damn i wish i was your lawyer
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I was a huge Sci-Fi/Fantasy reader growing up, but fell off in college.
Years later I was living in L.A., feeling shiftless and vapid, and decided to try to get back into the habit with more "adult" novels.
Catch-22 did it. The cunning madness of its worldview fit. It made me laugh *and* feel.
Years later I was living in L.A., feeling shiftless and vapid, and decided to try to get back into the habit with more "adult" novels.
Catch-22 did it. The cunning madness of its worldview fit. It made me laugh *and* feel.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was a huge Sci-Fi/Fantasy reader growing up, but fell off in college.
Years later I was living in L.A., feeling shiftless and vapid, and decided to try to get back into the habit with more "adult" novels.
Catch-22 did it. The cunning madness of its worldview fit. It made me laugh *and* feel.
Years later I was living in L.A., feeling shiftless and vapid, and decided to try to get back into the habit with more "adult" novels.
Catch-22 did it. The cunning madness of its worldview fit. It made me laugh *and* feel.
Here's a cat!
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Here's a cat!
Should I really listen to a warning from an account that promotes "Self-Harm"? ;)
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Should I really listen to a warning from an account that promotes "Self-Harm"? ;)
Oontz good.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oontz good.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Zohran font generator
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Maybe they'll be playing as we walk in, like it's a Bar Mitzvah or something.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Maybe they'll be playing as we walk in, like it's a Bar Mitzvah or something.
I remember when John Thompson refused to let Georgetown play Maryland. When he finally agreed to schedule a game, Maryland had a freshman center named Joe Smith that no one'd heard of and they shocked everyone by winning a thriller. Glad to see these natural rivals actually playing again. #GoTerps
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I remember when John Thompson refused to let Georgetown play Maryland. When he finally agreed to schedule a game, Maryland had a freshman center named Joe Smith that no one'd heard of and they shocked everyone by winning a thriller. Glad to see these natural rivals actually playing again. #GoTerps
They can be overwhelming at times, but damn are they good.
These two chips are up there too, although my tastebuds have changed enough the past few years that I do now find each of them a little too over-flavored to really hammer down:
These two chips are up there too, although my tastebuds have changed enough the past few years that I do now find each of them a little too over-flavored to really hammer down:
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They can be overwhelming at times, but damn are they good.
These two chips are up there too, although my tastebuds have changed enough the past few years that I do now find each of them a little too over-flavored to really hammer down:
These two chips are up there too, although my tastebuds have changed enough the past few years that I do now find each of them a little too over-flavored to really hammer down:
Current fave:
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Current fave:
I was pretty sure the first thing I bought was a 45 of "Rock Me Amadeus" from Falco, but that came out in '85, and this was released in '84, so... this was probably actually it? Almost certainly purchased from a Kemp Mill Records, probably after watching General Hospital.
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I was pretty sure the first thing I bought was a 45 of "Rock Me Amadeus" from Falco, but that came out in '85, and this was released in '84, so... this was probably actually it? Almost certainly purchased from a Kemp Mill Records, probably after watching General Hospital.
A friend of mine just pointed out that the Pixies were so far ahead of their time they were already doing the "6 7" thing in their album art in 1989.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A friend of mine just pointed out that the Pixies were so far ahead of their time they were already doing the "6 7" thing in their album art in 1989.
I have just picked up either way too many or nowhere near enough pizzas for a mess of 7th and 3rd grade families. Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have just picked up either way too many or nowhere near enough pizzas for a mess of 7th and 3rd grade families. Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen
THAT'S WHY I'M A WIZARDS FAN
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
THAT'S WHY I'M A WIZARDS FAN
Happy whiskey season to all who celebrate.
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Happy whiskey season to all who celebrate.
Giant skeletons and inflatable cats are cool, but this is top tier Halloween-ing. Good job, unknown creative neighbor.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Giant skeletons and inflatable cats are cool, but this is top tier Halloween-ing. Good job, unknown creative neighbor.
My preciiiiiious.
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My preciiiiiious.
Look man - I know the Dead will slap their IP on anything they think folks’ll give ‘em money for, but preppy ass Vineyard Vines somehow feels a step too far.
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Look man - I know the Dead will slap their IP on anything they think folks’ll give ‘em money for, but preppy ass Vineyard Vines somehow feels a step too far.
The print on my Zabar’s mug has been slowly fading away, presumably because Marty McZabar went back in time and accidentally messed up Zabar’s establishment, and he has not yet managed to fix it.
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The print on my Zabar’s mug has been slowly fading away, presumably because Marty McZabar went back in time and accidentally messed up Zabar’s establishment, and he has not yet managed to fix it.
I like that you could just cast the Please Don’t Destroy guys and be three quarters of the way to a Phish biopic.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I like that you could just cast the Please Don’t Destroy guys and be three quarters of the way to a Phish biopic.
Fixed it.
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fixed it.
