Trump desperate to regain the linecook vote (he’s fucking up here again, what they actually want is cheaper cigs)
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump desperate to regain the linecook vote (he’s fucking up here again, what they actually want is cheaper cigs)
鸡蛋屁[2025 BELGIAN LINECOOK MIX] The Thunder That Farts [Billy Big Liver cover]
Just had its debut on youtube and is already topping a very indie and submissive chart. Extremely breedable music being dominated by a sweaty Belgian and his Chinese exchange friend.
Just had its debut on youtube and is already topping a very indie and submissive chart. Extremely breedable music being dominated by a sweaty Belgian and his Chinese exchange friend.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
鸡蛋屁[2025 BELGIAN LINECOOK MIX] The Thunder That Farts [Billy Big Liver cover]
Just had its debut on youtube and is already topping a very indie and submissive chart. Extremely breedable music being dominated by a sweaty Belgian and his Chinese exchange friend.
Just had its debut on youtube and is already topping a very indie and submissive chart. Extremely breedable music being dominated by a sweaty Belgian and his Chinese exchange friend.
Ive transformed into a linecook, i feel i need to have a handful of drugs in my pocket cause thats who to go to to buy drugs allegedly is the linecook
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ive transformed into a linecook, i feel i need to have a handful of drugs in my pocket cause thats who to go to to buy drugs allegedly is the linecook
linecook who loves baking Henry/rich executive Hans au that only has 4 chapters , I'm going insane
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
linecook who loves baking Henry/rich executive Hans au that only has 4 chapters , I'm going insane
christ alive they are so good, cheap frozen premade patties stay winning and my linecook glands are are powerful as ever
i am pan frying three burgers in smoked paprika blend and soy sauce and I'm going to put that on brioche buns with provolone and that's going to be meal
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
christ alive they are so good, cheap frozen premade patties stay winning and my linecook glands are are powerful as ever
Back in the day, they called me #aquachef because I worked my way from #dishwasher to #linecook. This next March I'll just be another burnt out 50yo #audhd #gifted kid that has "Wonderful American Debt."
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Back in the day, they called me #aquachef because I worked my way from #dishwasher to #linecook. This next March I'll just be another burnt out 50yo #audhd #gifted kid that has "Wonderful American Debt."
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December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Should've called in today too. There's no prep work to do. I gotta be a linecook 🤢🤢🤢🤢
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Should've called in today too. There's no prep work to do. I gotta be a linecook 🤢🤢🤢🤢
I love the awkward, filthy Burned-out Linecook birds.
But "majesty" is far from the first 100 words I would use to describe the bald eagle, or the various situations I've seen them in.
But "majesty" is far from the first 100 words I would use to describe the bald eagle, or the various situations I've seen them in.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I love the awkward, filthy Burned-out Linecook birds.
But "majesty" is far from the first 100 words I would use to describe the bald eagle, or the various situations I've seen them in.
But "majesty" is far from the first 100 words I would use to describe the bald eagle, or the various situations I've seen them in.
Just got assulted with this gem at 8am
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just got assulted with this gem at 8am
I can taste when a linecook wasnt high enough
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I can taste when a linecook wasnt high enough
nobody can be a wise old tree anymore, everybodys got to work a fucking job, shits bullshit man
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
nobody can be a wise old tree anymore, everybodys got to work a fucking job, shits bullshit man
If you've been rude to the server, you've probably eaten the cook's bloody boogers.
And you fucking deserved it.
#LineCook
#RestaurantLife
And you fucking deserved it.
#LineCook
#RestaurantLife
October 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you've been rude to the server, you've probably eaten the cook's bloody boogers.
And you fucking deserved it.
#LineCook
#RestaurantLife
And you fucking deserved it.
#LineCook
#RestaurantLife
im scared theyre gonna take his bandana away.............I hope he looks like a linecook
October 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
im scared theyre gonna take his bandana away.............I hope he looks like a linecook
its that linecook in me, smoking and shooting the shit with some guys is like the second or third thing on my hierarchy of needs
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
its that linecook in me, smoking and shooting the shit with some guys is like the second or third thing on my hierarchy of needs
How many weeks do you give a linecook before you admit that he just doesn't have < it > ?
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
October 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How many weeks do you give a linecook before you admit that he just doesn't have < it > ?
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
Real talk tho you haven't met a freak until you meet a linecook who you argued w most of shift that still throats you soon as that last table leaves
I'm used to fucking industry staff, we all live for that seasoning🤌🏻💀
October 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Real talk tho you haven't met a freak until you meet a linecook who you argued w most of shift that still throats you soon as that last table leaves
im the linecook gf
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
im the linecook gf
A self proclaimed “autism forward” small local bookstore opened in my neighborhood recently and they seem completely unfazed by the waves of squirrelly linecook vibes rolling off of me at all times
I’m gonna end up spending so much money here
I’m gonna end up spending so much money here
September 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A self proclaimed “autism forward” small local bookstore opened in my neighborhood recently and they seem completely unfazed by the waves of squirrelly linecook vibes rolling off of me at all times
I’m gonna end up spending so much money here
I’m gonna end up spending so much money here
My toxic trait is that sometimes I go to work and my manager tells me I need to disassemble a 572 pound oven rig and move it to the loading dock and instead of saying
"Damnit woman, I'm a linecook, not a mechanic!"
I instead say
"Yeah ok"
And then spend the next several hours of my life with a
"Damnit woman, I'm a linecook, not a mechanic!"
I instead say
"Yeah ok"
And then spend the next several hours of my life with a
September 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My toxic trait is that sometimes I go to work and my manager tells me I need to disassemble a 572 pound oven rig and move it to the loading dock and instead of saying
"Damnit woman, I'm a linecook, not a mechanic!"
I instead say
"Yeah ok"
And then spend the next several hours of my life with a
"Damnit woman, I'm a linecook, not a mechanic!"
I instead say
"Yeah ok"
And then spend the next several hours of my life with a
i am so sorry and hope the day passes as quick as possible for you to get into clean dry pants but i mentally projected this scenario onto linecook ww so fast it was concerning
September 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i am so sorry and hope the day passes as quick as possible for you to get into clean dry pants but i mentally projected this scenario onto linecook ww so fast it was concerning