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cave canem
Pinned
TGIF
(thank god it's ferret)
he's got aircon but he prefers fan
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 AM
bro stop walking your dog on the footpath in the middle of the day, can't you tell your dog is having a bad time? it's 33c outside you dumb fuck
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
go, Piss Girl
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
is butterbean okay...
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
someone dickhead let themsleves into our garden last night, opened up the doors to the laundry and the toilet and took the cover off of the scooter? i am not impressed and i have accepted that i need to buy a security camera, blergh
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
i wanna hear more people on the streets saying shit like 'bush walk' and 'op shop' and less 'hike' and 'thrift' please
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
accidentally downloaded haha you clowns in french
'mah bomba! mah bomba!'
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
ferret plop
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
wish they had filters for dummies trying to buy laptops

selecting 'i want to comfortably play aoe2, run photoshop and pay X dollars'
hitting search, getting no more than 8 results, and each one is a genuinely viable option that meets my needs
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
turn arouuund, puuuuupaaaa
every now and then i spin pupaaaa

and i spin pupa tonight
and i spin her more than ever
and if she only holds me tight
i'll be spinning her forever
January 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
ferret time
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
swedish chef got vaccinated and that's why he's like that
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 AM
there are so many guys who are supposed to be in charge and there are all these laws and whatnot but it doesn't seem to mean anything
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
some of you have never formed a chain with strangers to move fifty years of archives down the stairs of the anarchist book shop and it shows
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
it's very funny when friends take sneaky photos of me because i don't realise they are there and i get to see How I Look and say 'Why Do I Look Like That' lmao
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 AM
i cleaned all the orange balls out of the garden yesterday
and today, they are back
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
didn't really know what to do today so i went and donated plasma at 8am
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
going to bunnings to buy a little plant because it is my birthday :)
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i miss the feral rats
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
what's it like to just be able to get in a vehicle, get on the road and accept whatever happens. is it nice?
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
ugly fisher price bike and an empty cheese packet
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
it's bonkers how often you still find out a very good musician is from ireland. aphex twin is from the same fuckin city as blindboy
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
australian boxing day tradition: milk slip n slide outside aldi
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
it is gizmos birthday today, he is four years old!
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM