Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Ariel: look at this cup, isn't it neat?
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
M Night Shyalaman: What if God put the cup there so you would one day later use it to fight naked, water-soluble aliens with a baseball bat?
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Ariel: look at this cup, isn't it neat?
Me: It's been one week
Me: It's been one week
Wired: Ratatouille is a mecha anime
Wired: Ratatouille is a mecha anime