#NutriGrain
day 48. shit up my back like an infant. no bathroom in sight. surviving off nutrigrain bars. converse sneakers rubbing a blister on my heel. gay horse still dead.

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January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My sympathies! My adhd is out of control. It's 3 or 13 hours at the moment. I care not for the clock, I have no job to go to, I wake when I do, I eat when I do, I sleep when I drop.

But I have vitamin deficiencies and nutrigrain and supermarket alternatives hit all the RDA's I need.
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Breakfast time of course! That nutrigrain (or Asda's own) went down a treat.
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 10), Nutrigrain porridge.
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-D, Nutrigrain porridge.
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, Nutrigrain porridge, cilantro.

Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Nutrigrain bar if you are in the go. It’s at least something to keep your metabolism boosted. Breakfast so important. I never miss it.
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
my american dad rewatch has resulted in the line "nutrigrain bar and a mountain dew" replaying in my head all night and honestly i feel shockingly at peace with this
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
diet today:
protein shake and a nutrigrain for breakfast
mountain dew and popcorn chicken for lunch
coffee and sauerkraut with potatoes and smoked sausage for dinner

^
the tally running through my head as i just died on the porcelain throne
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Everything...including human flesh! Take cover: they're coming for the Nutrigrain bars!
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, Nutrigrain porridge.
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Just add Nutrigrain and a little milo and all the meals are started right
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Just realized I've mostly ate like an American toddler having a snack for the past 3 or 4 days.

Crackers and juice. Garlic ones, salt and pepper ones, cheese ones, multigrain ones so many different crackers. Apple and strawberry juice. One porridge pot and one Nutrigrain. Nutrition who?
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Lmfao!! 😆🤣😆 A Nutrigrain bar has never made me feel that great! I think they put some strong stuff in the coffee to go with it!! 🤣😂😜 Thanks for sharing that laugh, I'm glad the babies got your brain in full drive!!
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Dear #kellog

WTF??? You literally shrank the nutrigrain bars in HALF

I see your bullshit
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I once sold an Arizona Tea and a NutriGrain bar to Amy Winehouse. That same week I made eye contact with David Cross and exchanged a polite head nod.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
little draco is just thriving on his diet of whiskas and nutrigrain!!!
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 2), Nutrigrain porridge, assorted herbs.
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture B), Nutrigrain porridge, cucumber slices (limited).
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
a nutrigrain bar and a cup of folgers tasted like total shit for breakfast. this is what you want to return to, huh
Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars Commercial ABC/WHTM 27 1995-02-21 : 25s
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
katie miller should be required to eat off brand nutrigrain bars

Inhumane alexis, inhumane
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
katie miller should sit in a dunk tank full of bird diarrhea. katie miller should be crammed in a wine barrel and rolled down a big hill. katie miller should have her podcasting microphone crammed up her asshole. katie miller should be required to eat off brand nutrigrain bars. katie miller should b
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I settled for corn flakes today because it was on sale. But the nutrigrain was really looking tasty
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM