Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Sweden releases boarded Russian freighter after inspection" - Well that takes some giant Swedish meatballs.
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So, all those epidemiology experts who became Women’s Gymnastics experts are now Venezuelan experts.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
So, all those epidemiology experts who became Women’s Gymnastics experts are now Venezuelan experts.
So, all those epidemiology experts who became Women’s Gymnastics experts are now Venezuelan experts.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
So, all those epidemiology experts who became Women’s Gymnastics experts are now Venezuelan experts.
Venezuela is Spanish for Iraq.
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Venezuela is Spanish for Iraq.
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Good morning and happy #Caturday Saturday 👋
There were parties last night and there will be parties tonight so join us and meet more friends 🎉
I always build accounts that are #NeverTrump so if you want me to help you leave a comment or meme.
I hope everyone has an awesome day! ❤️☮️
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There were parties last night and there will be parties tonight so join us and meet more friends 🎉
I always build accounts that are #NeverTrump so if you want me to help you leave a comment or meme.
I hope everyone has an awesome day! ❤️☮️
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a woman holding a black cat in front of a microphone with the words happy saturday
ALT: a woman holding a black cat in front of a microphone with the words happy saturday
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January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Good morning and happy #Caturday Saturday 👋
There were parties last night and there will be parties tonight so join us and meet more friends 🎉
I always build accounts that are #NeverTrump so if you want me to help you leave a comment or meme.
I hope everyone has an awesome day! ❤️☮️
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There were parties last night and there will be parties tonight so join us and meet more friends 🎉
I always build accounts that are #NeverTrump so if you want me to help you leave a comment or meme.
I hope everyone has an awesome day! ❤️☮️
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January 3rd and I am speechless after waking up and hearing that Trump said President Maduro and his wife were captured in ‘large scale strike against Venezuela and flown out of the country
This is not normal behavior
And wrong on so many levels
Democracy must prevail
This is not normal behavior
And wrong on so many levels
Democracy must prevail
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
January 3rd and I am speechless after waking up and hearing that Trump said President Maduro and his wife were captured in ‘large scale strike against Venezuela and flown out of the country
This is not normal behavior
And wrong on so many levels
Democracy must prevail
This is not normal behavior
And wrong on so many levels
Democracy must prevail
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Elon Musk's Father Errol Musk Says 'America Will Collapse if White Population Becomes Minority. You Want To See the US Go Down?' If Teslas stopped backing over white people. …
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Elon Musk's Father Errol Musk Says 'America Will Collapse if White Population Becomes Minority. You Want To See the US Go Down?' If Teslas stopped backing over white people. …
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Brad Pitt didn't believe Leonardo DiCaprio when he pointed out his parents on film set, EW
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Brad Pitt didn't believe Leonardo DiCaprio when he pointed out his parents on film set, EW
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
Brad Pitt didn't believe Leonardo DiCaprio when he pointed out his parents on film set, EW
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Brad Pitt didn't believe Leonardo DiCaprio when he pointed out his parents on film set, EW
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
Really you’d think Brad would know what his own parents looked like.
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Ukrainian spies fake commander’s death to trick Russia into paying $500,000 bounty. Bo word, if that was with safety nets below the open window he jumped out of…
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Ukrainian spies fake commander’s death to trick Russia into paying $500,000 bounty. Bo word, if that was with safety nets below the open window he jumped out of…
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Trump Brags About 'Acing' His Third Straight Cognitive Exam 1 Month After Making Same Claim. Two more and he gets a free bandage to cover bruising on his hand.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Trump Brags About 'Acing' His Third Straight Cognitive Exam 1 Month After Making Same Claim. Two more and he gets a free bandage to cover bruising on his hand.
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If you took a shot everytime someone called Chevy Chase an Asshole in ‘I’m Chevy Chase … you’d wind up more blacked out than those Epstein Files!
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you took a shot everytime someone called Chevy Chase an Asshole in ‘I’m Chevy Chase … you’d wind up more blacked out than those Epstein Files!
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Look for Times Square building to drop the ball and then take over being in charge of the Epstein files
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Look for Times Square building to drop the ball and then take over being in charge of the Epstein files
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Chewing gum has a mysterious effect on the brain. Especially for all those people who can’t walk at the same time..
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Chewing gum has a mysterious effect on the brain. Especially for all those people who can’t walk at the same time..
If you took a shot everytime someone called Chevy Chase an Asshole in ‘I’m Chevy Chase … you’d wind up more blacked out than those Epstein Files!
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you took a shot everytime someone called Chevy Chase an Asshole in ‘I’m Chevy Chase … you’d wind up more blacked out than those Epstein Files!
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Chewing gum has a mysterious effect on the brain. Especially for all those people who can’t walk at the same time..
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Chewing gum has a mysterious effect on the brain. Especially for all those people who can’t walk at the same time..
Trump Brags About 'Acing' His Third Straight Cognitive Exam 1 Month After Making Same Claim. Two more and he gets a free bandage to cover bruising on his hand.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Trump Brags About 'Acing' His Third Straight Cognitive Exam 1 Month After Making Same Claim. Two more and he gets a free bandage to cover bruising on his hand.
Ukrainian spies fake commander’s death to trick Russia into paying $500,000 bounty. Bo word, if that was with safety nets below the open window he jumped out of…
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Ukrainian spies fake commander’s death to trick Russia into paying $500,000 bounty. Bo word, if that was with safety nets below the open window he jumped out of…
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Thank ya @subs.humortimes.com for running this one in the print edition by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Thank ya @subs.humortimes.com for running this one in the print edition by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
Elon Musk's Father Errol Musk Says 'America Will Collapse if White Population Becomes Minority. You Want To See the US Go Down?' If Teslas stopped backing over white people. …
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Elon Musk's Father Errol Musk Says 'America Will Collapse if White Population Becomes Minority. You Want To See the US Go Down?' If Teslas stopped backing over white people. …
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From my buddy Paul Lander.
Happy, happy. y’all. Thank ya to Counterpoint for running this one by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social with amazing Counterpoint crew.
January 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
From my buddy Paul Lander.
Thank ya @subs.humortimes.com for running this one in the print edition by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Thank ya @subs.humortimes.com for running this one in the print edition by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Based on recent history, I believe we are only days away from Trump pardoning the State of Minnesota. #FeloniousTrump @politipod.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Based on recent history, I believe we are only days away from Trump pardoning the State of Minnesota. #FeloniousTrump @politipod.bsky.social
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Trump’s approval rating hits another record low
If the number gets any lower, Matt Gaetz will want to date it.
If the number gets any lower, Matt Gaetz will want to date it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Trump’s approval rating hits another record low
If the number gets any lower, Matt Gaetz will want to date it.
If the number gets any lower, Matt Gaetz will want to date it.