Woozer
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Looking for news and motorcycle stuff. PNW transplant. Slava Ukraini. 🌈
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
So you got your people to do it for you. #shameshameshame
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
So you got your people to do it for you. #shameshameshame
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from one autistic to another, good job, kid¹
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
from one autistic to another, good job, kid¹
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
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💥 Russia: Deputy director, chief designer and chief engineer of major military contractor Kizlyar Electromechanical Plant died in a comical helicopter crash in occupied Dagestan.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
💥 Russia: Deputy director, chief designer and chief engineer of major military contractor Kizlyar Electromechanical Plant died in a comical helicopter crash in occupied Dagestan.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
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Sherman has impeccable comic timing
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sherman has impeccable comic timing
👇💯💯💯💯👇
And the GOP rejected it, which he almost certainly knew would be the case!
I don’t like Schumer, I think we’re overdue to see some changes in Congressional leadership, but I also think he is better at politics than a lot of us on Bluesky.
I don’t like Schumer, I think we’re overdue to see some changes in Congressional leadership, but I also think he is better at politics than a lot of us on Bluesky.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
👇💯💯💯💯👇
If I were in summer camp and a parasail made an emergency landing there, it’d be the most exciting thing to happen all summer. When that happened at her kids’ camp, Mrs Entitlement had a full blown freakout that it was some sort of 10/7 re-enactment. Absolutely delicious.
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If I were in summer camp and a parasail made an emergency landing there, it’d be the most exciting thing to happen all summer. When that happened at her kids’ camp, Mrs Entitlement had a full blown freakout that it was some sort of 10/7 re-enactment. Absolutely delicious.
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1964.5 Ford Mustang Convertible 4-Speed
1964.5 Ford Mustang Convertible 4-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 1964.5 Ford Mustang Convertible 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #219,536.
bringatrailer.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
1964.5 Ford Mustang Convertible 4-Speed
Same spot, 30 years apart.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Same spot, 30 years apart.
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Editing is top notch. #zohranmamdani
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Editing is top notch. #zohranmamdani
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351-Powered 1967 Ford Mustang GT Coupe 5-Speed
351-Powered 1967 Ford Mustang GT Coupe 5-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 351-Powered 1967 Ford Mustang GT Coupe 5-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #219,520.
bringatrailer.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
351-Powered 1967 Ford Mustang GT Coupe 5-Speed
Russian doctor, and patient:
"Do you drink?" "Only moderately."
"Do you take drugs?" "NEVER!!"
"Do you smoke?" "No, but I do vape occasionally."
"Oh. So no sexual activity then, either!"
"Do you drink?" "Only moderately."
"Do you take drugs?" "NEVER!!"
"Do you smoke?" "No, but I do vape occasionally."
"Oh. So no sexual activity then, either!"
Meanwhile in Russia…
“Putin ordered a ban on vaping in Russia.”
What are the odds that this leads to an increase in smoking “accidents”?
www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/06/p...
“Putin ordered a ban on vaping in Russia.”
What are the odds that this leads to an increase in smoking “accidents”?
www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/06/p...
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Russian doctor, and patient:
"Do you drink?" "Only moderately."
"Do you take drugs?" "NEVER!!"
"Do you smoke?" "No, but I do vape occasionally."
"Oh. So no sexual activity then, either!"
"Do you drink?" "Only moderately."
"Do you take drugs?" "NEVER!!"
"Do you smoke?" "No, but I do vape occasionally."
"Oh. So no sexual activity then, either!"
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I'm like:
• Cool, an Impreza wagon!
• Hell yeah! Looks like a rally car homage.
• Wait, it's missing a pair of doors. What?
• Wait again, that Testa Rossa... is it... Ferrari engined? Damn...
I don't know what I'm looking at and I love it!
• Cool, an Impreza wagon!
• Hell yeah! Looks like a rally car homage.
• Wait, it's missing a pair of doors. What?
• Wait again, that Testa Rossa... is it... Ferrari engined? Damn...
I don't know what I'm looking at and I love it!
Starting off #SEMA day 2 with a lot of good choices rolled into a single vehicle #weirdcarbs #carspotting
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm like:
• Cool, an Impreza wagon!
• Hell yeah! Looks like a rally car homage.
• Wait, it's missing a pair of doors. What?
• Wait again, that Testa Rossa... is it... Ferrari engined? Damn...
I don't know what I'm looking at and I love it!
• Cool, an Impreza wagon!
• Hell yeah! Looks like a rally car homage.
• Wait, it's missing a pair of doors. What?
• Wait again, that Testa Rossa... is it... Ferrari engined? Damn...
I don't know what I'm looking at and I love it!
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Not an endorsement (and I don't live in Maine anyway), but worth checking him out.
Again, I can't fathom why Dems keep acting like there's only 2 options in a state where a) the filing deadline is months away; b) there's like 6 other candidates running and c) THE STATE HAS RANKED CHOICE VOTING.
Again, I can't fathom why Dems keep acting like there's only 2 options in a state where a) the filing deadline is months away; b) there's like 6 other candidates running and c) THE STATE HAS RANKED CHOICE VOTING.
My name is Tucker Favreau. I'm a 34 year-old Army Veteran running as a Democratic Candidate for US Senate in Maine. Attached is my rather simple announcement video. Please share if you are looking for more options in Maine to replace Susan Collins! And support Medicare for All! #maine #mepolitics
Tucker for Maine - US Senate Announcement
YouTube video by Tucker For Maine
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not an endorsement (and I don't live in Maine anyway), but worth checking him out.
Again, I can't fathom why Dems keep acting like there's only 2 options in a state where a) the filing deadline is months away; b) there's like 6 other candidates running and c) THE STATE HAS RANKED CHOICE VOTING.
Again, I can't fathom why Dems keep acting like there's only 2 options in a state where a) the filing deadline is months away; b) there's like 6 other candidates running and c) THE STATE HAS RANKED CHOICE VOTING.
If the chicken is parm, he did no harm.
If mustard did not spit, you must acquit
If it did not explode,
not guilty he is owed.
not guilty he is owed.
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If the chicken is parm, he did no harm.
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More evidence: I suspect it would be harder to put together something like this with clips of Josh Shapiro or even AOC and have it sound like a plausible rap
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
More evidence: I suspect it would be harder to put together something like this with clips of Josh Shapiro or even AOC and have it sound like a plausible rap
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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Cheney dead, blue tsunami wave, my awful public service commission got two dems added down here in Georgia, our collective sweet baboo Zohran Mamdani won the mayor of New York fucking City line — guys??? Guys!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cheney dead, blue tsunami wave, my awful public service commission got two dems added down here in Georgia, our collective sweet baboo Zohran Mamdani won the mayor of New York fucking City line — guys??? Guys!!!!!!!!!!!
🎼gets all the votes in the place where Cuomo has been🎼
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
🎼gets all the votes in the place where Cuomo has been🎼