Zachary Reese
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Zachary Reese
@zreese.bsky.social
Human person from Philadelphia - University of Pennsylvania - I work on "computer stuff"
Love heartwarming feel-good stories like this around the holidays
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hell yeah man, back in my day five bucks got you a Fugazi AND a Ween
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love how my YouTube recap is like “You watched 3000 videos of dogs falling off of couches this year, you must love art and science”
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yeah, America is really losing something... like its dependable supply alcohol-driven cancers, hypertension spikes, GI bleeds, poisoned college kids, drownings, workplace accidents, bar-district assaults, child-abuse cases,
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social Did your material for Joe Rogan Questions Everything make it into the episode that aired? Rogan mentions it in one of his podcasts, but I couldn't find you in the episode that's available online.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@adamdegrandis.bsky.social You rascal. Were you really not going to tell me you worked on a GOTY contender? And with two absolute comics legends?!
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
After the French stormed the bastille and beheaded their wicked king they switched to decimal time and got these cool ass clocks. Just sayin’!
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sorry what
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
September 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Gonna assume the child died and this is just how we report on murders in 2025
September 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way" is something mob enforcers normally say, not government officials
September 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
August 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@badnewshagen.bsky.social Hi, do you have the title of (or a link to) this YouTube video mentioned in your Epstein pivot article? I'm having trouble finding it
August 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I spent a lot of time making this chart to show rates of violent crime in Washington DC year over year
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This video I flagged on Facebook was of someone tying up a newborn macaque and putting cigarettes out on its face, eyes, and genitals. There are over 400 comments praising the post and calling the baby monkey a maggot.
Facebook says it doesn’t go against their community standards.
August 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was not prepared for how good this was gonna be
July 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What a take!
July 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There's no pretending anymore. He's literally rounding up disabled people. Straight up nazi stuff.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
July 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
so you mfers are finally starting to listen to me, huh
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Children growing up in America today can't even tell the difference between Elsevier and Etsy
July 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m sorry but this is hilarious. “Our plan to use child labor failed because children aren’t good developers.”
June 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
you've inspired me. hanging these all over later tonight.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Remember the literally hundreds of times Trump said some war wouldn’t have happened if he were president? Well
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i am so here for Hearthstone's reptile speed-eating livestream to promote their dinosaur expansion
June 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
RFK kinda looks like Palpatine tbh
June 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM