The Ninja Comic
@ninjacomic.bsky.social
Formerly Stuffmybrosays (@Stuffmybrosays2) from the old place
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Sometimes, using voice to text is a lot like how some people try to get past a language barrier. With each try they get louder, speak slower, and enunciate more. Usually they get the same result.
#joke #analogy #voicetotext
#joke #analogy #voicetotext
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sometimes, using voice to text is a lot like how some people try to get past a language barrier. With each try they get louder, speak slower, and enunciate more. Usually they get the same result.
#joke #analogy #voicetotext
#joke #analogy #voicetotext
Went to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I ended up relieving myself and coming straight back out like some kind of luddite.
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Went to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I ended up relieving myself and coming straight back out like some kind of luddite.
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I decided to try to hook up with some old army buddies. They had a weekend camping trip coming up and invited me along. When I got there, they were going to mix up some cocktails.
Pro tip: Molotov cocktails are not for drinking. I'm still missing an eyebrow.
#joke #protip
Pro tip: Molotov cocktails are not for drinking. I'm still missing an eyebrow.
#joke #protip
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Not a Blurb: This author perfectly executes your inner child, robbing you of joy and hope.
#joke #notablurb
#joke #notablurb
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Not a Blurb: This author perfectly executes your inner child, robbing you of joy and hope.
#joke #notablurb
#joke #notablurb
I'm starting to think that poke is just a sloppy way to eat sushi? Like somebody wanted sushi, but they were running late and had the ingredients just dumped into a bowl.
#joke #orisit #deconstuctedsushi
#joke #orisit #deconstuctedsushi
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm starting to think that poke is just a sloppy way to eat sushi? Like somebody wanted sushi, but they were running late and had the ingredients just dumped into a bowl.
#joke #orisit #deconstuctedsushi
#joke #orisit #deconstuctedsushi
Not a Blurb: This author defiantly blends themes like a cover band that mixes ska and easy listening.
#joke #notablurb
#joke #notablurb
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Not a Blurb: This author defiantly blends themes like a cover band that mixes ska and easy listening.
#joke #notablurb
#joke #notablurb
Imagine how infuriated a dung beetle would be if the only animals around were wombats.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Imagine how infuriated a dung beetle would be if the only animals around were wombats.
I wish people were more like trees. They provide shelter for animals, they're kinder to our environment, and once a year, everybody goes bald.
#joke #trees #environment #bald
#joke #trees #environment #bald
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wish people were more like trees. They provide shelter for animals, they're kinder to our environment, and once a year, everybody goes bald.
#joke #trees #environment #bald
#joke #trees #environment #bald
I set my 32 oz. Slurpee on a coaster. It spilled before it even got to the first loop.
#joke #slurpee #rollercoaster
#joke #slurpee #rollercoaster
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I set my 32 oz. Slurpee on a coaster. It spilled before it even got to the first loop.
#joke #slurpee #rollercoaster
#joke #slurpee #rollercoaster
Back when my kid was young, whenever I took her to a new park, I would have her wear her vampire costume. Then, after a while, I'd yell at her, "Stop playing with your food!"
#joke #dadoftheyear #vampire
#joke #dadoftheyear #vampire
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Back when my kid was young, whenever I took her to a new park, I would have her wear her vampire costume. Then, after a while, I'd yell at her, "Stop playing with your food!"
#joke #dadoftheyear #vampire
#joke #dadoftheyear #vampire
When being accused of "eating all of the cookies," it does not help your case to shake a drippy ice cream spoon while saying, "You're not the boss of me!"
#joke
#joke
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When being accused of "eating all of the cookies," it does not help your case to shake a drippy ice cream spoon while saying, "You're not the boss of me!"
#joke
#joke
Turns out that I'm not the only person that soap welds the small leftover soap bar to the new one.
#showerthoughts #lifehack
#showerthoughts #lifehack
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Turns out that I'm not the only person that soap welds the small leftover soap bar to the new one.
#showerthoughts #lifehack
#showerthoughts #lifehack
Is it okay to make a joke right after a major disaster? It could be, if you were the first to die, just woke up in hell, and are trying to make the best of it.
#joke #toosoon #hell #showerthoughts
#joke #toosoon #hell #showerthoughts
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Is it okay to make a joke right after a major disaster? It could be, if you were the first to die, just woke up in hell, and are trying to make the best of it.
#joke #toosoon #hell #showerthoughts
#joke #toosoon #hell #showerthoughts
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If I ever release a software or app, I'm going to put the sentence "Things that I cannot change." just before the Accept button.
What would you hide in the agreement?
#affirmation #joke
What would you hide in the agreement?
#affirmation #joke
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If I ever release a software or app, I'm going to put the sentence "Things that I cannot change." just before the Accept button.
What would you hide in the agreement?
#affirmation #joke
What would you hide in the agreement?
#affirmation #joke
As humans, why did we go through a 'mail' phase? We had mail for a long time and then suddenly...e mail, voice mail, snail mail? Glad it was a recent fad. I wouldn't like pigeon mail, smoke mail, and scroll mail. Cuneiform mail?
#joke #showerthoughts #mail
#joke #showerthoughts #mail
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As humans, why did we go through a 'mail' phase? We had mail for a long time and then suddenly...e mail, voice mail, snail mail? Glad it was a recent fad. I wouldn't like pigeon mail, smoke mail, and scroll mail. Cuneiform mail?
#joke #showerthoughts #mail
#joke #showerthoughts #mail