I’m stunned, stunned Andrew Cuomo would be at a Halsey concert.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Halsey groped onstage by a fan during DC concert in shocking video. I’m stunned, stunned Andrew Cuomo would be at a Halsey concert.
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More Seniors Getting STDs: Guess that means 89 is the new 69.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
More Seniors Getting STDs: Guess that means 89 is the new 69.
Halsey groped onstage by a fan during DC concert in shocking video. I’m stunned, stunned Andrew Cuomo would be at a Halsey concert.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Halsey groped onstage by a fan during DC concert in shocking video. I’m stunned, stunned Andrew Cuomo would be at a Halsey concert.
More Seniors Getting STDs: Guess that means 89 is the new 69.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
More Seniors Getting STDs: Guess that means 89 is the new 69.
Apparently there were Ten Democratic Senators who in High School were voted most likely to concede.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Apparently there were Ten Democratic Senators who in High School were voted most likely to concede.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Reportedly 'Toast' As He Risks Jail Time Amid Fresh Probe. Or as he’s also known The Royal formerly known as Prince.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Reportedly 'Toast' As He Risks Jail Time Amid Fresh Probe. Or as he’s also known The Royal formerly known as Prince.
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Google to announce biggest-ever investment in Germany on Tuesday. Just as long as that doesn’t include hiring the Alphabet Soup Nazi…
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Google to announce biggest-ever investment in Germany on Tuesday. Just as long as that doesn’t include hiring the Alphabet Soup Nazi…