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Richard Dalton
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I bet with the proper security clearance you could find out the location where the Child of Prague has been left permanently outside to keep the Gulf Stream ticking over.
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I've made my proposal.

A national register of people opposed to immigration so we know who has to stay behind when the rest of us emigrate from the frozen thundra.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yeah. Portable players seem to be 2-3 times what they should be.

And don’t get be started on tape Walkmans.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What am I saying? I’m not shocked.

Of course I’m not shocked.

I’d be shocked if they weren’t.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m shocked at how many turntables are either shit or expensive or both.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Outstanding.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Wait. This asshole ICE guy was called “Gerardo Rodriguez”?

We’ll shiiiit.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Better than me essentially having to study for my kids Christmas exams in secondary school.
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
High Times At The Submarine Bar.
The man who summed up Italy ‘90
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hand made. Picked them up at a fair a few years ago.

There are some terribly talented people out there.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You might like this.

Outside my bedroom door.

Where Mrs D is from.
Where I’m from.
And in the middle, where we live now.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Jack Charlton is in heaven saying

“See. I fuckin’ told you. Didn’t I fuckin’ tell ya? THAT’s how you play football.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh. That makes complete sense.

This why I don’t sell maps.
I do not know the market.
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November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why the hell is someone who won’t visit the next town buying …. Maps?
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My kids are already old enough to know you don’t vote for fucking Aontú.

And if Aontú are against 16 year olds voting then that makes up my mind. I’m for it.

Incidentally I was a lot more engaged with Irish politics at 15 than I am now.

A 15 year old has more at stake than a 51 year old.
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM