Zukoi
zukoi.bsky.social
Zukoi
@zukoi.bsky.social
prog rock and ska enjoyer
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Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?

Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
pioglitazone is going to haunt my brain every month it seems
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
honestly one of the images of all time
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
getting the bottom surgery where they give you a cloaca
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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is it a problematic age gap for a cis woman to date a trans woman
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i thought i was reaching but RedLetterMedia just mentioned this exact same thing and i feel very smart now
I Saw the TV Glow is known to be heavily inspired by Twin Peaks, but I was stunned to watch Fire Walk with Me and see that the bar scene with Phoebe Bridgers in ISTTVG was insanely heavily nodding to FWWM's bar scene
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November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
deducing the chasers in my instagram friend list by liked reels and it’s not even difficult
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i was told i had doe eyes and they didn’t know about my deer thing. is this a sign
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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hot girls do not deserve tummy aches
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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the confidence boost from bangs is unreal tbh
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I honestly may be the youngest person writing Perl for a corporate, prod environment
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
st4t and h4h (hades for hades)
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i should stop saying “it’s dysphoria inducing” and go back to “it makes me want to kill myself”
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
guy who thinks iTunes still sells songs for a dollar and only buys Yes tracks
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this dude on my work meeting had more cleavage than i do
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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i've been mumbling "girl penis hallelujah" all day to myself i hate this fucking guy god damn it
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
my phone autocorrects “she” to “shr” 😔
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Hideo Kojima presents
this is a weird superhero name
June 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My favorite thing about commonalities of FPS multiplayer games is how you can just throw in random strats from totally different game engines and it works. I do the shotgun-melee halo combo and the matador stab from team fortress 2 in battlefield 1 and it kicks ass
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i think i’m in my accountability era fr it’s about damn time
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Will Powers has convinced people that the normal shape of the urethra of the penis is a "round cyclops hole" and not a slit, and that a slit-shape is indicative of becoming transgender (????) which directly contradicts what science says which is that, uh, its a slit
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM