ezekiel
@moneyfish.bsky.social
ur telling me a 🍤 wrote this bio?
chicago // any pronouns
chicago // any pronouns
the home decor vibe i’m going for is chrome and cowhide
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the home decor vibe i’m going for is chrome and cowhide
sundays are for sleep debt
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
sundays are for sleep debt
when i was a little baby, a witch put a curse on me to be obsessed with expensive pants…
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
when i was a little baby, a witch put a curse on me to be obsessed with expensive pants…
i thought a gold-wrapped N*zimobile (cyberCuck) was my gonna be my final straw today but then my brother left me a voicemail
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i thought a gold-wrapped N*zimobile (cyberCuck) was my gonna be my final straw today but then my brother left me a voicemail
mercury rX is officially over and so is my diplomacy
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
mercury rX is officially over and so is my diplomacy
sorry to all ppl named “Christine” but this one bitch at my job has poisoned the well and i can’t talk to y’all anymore without getting angry
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
sorry to all ppl named “Christine” but this one bitch at my job has poisoned the well and i can’t talk to y’all anymore without getting angry
can i sue the tiktok tarot girlies for their attempts to induce spiritual psychosis?? asking for a Me
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
can i sue the tiktok tarot girlies for their attempts to induce spiritual psychosis?? asking for a Me
sorry to engage in discourse skeeting, but pls stop saying that trans men have male privilege! if my supposed privilege is predicated on meticulous upkeep of the illusion that i am cis, then it’s actually a chore i have been given for the cost of a public life, lest i face corrective violence.
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
sorry to engage in discourse skeeting, but pls stop saying that trans men have male privilege! if my supposed privilege is predicated on meticulous upkeep of the illusion that i am cis, then it’s actually a chore i have been given for the cost of a public life, lest i face corrective violence.
one of my lesbian best friends recently admitted that she might be getting “deprogrammed” from TSw*ft fandom. nature is healing, etc.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
one of my lesbian best friends recently admitted that she might be getting “deprogrammed” from TSw*ft fandom. nature is healing, etc.
thrifting is not a social activity for me. i need to focus!! you go do your thing, i’ll do mine, and we can meet in the middle for show-and-tell.
September 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
thrifting is not a social activity for me. i need to focus!! you go do your thing, i’ll do mine, and we can meet in the middle for show-and-tell.
just had to explain who bobby brown was to my partner… age gap relationships are not for the faint of heart
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
just had to explain who bobby brown was to my partner… age gap relationships are not for the faint of heart
there is a house centipede in my bathroom and we are having a standoff. i can feel myself becoming Michael Shannon from Bug in real time.
August 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
there is a house centipede in my bathroom and we are having a standoff. i can feel myself becoming Michael Shannon from Bug in real time.
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shed this skin 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
shed this skin 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
ofc king of the hill was good!! a new mexican’s assessment of texas will Always be on the money
May 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ofc king of the hill was good!! a new mexican’s assessment of texas will Always be on the money
i love composting because it’s kinda like being a kid making “potions” y’know?
like, here little green bucket, eat this brown paper bag from my hormone prescription pickup!! it’ll make you big and strong 😇
like, here little green bucket, eat this brown paper bag from my hormone prescription pickup!! it’ll make you big and strong 😇
May 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i love composting because it’s kinda like being a kid making “potions” y’know?
like, here little green bucket, eat this brown paper bag from my hormone prescription pickup!! it’ll make you big and strong 😇
like, here little green bucket, eat this brown paper bag from my hormone prescription pickup!! it’ll make you big and strong 😇
i don’t get enough credit for how well and how often i actively resist the urge to behave like my mother
May 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i don’t get enough credit for how well and how often i actively resist the urge to behave like my mother
this is our most desperate hour. help me, $1100 leather clown face tote bag!! ur my only hope.
May 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
this is our most desperate hour. help me, $1100 leather clown face tote bag!! ur my only hope.
gave myself a migraine submitting this renter’s insurance claim… if they don’t rubber stamp my shit, there will be consequences
May 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
gave myself a migraine submitting this renter’s insurance claim… if they don’t rubber stamp my shit, there will be consequences
i keep winning all my poshmark lowballs!! don’t these sellers know i’m on a budget?! 😩😩
April 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i keep winning all my poshmark lowballs!! don’t these sellers know i’m on a budget?! 😩😩
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New Mexico made child care free for most families. Believe it or not, the good thing is good.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New Mexico made childcare free. It lifted 120,000 people above the poverty line
The state, which has long ranked worst in the US for child wellbeing, became the first and only in the country to offer free childcare to a majority of families
www.theguardian.com
April 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
New Mexico made child care free for most families. Believe it or not, the good thing is good.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
new rule for my silly spreadsheet job is that i’m going to intentionally misspell your name every time you misspell mine. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
March 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
new rule for my silly spreadsheet job is that i’m going to intentionally misspell your name every time you misspell mine. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
i’m sort of like if you crossed Gomez Addams with Mac Miller
March 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i’m sort of like if you crossed Gomez Addams with Mac Miller
when it comes to my inner child, i’d rather be a permissive parent than an abusive one
March 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
when it comes to my inner child, i’d rather be a permissive parent than an abusive one
when i can successfully coax my cat into a productive brushing session, i like to tell her about all the vegetables she’s gonna help grow (because i compost her fur now) 🥲🥕🥦🍆🌶️
March 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
when i can successfully coax my cat into a productive brushing session, i like to tell her about all the vegetables she’s gonna help grow (because i compost her fur now) 🥲🥕🥦🍆🌶️
it is very cursed to be the oldest grandchild / cousin / nephew etc. on BOTH sides of my family. you will never understand my burden, younger cousins!!
March 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it is very cursed to be the oldest grandchild / cousin / nephew etc. on BOTH sides of my family. you will never understand my burden, younger cousins!!