ezekiel
@moneyfish.bsky.social
ur telling me a 🍤 wrote this bio?
chicago // any pronouns
chicago // any pronouns
oh no OH NO they’re ON SALE 🫠🫠
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
oh no OH NO they’re ON SALE 🫠🫠
when i was a little baby, a witch put a curse on me to be obsessed with expensive pants…
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
when i was a little baby, a witch put a curse on me to be obsessed with expensive pants…
if i owned him i would be unstoppable
May 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
if i owned him i would be unstoppable
me when my landlord:
u have 14 days before i deduct it from my rent BITCH
u have 14 days before i deduct it from my rent BITCH
January 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
me when my landlord:
u have 14 days before i deduct it from my rent BITCH
u have 14 days before i deduct it from my rent BITCH
made it to bluesky and about to make it everyone’s problem
September 25, 2023 at 7:50 PM
made it to bluesky and about to make it everyone’s problem