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The very good, if oddly undersold, Margo Price.
February 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The very good, if oddly undersold, Margo Price.
I liked the first 2 seasons of Barry quite a lot and the last 2 seasons of Barry nowhere near as much, and thinking about it now - a few years down the road - if I'd not seen it all, I feel like I'd have been fine with that.
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I liked the first 2 seasons of Barry quite a lot and the last 2 seasons of Barry nowhere near as much, and thinking about it now - a few years down the road - if I'd not seen it all, I feel like I'd have been fine with that.
it's the year of the fire horse, a.k.a. "an astrological shit show."
February 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
it's the year of the fire horse, a.k.a. "an astrological shit show."
There was so much garlic in my office cafeteria's lunch special today that right now I may technically be an aioli.
February 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
There was so much garlic in my office cafeteria's lunch special today that right now I may technically be an aioli.
While Phishsky anxiously awaits the summer tour date drop that never comes, let me ask you: How much you think tickets are gonna cost this summer? For MPP I'm predicting $120 pavilion and $70 lawn.
February 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
While Phishsky anxiously awaits the summer tour date drop that never comes, let me ask you: How much you think tickets are gonna cost this summer? For MPP I'm predicting $120 pavilion and $70 lawn.
Happy valenpresilunarnewyear gras.
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Happy valenpresilunarnewyear gras.
Some real monday-ass tuesday
February 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Some real monday-ass tuesday
Ever feel like everybody's dying but that one all-important guy?
February 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Ever feel like everybody's dying but that one all-important guy?
Watching short track relay and there's like 12 guys skating in a circle constantly swapping in and out and pushing each other in the butt in this weird ass sport.
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Watching short track relay and there's like 12 guys skating in a circle constantly swapping in and out and pushing each other in the butt in this weird ass sport.
Robert Duvall, shirtless in a cavalry Stetson, crouching amidst the fire, smoke, and noise, unflinching as a bomb explodes behind him, staring off and sadly saying, "Someday this war's gonna end." No one's ever captured America at its most militarily hubristic better on screen. R.I.P. to a great.
February 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Robert Duvall, shirtless in a cavalry Stetson, crouching amidst the fire, smoke, and noise, unflinching as a bomb explodes behind him, staring off and sadly saying, "Someday this war's gonna end." No one's ever captured America at its most militarily hubristic better on screen. R.I.P. to a great.
As a Caps fan, watching Canada and non-DC hockey fans finally embrace and love Tom Wilson is immensely gratifying.
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
As a Caps fan, watching Canada and non-DC hockey fans finally embrace and love Tom Wilson is immensely gratifying.
Spinal Tap and A Fish Called Wanda.
2 movies that shaped your entire existence: Labyrinth and Ghostbusters (1, natch)
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Spinal Tap and A Fish Called Wanda.
Ah man. I feel like we only just got past Stomp-Clap-Hey! indie rock music and somehow we're already getting stuff inspired by Stomp-Clap-Hey! indie rock music.
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Ah man. I feel like we only just got past Stomp-Clap-Hey! indie rock music and somehow we're already getting stuff inspired by Stomp-Clap-Hey! indie rock music.
I fully believe Jane's Addiction are one of the most important bands of their time, were an essential part of alt rock's mainstream breakthrough in the '90s, and would already be Rock Hall of Famers had they not been such a bunch of collectively dopey shitheads since their initial break-up.
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I fully believe Jane's Addiction are one of the most important bands of their time, were an essential part of alt rock's mainstream breakthrough in the '90s, and would already be Rock Hall of Famers had they not been such a bunch of collectively dopey shitheads since their initial break-up.
Saw the touring production of Stereophonic and it bums me to say this but it was just fine. Get the feeling a big part of the magic was the original cast.
Also: Hey Parents: Don't name your older rock star kid "Win Butler" and then name the younger one "Will Butler," 'cuz that is just confusing.
Also: Hey Parents: Don't name your older rock star kid "Win Butler" and then name the younger one "Will Butler," 'cuz that is just confusing.
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Saw the touring production of Stereophonic and it bums me to say this but it was just fine. Get the feeling a big part of the magic was the original cast.
Also: Hey Parents: Don't name your older rock star kid "Win Butler" and then name the younger one "Will Butler," 'cuz that is just confusing.
Also: Hey Parents: Don't name your older rock star kid "Win Butler" and then name the younger one "Will Butler," 'cuz that is just confusing.
Take this with all the grains of salt necessary coming from a dude named "Matt," but there are waaaaaay too many kids named Logan nowadays.
(....apologies to @padrock.bsky.social )
(....apologies to @padrock.bsky.social )
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Take this with all the grains of salt necessary coming from a dude named "Matt," but there are waaaaaay too many kids named Logan nowadays.
(....apologies to @padrock.bsky.social )
(....apologies to @padrock.bsky.social )
Go ahead, buy those tickets to a Tuesday night concert in Baltimore. Live aspirationally. You might make it to that. Who knows.
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Go ahead, buy those tickets to a Tuesday night concert in Baltimore. Live aspirationally. You might make it to that. Who knows.
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": If you don't like Cheekface, you don't like fun.
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Cheekface "Living Lo-Fi" music video
YouTube video by Cheekface
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February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": If you don't like Cheekface, you don't like fun.
youtu.be/xfrZOLYyK44?...
youtu.be/xfrZOLYyK44?...
My Epstein files.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
My Epstein files.
Hear me out: Biathluge.
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Hear me out: Biathluge.
Team USA's hockey jerseys look way too much like the Rangers for my liking.
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Team USA's hockey jerseys look way too much like the Rangers for my liking.
Ice dancing is such a wild display of strength and beauty and grace and then they like just stop in the middle and do some really goofy dance moves and then go right back to the crazy strength and beauty and grace.
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Ice dancing is such a wild display of strength and beauty and grace and then they like just stop in the middle and do some really goofy dance moves and then go right back to the crazy strength and beauty and grace.
Watching women's downhill moguls and these have gotta be the coolest looking business leaders I've ever seen.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Watching women's downhill moguls and these have gotta be the coolest looking business leaders I've ever seen.
I never watched Dawson's Creek, but man it bums me out to see that James Van Der Beek has died. I was working in TV when Dawson's started airing; that cast became so famous so fast... it feels not long ago at all and also so very long ago. Dude was only 48. That ain't old.
Fuck cancer, y'all.
Fuck cancer, y'all.
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I never watched Dawson's Creek, but man it bums me out to see that James Van Der Beek has died. I was working in TV when Dawson's started airing; that cast became so famous so fast... it feels not long ago at all and also so very long ago. Dude was only 48. That ain't old.
Fuck cancer, y'all.
Fuck cancer, y'all.
Tower Records forever.
What brick and mortars do you guys miss?
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Tower Records forever.