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The Ninja Comic
@ninjacomic.bsky.social
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Formerly Stuffmybrosays (@Stuffmybrosays2) from the old place

Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
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ninjacomic.bsky.social
Somewhere in the multiverse, you are the evil twin.

#joke #showerthoughts
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
As a father, I'm looking forward to the ban on straws. I might make it through a meal without being shot in the face with the straw paper.

#joke
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I don't know why we say people are mean, in my experience they're probably more median.

#joke #showerthoughts #math
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
At the sushi place tonight. When you order the Godzilla, specify the roll. We didn't and the restaurant was crushed under one foot.

#joke #kaiju #godzilla
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Why do they call them cookies, when they're baked.

#joke #baking #showerthoughts
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Commercials always show people sitting in the grass while watching movies. I don't know what fantastical world they live in, but around here, mosquitos would have taken a pint of blood by the end of opening credits.

#joke #mosquito #falseadvertising
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
If my cat jumps in your lap, it's not because he's spoiled, he's fresh.

#joke #cat
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Astrology and meteorology are basically the same thing.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
What can I say, I'm like a cat, I need to sleep 16 to 24 hours a day.

#joke #cat
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Am I the only one bothered by the DC Comics tautology? DC means Detective Comics. So, Detective Comics Comics is annoying.

#joke #showerthoughts #soapbox #dccomics
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I'm kind of like the opposite of Superman. Can't fly, no heat vision, no cold breath, no Olympic muscular body, and my weakness is exactly what everybody else's are. Except for kryptonite. I may be completely immune. I just haven't tested it.

#joke #superman #dccomics
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Me: Why do you sit there and stare at me all the time?
Cat:
Me: We have another cat in the house, go stare at her.
Cat:
Me: Push off!
14yo: Who are you talking to?
Me: The cat.
14yo: He doesn't speak English.
Me: Raus katze!

Now everybody is staring at me.

#joke #cat
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
You know, back in my day, kids on skateboards were thugs and ruffians. Now a days they're just people.

#joke #showerthoughts #skateboard
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Sharing an umbrella with a child just means walking uncomfortably while getting wet.

#joke #8yearoldproblems #true
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I don't like the accusatory stare I get from my cat when cleaning the litterbox. Like I'm stealing his buried treasure. Maybe he thinks I'm using it? Either way, I told him flat out that I wasn't having it anymore.

He ignored me.

#joke #cat
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
The reason little kids constantly headbutt their dads in the crotch is to even out the pain moms go through during birth.

#joke #parentoftheyear #pregnancy
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
One of the hardest things to do is to walk normally when somebody asks you to walk normally so they can watch you walk.

#joke #awkward
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I kind of like that awkward feeling you get when one shoe is tied tighter than the other.

#joke #awkward
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
The real problem with having dessert at a restaurant, is you feel like you have to hurry. If I had a double chocolate fudgy slab of cake at home, I could snack on it all night.

That's a lie. I'd end up eating it like a starving dog.

#joke #orisit #cake
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I'm so talented, I managed to bite my tongue this morning. I wasn't even eating when I did it.

How's your day going?
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
We were at the outlets and I picked something up at the Oshkosh/Carters.

Unrelated, does anybody know someone that can forge birth certificates and ssns?

#joke #toofar
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Hippocrates is remembered by medical people with an oath to do no harm.

He's remembered by everybody else as a "do as I say not as I do" reference.

Immortalized as both very good and very bad. That is a well lived life.

#joke #hippocates #good #bad
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I once worked at a pottery studio, but I was fired for having a glazed look all the time.

#naileit
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
There sure are a lot of posts about Magic the Gathering and politics lately. I wonder what that's all about.
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING ME!?
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM