#CuntPunch
That is definitely the case with nearby Cuntpunch Mountain
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Despite the facts that:
-I am on the Angry Agony Days of my period rn,
AND
-my mom spent the day being an absolute waffle iron cuntpunch of a human,
AND
-I kept having intrusive thoughts about it,
I did NOT scoop up a handful of menstrual horrors and slap her across the face with it, even once! 😀🩸💥
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
But I just had an energy drink, I DID load up on weapons, and I'm just gonna keep coming at this absolute kidney stone cuntpunch of a motherfucker over and over and over again until I fucking win.
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Welp, say goodbye to my Colorado cloudscape time lapses for a while, y’all! 🥲 I’m missing out on filming a gorgeously silver sky today 😭😭 because I’m attempting to point the time lapse camera down through my porch slats to get proof of my cuntpunch neighbors breaking the lease by smoking on it. 🙃🤞🏻💨✨
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
wife was agog about crystal palace winning their 2nd trophy in 130 years and then losing the cas appeal felt like a cuntpunch... i dont keep up with cpfc socials but if i did i would be insaneposting that dougie freedman fucking up the email admin & then leaving for saudi arabia is some sketchy shit
August 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Her name was Cuntpunch Thighpussy Breastchomper Bellyngton III
August 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
*10 ladies in crotchless leotards and a cuntpunch instructor all penguin in from stage left
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
April 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
She needs some of my special cuntpunch..
March 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM