#MixedMetaphor
July 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know, I'm not the sharpest spoon in the basket.

#joke #what #mixedmetaphor
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Um, you will not see me because I wouldn’t watch that inauguration with HIS dick. #mixedmetaphor #whatever #aintwatching
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This person knows not to kick a gift horse in the mouth when he's down! #MixedMetaphor
July 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You're not wrong, but that's a mixed metaphor.
#MixedMetaphor #Oldemort
August 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Mixed Metaphor.

A little sketchbookin’.

“You kicked a hornet’s nest and woke a sleeping giant.”

#mixedmetaphor #sketchbook #pencil #drawing #sleepinggiant #hornetsnest #illustrator #kidlitart
January 2, 2024 at 1:05 AM
@NASCARONFOX announcer just said a new driver was "getting his teeth wet." #Mixedmetaphor #Nope 🦷🌊🤣
November 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Kind of lucky you picked up the injury at third, rather than fourth, base.
#mixedmetaphor
January 2, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Do game cocks actually throw mud? #buma #slotdebat #mixedmetaphor
November 9, 2024 at 10:34 AM
June 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Anyone remember this children's story?
I recall it from kindergarten. As a wonderful present for the prince on his birthday the kingdom planned to all shout happy birthday at the same time.

But the time came and went and no one shouted. Because they were certain everyone else would.
#mixedmetaphor
June 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm drowning. In balls. #mixedmetaphor #balls
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Someone told me he wears his heart on his shoulder and have been thinking about the weight of that since #freudianslip #mixedmetaphor
January 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I think I said "the cart has already left that barn" in an interview with @EthanCabel1 today. #mixedmetaphor #tiredoldhack
December 7, 2024 at 8:59 AM
"This vaccine centre in a mosque has now become the holy grail of..." #channel4news

#MixedMetaphor
November 3, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Sorry but, what the actual fuck is wrong with these people. They had not just an open goal but no opposition, the goalkeeper in intensive care and boy did they put it in the stands.
#MixedMetaphor
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That is a defining failure of Dem's in general. It's politics, brother. Shout your wins from the mountaintops. The alternative is they get free-throws on EVERY issue. #mixedmetaphor #democrats #bragging #donthurtme
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"it may just be that clouded the issue and papered over the huge cracks in england's play -- it looked a dead duck" #worldcup #mixedmetaphor
December 7, 2024 at 8:26 PM
June 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
*Cries over the following tortured metaphor*

“We’ve got everybody firing on the same cylinder”

*sobs
#torturedmetaphor
#mixedmetaphor
August 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM