#Görts
Wir wünschen Werner #Görts alles Gute zu seinem 84. Geburtstag! 🥳

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Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Werner! 💚

#Werder
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Gorts. Lol. Shorts is Gorts.
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I see it as ownership from 94 - 21 being content just collecting the cash because the seats were always full. When the cap came in we had a huge financial advantage and could have spent non-cap dollars on facility, training, scouting etc. We didn't (even under Molson) until Gorts came in. 🤬🤬🤬
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I are pancakes I'm not allowed to have and now I am a gort seat

Seat for gorts

Watching some limited show that I'll name once I'm free of gort
(Lil toasty boy is Kinny, precious lady is Lulu)
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
whe reis the social app fork that allows me to call them gorts
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Banpheileadóirí sinsir v Naomh Pól, 7in amárach ag Páirc Mhic Ionnrachtaigh. Gorts abú

Senior women’s footballers v St Paul’s, 7pm tomorrow at Páirc Mhic Ionnrachtaigh. #UTG
April 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I spent a lot time in Gorts game just playing dress up, I confess
January 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Please no, we don't need more Porridge Gorts in the world of Faerun 😔
November 21, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Realized i wont be passing my genes down to my kids, theyre getting my gorts
November 17, 2024 at 9:38 PM
When I was playing yesterday, the game was trying to force Gorts to consume the tadpole and he looked so upset 😭

Biggest puppy dog eyes I’ve ever seen, I’ll grab the screenshots when I can
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Gain 3000 gorts
December 1, 2024 at 8:40 PM
[S] American Gorts #1stdraftneilgaiman
December 8, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I'd love to be added to this, though I've only posted a couple of gorts on bsky so far <3
October 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Hahaha they were already sad in the reference but they turned out REAL sad in my attempt xD

Please, with just the cost of a cup of coffee, you can make sure local gorts in your area are happy again! He just needs an enriching environment where he thinks he's the boss and everyone loves him!🤣😭
March 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Peileadóirí fir sinsir v an Muine Glas, 2in amárach ag Páirc Mhic Ionnrachtaigh. Gorts abú

Senior men’s footballers v Moneyglass. 2pm tomorrow at Páirc Mhic Ionnrachtaigh. #UTG
April 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In my gorts, drinking my galört, thinking about mort
May 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
having two of those big gort plushes is awesomeee don't get me wrong but im kind of considering parting with one bc i have nooooo room. but like. my gorts....but also i probably have an oomf or two that would be interested in him. i gotta think abt it
August 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
While wearing Gorts
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gorts coronation doesnt happen until you actually reach wyrms rock but a lot of his establishments had to be in effect before then. so they were just letting him do allat you people are fucking useless
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Add a bit of mustard.

*he gently grabs Porridge Gorts shoulder*

You like sausages, lets add something less breakfasty with some sauce.
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 AM
haltet 1, om Gorts Willn 😲🤭🤭🤭
deng gurt fadiemte Wassresxhlexkre-Brunneng-Geld is glai wiedre wexh 😅
October 20, 2024 at 2:09 PM
welcome to my emporium of baby gorts. the next person to adopt a crat from me has to name it horkus gorkus
February 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM
November 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
We need some Gorts down here.
June 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Camógaithe sinsir v Sáirséal, 7in amárach ag Páirc Sháirséil. Gorts abú

Senior camógs v Sarsfields, 7pm tomorrow at Sarsfields. #UTG
April 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM