Before you make any rash decisions, a reminder that the Baileys was 10 pounds on Tesco Clubcard last year
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Before you make any rash decisions, a reminder that the Baileys was 10 pounds on Tesco Clubcard last year
me: I'm gonna stop off at tesco and get some of that ready to bake cookie dough bc I crave warm cookies
me, getting off the bus outside tesco, clubcard ready and everything, suddenly remembering sunday trading hours are a Thing: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
me, getting off the bus outside tesco, clubcard ready and everything, suddenly remembering sunday trading hours are a Thing: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me: I'm gonna stop off at tesco and get some of that ready to bake cookie dough bc I crave warm cookies
me, getting off the bus outside tesco, clubcard ready and everything, suddenly remembering sunday trading hours are a Thing: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
me, getting off the bus outside tesco, clubcard ready and everything, suddenly remembering sunday trading hours are a Thing: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
He was a yank and asked where I'm from. I said I'm from here. He asked if I needed a bag and handed me an old wet Tesco bag and offered me his clubcard. Then he asked if my pink eye shadow was tattooed on. Also he had a black eye and was buying 4 bottles of wine only.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
He was a yank and asked where I'm from. I said I'm from here. He asked if I needed a bag and handed me an old wet Tesco bag and offered me his clubcard. Then he asked if my pink eye shadow was tattooed on. Also he had a black eye and was buying 4 bottles of wine only.
The EU have decided on a technicality that Brexit doesn’t apply to Wales? You found some old Tesco Clubcard vouchers that haven’t expired?
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The EU have decided on a technicality that Brexit doesn’t apply to Wales? You found some old Tesco Clubcard vouchers that haven’t expired?
I hope there is enough room for all that on his Tesco Clubcard
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hope there is enough room for all that on his Tesco Clubcard
* sugar tax to be levied on sweetcorn
* upper deck of double-decker buses now liable for air passenger duty
* Clubcard points brought into capital gains tax
* fuel duty frozen for 1 year
* upper deck of double-decker buses now liable for air passenger duty
* Clubcard points brought into capital gains tax
* fuel duty frozen for 1 year
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
* sugar tax to be levied on sweetcorn
* upper deck of double-decker buses now liable for air passenger duty
* Clubcard points brought into capital gains tax
* fuel duty frozen for 1 year
* upper deck of double-decker buses now liable for air passenger duty
* Clubcard points brought into capital gains tax
* fuel duty frozen for 1 year
Didn’t even pay full price, got a discount because I have a Tesco Clubcard. Oh I bet you’re so close now, hearing that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Didn’t even pay full price, got a discount because I have a Tesco Clubcard. Oh I bet you’re so close now, hearing that.
Post-Travel Big Tesco Resupply Mission complete. 💪
I ran down a lot of perishable stuff before going away so it was a substantial shop today, oof ow. Burned a lot of Clubcard vouchers to bring it down, at least.
I ran down a lot of perishable stuff before going away so it was a substantial shop today, oof ow. Burned a lot of Clubcard vouchers to bring it down, at least.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Post-Travel Big Tesco Resupply Mission complete. 💪
I ran down a lot of perishable stuff before going away so it was a substantial shop today, oof ow. Burned a lot of Clubcard vouchers to bring it down, at least.
I ran down a lot of perishable stuff before going away so it was a substantial shop today, oof ow. Burned a lot of Clubcard vouchers to bring it down, at least.
Ale kdyby to šlo vyřešit Teskem, tak už tam jdu s clubcard!
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ale kdyby to šlo vyřešit Teskem, tak už tam jdu s clubcard!
you could get two of those for £7 if you have the clubcard
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
you could get two of those for £7 if you have the clubcard
De band Spain ken ik vooral via #Duyster. Omdat hun album 'The Blue Moods Of Spain' dit jaar 30 oud is, spelen ze dat vanavond in de Effenaar. En ik mag er ook nog eens gratis heen met de Effenaar ClubCard.
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
De band Spain ken ik vooral via #Duyster. Omdat hun album 'The Blue Moods Of Spain' dit jaar 30 oud is, spelen ze dat vanavond in de Effenaar. En ik mag er ook nog eens gratis heen met de Effenaar ClubCard.
I’ve noticed this lately. The yellow sticker may be cheaper than the ‘official’ price, but it’s not much less than the Clubcard or Nectar price.
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I’ve noticed this lately. The yellow sticker may be cheaper than the ‘official’ price, but it’s not much less than the Clubcard or Nectar price.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CLUBCARD!
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CLUBCARD!
I have kindly donated nothing, give me my Clubcard back!
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I have kindly donated nothing, give me my Clubcard back!
Sainsbury's, Argos, any funeral plans advert, any direct cremation advert, Tesco clubcard off the top of my head are white adverts
Good job there is nothing wrong in Runcorn so she can sit and home with a sheet of paper counting the number of non white people in adverts
Good job there is nothing wrong in Runcorn so she can sit and home with a sheet of paper counting the number of non white people in adverts
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sainsbury's, Argos, any funeral plans advert, any direct cremation advert, Tesco clubcard off the top of my head are white adverts
Good job there is nothing wrong in Runcorn so she can sit and home with a sheet of paper counting the number of non white people in adverts
Good job there is nothing wrong in Runcorn so she can sit and home with a sheet of paper counting the number of non white people in adverts
Trying out the new blackberry Jack Daniels. Can only get it in Tesco and 70cl is only £18.50 with Clubcard. It tastes nice. I’m having it with Coke but should probably be lemonade? I like it as a bit of a change.
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trying out the new blackberry Jack Daniels. Can only get it in Tesco and 70cl is only £18.50 with Clubcard. It tastes nice. I’m having it with Coke but should probably be lemonade? I like it as a bit of a change.
New print in my shop for the philosophically inclined!
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![Print of a cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:
[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
1
SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
9
PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
11
[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
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October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
New print in my shop for the philosophically inclined!
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If you have stopped Tesco from existing, then there will be no Tesco Clubcard points for you to obtain.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you have stopped Tesco from existing, then there will be no Tesco Clubcard points for you to obtain.
Give me back my CLUBCARD! 😹😹😹
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October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Give me back my CLUBCARD! 😹😹😹
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NE 1 know when Tesco Clubcard vouchers drop?
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
NE 1 know when Tesco Clubcard vouchers drop?
I think it was you, Flash, who was the first to report it vanished. It seems to come and go, probably because of yiur actions with the #plundercats in 1916. The authorities will be monitoring to see if anyone has bought any tickets with Tesco Clubcard points; could that point to a certain Flash?
October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think it was you, Flash, who was the first to report it vanished. It seems to come and go, probably because of yiur actions with the #plundercats in 1916. The authorities will be monitoring to see if anyone has bought any tickets with Tesco Clubcard points; could that point to a certain Flash?
No Tescos in your area? Ever? Can you get clubcard points?
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No Tescos in your area? Ever? Can you get clubcard points?
(I stopped shopping at Tesco when they introduced the offers for Clubcard holders only but this one is handy, I go to the Vision Express in there as I can park quite close and pick a few bits up when there :-) ).
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
(I stopped shopping at Tesco when they introduced the offers for Clubcard holders only but this one is handy, I go to the Vision Express in there as I can park quite close and pick a few bits up when there :-) ).
They still make out like you're getting a bargain anaw. Same with the clubcard price shit.
They expect you not to remember the cost the last time you bought it.
They expect you not to remember the cost the last time you bought it.
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
They still make out like you're getting a bargain anaw. Same with the clubcard price shit.
They expect you not to remember the cost the last time you bought it.
They expect you not to remember the cost the last time you bought it.