A man and a woman are at a restaurant.
The man: “I can’t believe it’s taken us so long to go on a date.”
The woman, somewhat nervously: “This is a date?”
The waiter, hovering nearby, rips off his mask and reveals he is Excel. “EVERYTHING is a date!” #nyuknyuk
The man: “I can’t believe it’s taken us so long to go on a date.”
The woman, somewhat nervously: “This is a date?”
The waiter, hovering nearby, rips off his mask and reveals he is Excel. “EVERYTHING is a date!” #nyuknyuk
the excel spreadsheet would almost certainly be legible to humans across the recorded history of the species, from a sumarian scribe to whatever techno organic collective that emerges as our evolutionary successor
This is the truest thing I have ever seen. You cannot imagine how much the Romans would have lost their minds for excel. They literally already started writing our historical chronicles in synchronized columns *by hand*
July 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A man and a woman are at a restaurant.
The man: “I can’t believe it’s taken us so long to go on a date.”
The woman, somewhat nervously: “This is a date?”
The waiter, hovering nearby, rips off his mask and reveals he is Excel. “EVERYTHING is a date!” #nyuknyuk
The man: “I can’t believe it’s taken us so long to go on a date.”
The woman, somewhat nervously: “This is a date?”
The waiter, hovering nearby, rips off his mask and reveals he is Excel. “EVERYTHING is a date!” #nyuknyuk
As long as the parachute is manufactured by Boeing...
nyuknyuk
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March 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
As long as the parachute is manufactured by Boeing...
nyuknyuk
nyuknyuk
Two gal pals get drunk and say yo to ink. One gets a discreet tramp stamp, while the other has to get bottomless to get a John Lennon and a Paul McCartney on her thighs. Her friend staggers in. Whaddya think? I get the Beatles on the sides, but why Willie Nelson in the middle? Nyuknyuk
April 7, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Two gal pals get drunk and say yo to ink. One gets a discreet tramp stamp, while the other has to get bottomless to get a John Lennon and a Paul McCartney on her thighs. Her friend staggers in. Whaddya think? I get the Beatles on the sides, but why Willie Nelson in the middle? Nyuknyuk
#epitheterased // this continued for an hour
July 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
#epitheterased // this continued for an hour
NYUKNYUK is the code to play the jurassic park sega genesis game as a raptor 🦖
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
July 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
NYUKNYUK is the code to play the jurassic park sega genesis game as a raptor 🦖
Absolutely
North by NyukNyuk
North by NyukNyuk
January 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Absolutely
North by NyukNyuk
North by NyukNyuk
...how MUCH Cesium-137? I have a salami recipe I've been dyin' to make...
(NYARHARHAR U TRY MAYKIN IT YU *WILL* DIE NYUKNYUK, yeah, I beat your ass to it, #SorryNotSorry)
(NYARHARHAR U TRY MAYKIN IT YU *WILL* DIE NYUKNYUK, yeah, I beat your ass to it, #SorryNotSorry)
#Recall: For the fifth time this year, packaged shrimp has been recalled for possible contamination with the radioactive isotope Cesium-137. This new recall involves Kroger-brand peeled shrimp and Aqua Star shrimp skewers.
Nearly 160,000 Pounds of Shrimp Sold at Kroger and Other Stores Recalled for Possible Radioactive Contamination - Consumer Reports
Kroger and Aqua Star brand peeled shrimp and shrimp skewers were recalled for possible radioactive contamination with Cesium-137.
www.consumerreports.org
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
...how MUCH Cesium-137? I have a salami recipe I've been dyin' to make...
(NYARHARHAR U TRY MAYKIN IT YU *WILL* DIE NYUKNYUK, yeah, I beat your ass to it, #SorryNotSorry)
(NYARHARHAR U TRY MAYKIN IT YU *WILL* DIE NYUKNYUK, yeah, I beat your ass to it, #SorryNotSorry)
NFL loves them some racist Chiefs. nyuknyuk
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
NFL loves them some racist Chiefs. nyuknyuk
August 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Big Noon crew is here as the Minnesota Golden Gophers take on the Greenland A&M Fighting Hypothermias here in Nyuknyuk, Greenland....
January 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Big Noon crew is here as the Minnesota Golden Gophers take on the Greenland A&M Fighting Hypothermias here in Nyuknyuk, Greenland....