Ooh, great one! That whole soundtrack is actually pretty great.

There is no world in which cis people should be allowed to hold any political office after this.

iirc Metroid: Other M had actual dialogue and people lost their goddamn minds 😂

Aw, I'm kind of bummed you saw Mother 3 Po[r]k[e]y before playing the game! It was such a surprise reveal!

(Not a reveal that it was him, but more about the state he was in.)

You probably don't need me to tell you that you should play Mother 3... but you should. It did NOT make me cry. 👀

Ooh ooh I knew who he was! I'd played Mother 3 before SSB came out! 😏💅

(But I knew absolutely none of the Pokemon other than Pikachu.)

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You're actually extremely immersed in the Samus Aran experience, who is also unable to open a jar or tie her shoes.

Yup. Can't get addicted if we can't afford to buy the games. 🫠

This is a great time to revisit old classics, or play ones you missed. I'm playing through Terranigma for the first time! 👍

I feel like there's a 30 Rock joke about an Oscar Meyer dating app or something.

This remains one of the most relatable things you've ever posted.

It's so cool when they make a real-life event based on a movie.

Like Groundhog's Day. Or Christmas!

There's a horny Xena GIF??? Is this in the show??? 🤣🤣🤣

Oops, and see I capitalized it there because for the longest time, I thought it was just a name. I didn't realize that "squall" lowercase was a word. 🤡🤡

I learned the word "Squall" from FF8. 🤡

17 also seems like such a weirdly arbitrary number.

Like, is there a VP at Meta with 16 sex trafficking violations? Does he increase the policy by 1 each time he is caught?