I said “gag me with a spoon” and immediately started getting AARP ads
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I said “gag me with a spoon” and immediately started getting AARP ads
i’m a gay man in my 30s im allowed to tweet song lyrics if i want its in my AARP benefits package
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i’m a gay man in my 30s im allowed to tweet song lyrics if i want its in my AARP benefits package
Turns out AARP junk mail isn’t the worst junk mail.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Turns out AARP junk mail isn’t the worst junk mail.
Lemme gone head and pick up my AARP card chile…
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Lemme gone head and pick up my AARP card chile…
I said, "7 UP yours" and immediately started getting AARP ads.
I said “gag me with a spoon” and immediately started getting AARP ads
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I said, "7 UP yours" and immediately started getting AARP ads.
Higher coffee prices were specifically mentioned by older Republican women at this AARP forum I reported on in October. People are noticing the increases beyond partisanship. 19thnews.org/2025/10/olde...
Older women once trusted Social Security. Now they aren’t so sure.
Diminished confidence in government institutions under President Trump and fears about the economy at large could explain the shift, experts say.
19thnews.org
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Higher coffee prices were specifically mentioned by older Republican women at this AARP forum I reported on in October. People are noticing the increases beyond partisanship. 19thnews.org/2025/10/olde...
That baby hair can and has registered for AARP.
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That baby hair can and has registered for AARP.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The free candy you get when you sign up with AARP
I was just berated by a group of 24 year olds because they said I had "Old People's candy" in my office. The candy in question...
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The free candy you get when you sign up with AARP
I said nothing whatsoever and keep getting AARP ads. 👵
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I said nothing whatsoever and keep getting AARP ads. 👵
My knees are hurting from shooting around in the gym yesterday and this morning I get an email to join AARP.
Should I be offended?
Should I be offended?
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My knees are hurting from shooting around in the gym yesterday and this morning I get an email to join AARP.
Should I be offended?
Should I be offended?
It’s the last day of my 40s. I can see the AARP Abudction Van idling down the block.
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s the last day of my 40s. I can see the AARP Abudction Van idling down the block.
Also: according to AARP (which has been UHC's mouthpiece for a long long time) the US government pays MORE to Medicare Advantage insurance companies than they pay for original Medicare.
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Also: according to AARP (which has been UHC's mouthpiece for a long long time) the US government pays MORE to Medicare Advantage insurance companies than they pay for original Medicare.
I'm off the grid (AARP doesn't know where I live)
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm off the grid (AARP doesn't know where I live)
You can tell I haven't watched for awhile. Everyone looks so old. Except for Joss and Brad (Parry has looked the same age for 25 years).
Everyone looks like they have a subscription to AARP, FFS
Everyone looks like they have a subscription to AARP, FFS
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You can tell I haven't watched for awhile. Everyone looks so old. Except for Joss and Brad (Parry has looked the same age for 25 years).
Everyone looks like they have a subscription to AARP, FFS
Everyone looks like they have a subscription to AARP, FFS
Neeson had a good year this year with a possible way out of his stagnated career rut of AARP action movies.
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Neeson had a good year this year with a possible way out of his stagnated career rut of AARP action movies.
I just had to explain the concept of reruns to a research assistant so if anybody needs me I’ll be registering for AARP
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just had to explain the concept of reruns to a research assistant so if anybody needs me I’ll be registering for AARP
Woke up with a Sting song in my head so guess it's time to apply for that AARP card.
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Woke up with a Sting song in my head so guess it's time to apply for that AARP card.
#FrightClub
What we have here is crime, fabric, AARP Uber
What we have here is crime, fabric, AARP Uber
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
#FrightClub
What we have here is crime, fabric, AARP Uber
What we have here is crime, fabric, AARP Uber
God Damn it, I'm getting AARP commercials and I am thinking it might not be bad.
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
God Damn it, I'm getting AARP commercials and I am thinking it might not be bad.
Seattle you’re supposed to be good but I just saw an AARP member score on you so, respectfully, what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Seattle you’re supposed to be good but I just saw an AARP member score on you so, respectfully, what the fuck
He needs an AARP helmet sponsorship ASAP
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He needs an AARP helmet sponsorship ASAP
#FrightClub
Attack of the AARP Elf army!
Attack of the AARP Elf army!
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
#FrightClub
Attack of the AARP Elf army!
Attack of the AARP Elf army!
You want an AARP benefit
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You want an AARP benefit