#HowRude
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
About to start a gig in a restaurant and someone just walked in and handed out to everyone at their table food from another establishment. I kinda want to call them jerks through the PA. #HowRude
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
First snow and holiday decorations take over MY table!?! Seriously, Mom?!?
🐾❄️😹❄️🐾

#AirplaneEars #HowRude
#CatsOfBlueSky
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Borrowed season 1 of Severance on dvd from the library today and accidentally watched the second episode first??😤 #howrude #severance #dvd
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@apple @stevejobsarchive.bsky.social Mr Jobs… you of all people should have known that your system does not…. Run on “synthesized” disks as it’s a massive security hole .. yet lied to me in store … #howrude .. my partner was the ass who made the comments on how you dress and has a developer acct
July 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Also highly recommend this from @vincerai.bsky.social on the assassination of Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare

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December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Howrude #AP on yt- watching President Carter State funeral and you can't lay off the temu ads long enough to give some respect ?
#JimmyCarter
#POTUS39
#Respect
#TrueAmerican
January 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A very entertaining read…
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Saint Boris du Waffle
Cometh the hour, cometh the blonde blob
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December 19, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, took away my cell phone and threw out my coffee !
#HowRude
September 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Husband and wife are working from home. Husband has a meeting and needs to leave the room. Husband approaches wife to exchange a farewell smooch. Husband then cackles as wife realizes she has been #cropdusted with some of the most vile #farts to ever exist. #marriage #HowRude #blegh
January 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Intendi i centimetri?

#HowRude
September 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Bezos didn't invite you?!

I suspect by this point you're a significant revenue source for Amazon! #HowRude
June 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We took out
MTG today
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#HowRude
🤭
November 12, 2024 at 12:08 AM
If only the flooding could have begun at a decent hour, when more people were awake…

#howrude
Leavitt: "The alerts imminently were sent out before the flood when people were sleeping because the flood hit in the very early hours of the morning. People were sleeping in the middle of the night when this flood came. This was an act of God, it is not the admin's fault the flood hit when it did."
July 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Went to meet a guy last night. We met up at a bar and got along well, I thought. At the end, we go to his car to make out and do some heavy petting. He 💦 on my hand and then says, "I have to go." I just barely got moist. 🙄 #HowRude
August 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
PSA: Moana is leaving @netflix on December 20th and I'm already dreading the goodbye. If you need me I'll be watching it once a weekend until then.

#devastated #howrude
November 10, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I love how IG is always “facemask, self-help book, green smoothie #self-care” and my self-care is basically eating strawberries while watching Jessica Jones, reading bunch of Swan Queen fics and then spending some quality time with my vibrator. #haha #howrude #letsbehonest
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yeah, that’s why I’m not going: open.substack.com/pub/howrude/...
Why I Won’t Go to the USA
It’s always sunny in South Sudan
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April 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM