The Ninja Comic
@ninjacomic.bsky.social
Formerly Stuffmybrosays (@Stuffmybrosays2) from the old place
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
My life is just so, "When am I going to find the time to convince myself to talk to people?"
February 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
My life is just so, "When am I going to find the time to convince myself to talk to people?"
Ice cream sandwiches are no substitute for breakfast pastries. They also don't work well in toasters.
February 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Ice cream sandwiches are no substitute for breakfast pastries. They also don't work well in toasters.
I'll have to check with the kids, but I think a scooter will make me look cool.
February 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I'll have to check with the kids, but I think a scooter will make me look cool.
If you never connect a smart TV to the internet, it works just like a regular TV. Select a line in and enjoy.
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
If you never connect a smart TV to the internet, it works just like a regular TV. Select a line in and enjoy.
When I was a kid, you just went over to a friend's house. My daughter wants to hangout with a friend from school. I've been to timeshare presentations that were less complicated.
And now you know I'm old. I've been to timeshare presentations.
#joke
And now you know I'm old. I've been to timeshare presentations.
#joke
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
When I was a kid, you just went over to a friend's house. My daughter wants to hangout with a friend from school. I've been to timeshare presentations that were less complicated.
And now you know I'm old. I've been to timeshare presentations.
#joke
And now you know I'm old. I've been to timeshare presentations.
#joke
Babies are cute and all, but after a while, they get old like me.
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Babies are cute and all, but after a while, they get old like me.
My grocery store has a cardboard stand that looks like the back of a pickup truck. It's a tailgating display. I was surprise by it being full of Celestial Seasonings tea.
Now I want to see a bunch of maniac football fans holding a teacup with their pinkies sticking up.
Now I want to see a bunch of maniac football fans holding a teacup with their pinkies sticking up.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My grocery store has a cardboard stand that looks like the back of a pickup truck. It's a tailgating display. I was surprise by it being full of Celestial Seasonings tea.
Now I want to see a bunch of maniac football fans holding a teacup with their pinkies sticking up.
Now I want to see a bunch of maniac football fans holding a teacup with their pinkies sticking up.
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Returning cologuard sample: Well, this is the weirdest shit I've ever shipped.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Returning cologuard sample: Well, this is the weirdest shit I've ever shipped.
Aim for the Moon. If you miss, you'll die in the cold vacuum of space where no one can hear you cry.
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Aim for the Moon. If you miss, you'll die in the cold vacuum of space where no one can hear you cry.
Do vampires freak out if their doctors tell them there is blood in their stool?
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Do vampires freak out if their doctors tell them there is blood in their stool?
Hey dinosaurs! Remember installing mouse drivers manually?
Good times man, good times.
Good times man, good times.
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Hey dinosaurs! Remember installing mouse drivers manually?
Good times man, good times.
Good times man, good times.
"Ready to face the day," he lied.
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"Ready to face the day," he lied.
Minecraft has given me a false sense of how easy it would be to eat cake underwater.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Minecraft has given me a false sense of how easy it would be to eat cake underwater.
Exactly how wrong is it to put bacon on an impossible burger?
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Exactly how wrong is it to put bacon on an impossible burger?
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
A cruise ship is probably the closest I'll ever get to riding in the Tardis. Get in, close the door, open the door, different place entirely.
It also has a pool.
#joke #tardis #doctorwhoo #whovian
It also has a pool.
#joke #tardis #doctorwhoo #whovian
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
A cruise ship is probably the closest I'll ever get to riding in the Tardis. Get in, close the door, open the door, different place entirely.
It also has a pool.
#joke #tardis #doctorwhoo #whovian
It also has a pool.
#joke #tardis #doctorwhoo #whovian
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Wow, remember back when Netflix sent you DVDs in the mail? Hah, good times. Good times.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Wow, remember back when Netflix sent you DVDs in the mail? Hah, good times. Good times.
You know you're up late when you plug in your phone and it doesn't get fully charged before you have to get up again.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
You know you're up late when you plug in your phone and it doesn't get fully charged before you have to get up again.
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM