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zylow0lf.bsky.social
@zylow0lf.bsky.social
Semi-functioning adult | bibliophile | cat dad | language nerd | gay | non-binary | they/he
Sources say that they could have revived him, but unfortunately his plan doesn't cover brazen, targeted attacks
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 PM
We lasted until November 30, but it's finally the day we turned the heat on. (Also i didn't know how the thermostat in this building worked and spent a handful of days feeling cold and not understanding why)
November 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Ariel: look at this cup, isn't it neat?
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

M Night Shyalaman: What if God put the cup there so you would one day later use it to fight naked, water-soluble aliens with a baseball bat?
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The Thanksgiving work week working at a university is bizarre. We come in for two days and pretend to work because literally everyone else has already taken Monday and Tuesday off, and therefore, there are no emails or schedules to manage.
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
A purrfect Sunday afternoon
November 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
People who meander in the middle of the aisles at the grocery store: know that there is an introverted gay who is seething inside who just wants to end this awful shopping experience as soon as possible
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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do you think it’s too early to put up my toyotathon decorations
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Just got caught up on what's currently out for Season 2 of Arcane and i would like to curl up into a ball on the floor and sob now, please.
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
"Hey Donald, everyone remembered that I'm a pedo, so I'm gonna bounce."

www.npr.org/2024/11/21/g...
Former Rep. Matt Gaetz withdraws as attorney general nominee
Allegations of sex trafficking and drug use threatened to derail Matt Gaetz's nomination as attorney general.
www.npr.org
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I am so glad I work from home on Thursdays. Stay safe out there NWI folks!
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Just a couple of babies
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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Dr: And how long have you had this song stuck in your head?

Me: It's been one week
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Ratatouille is a mecha anime
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Nice.
November 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Necessities
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Getting some chai after work before the maybe snow hits
November 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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can yall do me a personal favor and block the owner of the babylon bee’s bluesky account to wall him off from all the interesting parts of the site? I hate his guts and would like his experience here to be 100% resist lib echo chamber. thank you
November 19, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Finally giving this a try since Twitter is a shitshow and I'm really only Facebook for a select few groups where I happen to like the people there.
November 20, 2024 at 8:25 PM