Wired magazine excerpt that reads like it should be from The Onion
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wired magazine excerpt that reads like it should be from The Onion
Kash drives a red wrapped cybercuck with his name as the plate thats who drives those
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Kash drives a red wrapped cybercuck with his name as the plate thats who drives those
i thought a gold-wrapped N*zimobile (cyberCuck) was my gonna be my final straw today but then my brother left me a voicemail
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i thought a gold-wrapped N*zimobile (cyberCuck) was my gonna be my final straw today but then my brother left me a voicemail
That song is a lot more fitting when you realize the driver is a cybercuck.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That song is a lot more fitting when you realize the driver is a cybercuck.
I chuckle every time I see an unfortunate soul in a Cybercuck.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I chuckle every time I see an unfortunate soul in a Cybercuck.
the headturn and face i pull every time i pass a cybercuck on the road
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the headturn and face i pull every time i pass a cybercuck on the road
A completely expected reaction for a Cybercuck owner.
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A completely expected reaction for a Cybercuck owner.
Bully anyone using these skins on sight like we did when they added the Cybercuck to this and Rocket League
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bully anyone using these skins on sight like we did when they added the Cybercuck to this and Rocket League
a standard ford escort is ten times more bulletproof than a cybercuck, at least the escort has a big honking engine block to cover you
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
a standard ford escort is ten times more bulletproof than a cybercuck, at least the escort has a big honking engine block to cover you
Cybercuck drivers out here were NON existent for months, because every single person flipped them off. They’re back out now that the feds are here
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cybercuck drivers out here were NON existent for months, because every single person flipped them off. They’re back out now that the feds are here
I couldn’t figure out if this picture was a joke. Please help me understand. I have also posted my response.
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I couldn’t figure out if this picture was a joke. Please help me understand. I have also posted my response.
Cybercuck is an apt descriptor
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner.
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Cybercuck is an apt descriptor
My buddy flipped off a CyberTruck this morning and the driver got so mad he egged my friend's car. Apparently this happens enough he now carries eggs.
My buddy is filing an insurance claim now. Eggs ruin paint. FAFO CyberCuck
My buddy is filing an insurance claim now. Eggs ruin paint. FAFO CyberCuck
March 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My buddy flipped off a CyberTruck this morning and the driver got so mad he egged my friend's car. Apparently this happens enough he now carries eggs.
My buddy is filing an insurance claim now. Eggs ruin paint. FAFO CyberCuck
My buddy is filing an insurance claim now. Eggs ruin paint. FAFO CyberCuck
You mean it's the woke version of the cybercuck. According to our new overlords
December 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
You mean it's the woke version of the cybercuck. According to our new overlords
Cybercuck imo
April 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Cybercuck imo
Cybercuck is also tremendous. Swasticar applies to all Teslas imo.
January 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cybercuck is also tremendous. Swasticar applies to all Teslas imo.
Speaking of—got to flip off some cybercuck in a cybertruck about an hour ago.
July 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Speaking of—got to flip off some cybercuck in a cybertruck about an hour ago.
What was he doing all evening? Picking up hookers in his fire engine red cybercuck? 🙄 Gaming with his online Russian friends?
March 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What was he doing all evening? Picking up hookers in his fire engine red cybercuck? 🙄 Gaming with his online Russian friends?
Literally fired from PayPal (while he was on vacation) because the Board was convinced he’d bankrupt the company.
Hyperloop
Bore X
Powerwall
CyberCuck
I’d say “fool me once”, but I’ve thought he was full of horseshit from Day 1.
Hyperloop
Bore X
Powerwall
CyberCuck
I’d say “fool me once”, but I’ve thought he was full of horseshit from Day 1.
March 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Literally fired from PayPal (while he was on vacation) because the Board was convinced he’d bankrupt the company.
Hyperloop
Bore X
Powerwall
CyberCuck
I’d say “fool me once”, but I’ve thought he was full of horseshit from Day 1.
Hyperloop
Bore X
Powerwall
CyberCuck
I’d say “fool me once”, but I’ve thought he was full of horseshit from Day 1.