Zachary Reese
@zreese.bsky.social
Human person from Philadelphia - University of Pennsylvania - I work on "computer stuff"
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new game release: Rainbows Are Carnivores is an experimental gay fishing romance / aquaculture management sim. Free, 10-20 min, play in mobile or desktop browser radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
new game release: Rainbows Are Carnivores is an experimental gay fishing romance / aquaculture management sim. Free, 10-20 min, play in mobile or desktop browser radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
Imagine being such an idiot that you not only worry about "woke fonts," but you think the government is responsible for MS changing the default font in Outlook and you should make everyone manually change it back to an ancient illegible font every time they compose an email.
US State Department to revert to Times New Roman font over 'wasteful' Calibri
In a leaked internal cable, Secretary of State Marco Rubio calls the department's decision to adopt Calibri in 2023 a "wasteful" diversity move.
www.abc.net.au
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Imagine being such an idiot that you not only worry about "woke fonts," but you think the government is responsible for MS changing the default font in Outlook and you should make everyone manually change it back to an ancient illegible font every time they compose an email.
Love heartwarming feel-good stories like this around the holidays
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Love heartwarming feel-good stories like this around the holidays
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
I love how my YouTube recap is like “You watched 3000 videos of dogs falling off of couches this year, you must love art and science”
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I love how my YouTube recap is like “You watched 3000 videos of dogs falling off of couches this year, you must love art and science”
I can’t remember the last time I woke up and was happy to be alive
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I can’t remember the last time I woke up and was happy to be alive
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Dude is going to die and these people will be like “79-year-olds who never exercise and eat Big Macs in bed all day don’t just drop dead, we need a full investigation”
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dude is going to die and these people will be like “79-year-olds who never exercise and eat Big Macs in bed all day don’t just drop dead, we need a full investigation”
Yeah, America is really losing something... like its dependable supply alcohol-driven cancers, hypertension spikes, GI bleeds, poisoned college kids, drownings, workplace accidents, bar-district assaults, child-abuse cases,
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Yeah, America is really losing something... like its dependable supply alcohol-driven cancers, hypertension spikes, GI bleeds, poisoned college kids, drownings, workplace accidents, bar-district assaults, child-abuse cases,
@peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social Did your material for Joe Rogan Questions Everything make it into the episode that aired? Rogan mentions it in one of his podcasts, but I couldn't find you in the episode that's available online.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social Did your material for Joe Rogan Questions Everything make it into the episode that aired? Rogan mentions it in one of his podcasts, but I couldn't find you in the episode that's available online.
@adamdegrandis.bsky.social You rascal. Were you really not going to tell me you worked on a GOTY contender? And with two absolute comics legends?!
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@adamdegrandis.bsky.social You rascal. Were you really not going to tell me you worked on a GOTY contender? And with two absolute comics legends?!
After the French stormed the bastille and beheaded their wicked king they switched to decimal time and got these cool ass clocks. Just sayin’!
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
After the French stormed the bastille and beheaded their wicked king they switched to decimal time and got these cool ass clocks. Just sayin’!
I’ve been doxxed three times just this week for tweeting “Charlie Kirk seems weird” once in 2014 but GOP kids start a hitler fan club and and it’s “boys will be boys”
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve been doxxed three times just this week for tweeting “Charlie Kirk seems weird” once in 2014 but GOP kids start a hitler fan club and and it’s “boys will be boys”
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JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer."
JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
October 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer."
JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
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Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
October 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
jfc the palestinian genocide is AN ASSET FLIP.
AN ASSET FLIP KILLED 20,000 CHILDREN.
AN ASSET FLIP KILLED 20,000 CHILDREN.
Many of these “illustrations” aren’t based on verified intelligence at all.
Our analysis of 43 official IDF videos found recycled 3D environments, spatial inaccuracies, and assets lifted from unrelated artists and institutions.
Our analysis of 43 official IDF videos found recycled 3D environments, spatial inaccuracies, and assets lifted from unrelated artists and institutions.
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
jfc the palestinian genocide is AN ASSET FLIP.
AN ASSET FLIP KILLED 20,000 CHILDREN.
AN ASSET FLIP KILLED 20,000 CHILDREN.
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Fantastic essay by Roxane Gay: Civility Is a Fantasy. “Calling for civility is about exerting power. It is a way of reminding the powerless that they exist at the will of those in power and should act accordingly. It is a demand for control.” [nytimes.com]
Opinion | Civility Is a Fantasy
Calling for civility is a way of reminding the powerless that they exist at the will of those in power and should act accordingly.
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fantastic essay by Roxane Gay: Civility Is a Fantasy. “Calling for civility is about exerting power. It is a way of reminding the powerless that they exist at the will of those in power and should act accordingly. It is a demand for control.” [nytimes.com]
Gonna assume the child died and this is just how we report on murders in 2025
September 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Gonna assume the child died and this is just how we report on murders in 2025
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way" is something mob enforcers normally say, not government officials
September 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way" is something mob enforcers normally say, not government officials
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DC set to publish issue of Superman where he cries about Charlie Kirk and says that despite our differences we are all human beings
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
DC set to publish issue of Superman where he cries about Charlie Kirk and says that despite our differences we are all human beings
@badnewshagen.bsky.social Hi, do you have the title of (or a link to) this YouTube video mentioned in your Epstein pivot article? I'm having trouble finding it
August 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@badnewshagen.bsky.social Hi, do you have the title of (or a link to) this YouTube video mentioned in your Epstein pivot article? I'm having trouble finding it
I spent a lot of time making this chart to show rates of violent crime in Washington DC year over year
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I spent a lot of time making this chart to show rates of violent crime in Washington DC year over year