Knittposting
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30 - shitposts, opinions, bunny pictures and adult stuff 🔞
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homophobes: "I see Max and Chloe as platonic! best friends! sisters!"
the writers:
the writers:
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
homophobes: "I see Max and Chloe as platonic! best friends! sisters!"
the writers:
the writers:
If I ever made music, I would want to be lesbian Hot Dad. Hot Mom if you will
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If I ever made music, I would want to be lesbian Hot Dad. Hot Mom if you will
I predict it now, Square Enix will just go with Chloe still having the same exact blue hair, despite being in her 30s now, someone else will voice her, none of the OG writers are in and it's all still going to feel off
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I predict it now, Square Enix will just go with Chloe still having the same exact blue hair, despite being in her 30s now, someone else will voice her, none of the OG writers are in and it's all still going to feel off
cis lesbians, I would love to get a new strap before a new relationship, but the cyberpunk future hasn't come yet
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
cis lesbians, I would love to get a new strap before a new relationship, but the cyberpunk future hasn't come yet
a friend said I'm the gayest bitch she knows, which meant a lot to me
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
a friend said I'm the gayest bitch she knows, which meant a lot to me
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George: Elaine, what gives you pleasure?
Elaine: Yuri!!!
Elaine: Yuri!!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
George: Elaine, what gives you pleasure?
Elaine: Yuri!!!
Elaine: Yuri!!!
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
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these guys sure are nasty!
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
these guys sure are nasty!
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this is my favorite sex act it feels so good
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
this is my favorite sex act it feels so good
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who is dillbert why is everyone talking about- oh this guy hates black people?????
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
who is dillbert why is everyone talking about- oh this guy hates black people?????
*applying for any job* I hope I'm not too depressed and ADHD for this
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
*applying for any job* I hope I'm not too depressed and ADHD for this
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
should've happened sooner
Don't "too soon" me about Scott Adams god's sake lmao
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
should've happened sooner
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comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
I need a futch woman to do this to me
a cartoon scene with the word ballin on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon scene with the word ballin on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I need a futch woman to do this to me
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this is what i am imagining
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
this is what i am imagining
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this is how i sleep in irl…
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
this is how i sleep in irl…
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Now here it is: in color!
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Now here it is: in color!
chatgpt do my taxes, eat my dinner, fuck my wife
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
chatgpt do my taxes, eat my dinner, fuck my wife
I have a serious condition. whenever I hear someone talk about how they use AI, I see them transform into a baby live in front of my eyes and all I hear from them is googoo gaga
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I have a serious condition. whenever I hear someone talk about how they use AI, I see them transform into a baby live in front of my eyes and all I hear from them is googoo gaga
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progesterone sounds so... advanced... maybe i should've asked if there was like, amateurgesterone or casualgesterone i could've started out with
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
progesterone sounds so... advanced... maybe i should've asked if there was like, amateurgesterone or casualgesterone i could've started out with