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Medium D. Holloween
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Professional Wife Guy
Quintessential Midwestern Millennial
Cleveland’s Unelected Representative
36 or 37 years old

He/him/hollow
Pinned
The majestic ouroboros but it’s just a guy taste-checking his own cum
Early morning Hollowthought: I didn’t actually watch the show but I’m very confident the live action Wheel of Time did not do justice to what a miserable fucking bitch Egwene al’Vere is

(One of the best characters in fantasy fiction tbh)
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Can’t stop thinking about the guy on TikTok that said “if I was Dora the Explorer I would just shoot Swiper in the head with a gun”
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The existence of Zendaya implies the existence of Zendanah
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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yeah, well *I* say it's mandatory!
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Pie crust is the pinnacle of carbs
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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"This #MewTwo movement is outta control!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jacket update: I still have a problem (according to my wife)
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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“Now if we lose in 2028, some of you in this room will be going to prison, myself included.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, please cast Taylor Lautner as Hush. Dozens of us are asking for this
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sure “a watched pot never boils” etc etc but what about a watched pot that I put on fifteen minutes late because I lost track of time and now my wife is on her way home
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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All our goals are dumb and self serving but we also achieve like, all of them
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Randy just woke up, what do you have to say to him
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The last few days have been great; I really liked Spin City
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Portgas D. Ace my GOAT we fucking did it
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Mamdani wins
Cheney dies
A new Danheim album

AND NOW XOLO MARIDUENA IS CAST AS FIREFIST ACE

this has been a whirlwind 24 hours for me
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I am absolutely referring to myself as “a cool dude in a loose mood” going forward
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Qui-Gon gotta be the middest Jedi of all time
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If the Jays with the Baseball Cup I might turn my eye to Cleveland and politely remind our sports teams that while we love them no matter what, it would be cool if they won something
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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psa: replace your air filters
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
All Ridley Scott movies can be summed up with “you really wrong place, wrong timed the wrong guy, mister”
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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to my new followers

if you're a RESIST person that's great but the instant you leave someone behind (transgender people, "far left" people, for example) you have lost the plot, and myself

trans rights are human rights
no war but class war
appeasement has never worked with nazis
arm everyone
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Stop sending me DMs, I’m not reading them lmao
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Andrew Scott is the male Toni Collette, I don’t know how to explain myself
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Had a weird dream about a James Bond-esque military caper starring a Natty Bumppo stand-in set in a frontier town just beyond the fabled Antarctic Ice Wall (nobody steal or I’ll jump off a bridge and permanently change the lives of everyone I know)
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Contrary to my predilection toward nostalgic 90’s cartoons I don’t miss my childhood- I do miss shoplifting candy from the drug store though
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM