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Gay/aro/aego. 70% chance I misunderstood the joke. I will always talk about FF6.

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This remains one of the most relatable things you've ever posted.
Twitter screenshot. The screen name at the time? Buss in Boots. B+ Original tweet: Men are HEAVEN Quote retweet, 7 mins later: Nevermind i nutted
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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TIL that Shel Silverstein was... kinda hot? 😳
Okay, here are the things I noticed about this picture of Shel Silverstein: - Bald (shaven?) but with a beard - a personal weakness - Patches of white on the beard - +1 weakness - Some kind of denim jacket? The photo is in black and white, but my brain immediately placed the jacket into the "denim" category - Patterned button-up shirt underneath. Whimsy on the inside. - Sexy eyes. I can't elaborate more than that.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I wonder how much of Lina's jewelry is actually just lures to catch thieves. Lord (of Nightmares) knows that once she realizes someone is willing to resort to robbery, she feels quite comfortable doling out her personal idea of "justice" on them. 😂
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Xex
Xena's appearance in The Simpsons, where she's being "preserved" in a mylar pouch, leaning forward to smooch the Collector. He is unbelievably amused, allegedly.
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I trust only one gun expert
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Oof... found this ancient photo of myself.

How old is it, you ask?

I'm on Twitter Ct.

Posting an update to Twitter.

USING A FLIP PHONE.
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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This is a combination armor/weapon shop run by these two guys. And upstairs there seems to be... a joined bed? 🏳️‍🌈❤️
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I'll never forget you either, nameless vendor.

(I bought nothing.)
A screenshot from the SNES game, "Brain Lord." I'm in an armor/weapon shop and the vendor is saying: "I'm sorry that you're leaving... I'll never forget you."
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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This can't be the original name for this temple, right? Unless the devs of Lennus II were also huge fans of early-80s British rock bands?
Outside of a temple called the "Template of Duran Duran." Nothing about the aesthetic looks particularly 80s-band though. There are weird knarly trees that are entwined around a ball of rocks or something (a pretty common environmental asset in this game). The temple itself is lots of hard angles and earthy colors - nothing particularly 80s there either. Honestly, I would have wanted at least one squiggly turquoise-blue line or NPC with gelled up hair somewhere.
September 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I'm sorry, what's this enemy called?
A screenshot from a fan translation of "Lennus II - Fuuin no shito" (the sequel to "Paladin's Quest" for the SNES). There's a group of enemies. The top couple of weird, creepy insectoids with giant human hands are called "Octopedes". The bottom enemy - which looks both spiky and penile in nature - is called... "Jizz Burner."
September 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Cheat if you want, idgaf, post the "last" pic of your pet

This badly-framed picture was taken right after we mowed our lawn, but that's probably obvious because of the small clump of grass shavings in the lower right corner.
My dog, who is black and white with green paws. Is green his natural color, you ask? A lady never tells. Also, there's a telltale clump of shaved grass in the lower right corner of the image. Had that clump not been there, there would been literally no way to know that the grass had just been cut.
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
zoglarfy.bsky.social
Brave of him to speak up against the Let's Go Brandon movement
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
zoglarfy.bsky.social
Yes, Oboro-maru, I also enjoy thick chest hair.
A screenshot from the SNES version of "Live a Live". The lead of my party, Oboro-maru, just opened a treasure chest that apparently has thick chest hair inside of it. It's an armor, actually. He's thinking to himself: "Hmm... Thick Chest Hair..."
August 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Everyone on the west coast today
July 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
zoglarfy.bsky.social
And a diva in the making
Spoilers? Hmm... no, no spoilers. I'll just say that it's a little girl in light pink pajamas, holding a green toy gun in both hands and pointing it at a person off-screen.
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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An expertly edited version of the final panel of a webcomicname.com comic, which now reads: whenever people see your sleeping position they should really be thinking about your genitals (The original comic can be gonna here: https://webcomicname.com/post/187671320574)
July 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The Netflix banner for the Japanese TV show, "Old Enough" (originally 「はじめてのおつかい」, or "My First Errand). The description of the TV show reads: "Children go on errands all by themselves for the very first time as a camera crew follows along in this beloved, long-running reality show from Japan."
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Looking forward to reading this upcoming article that I assume is about Super Mario Odyssey.
Mario looking uncomfortably attractive in black leather suspenders, pants, boots, and cap. Additionally, he has shoulder tattoo that I think says "❤️ LUIGI" and an impressive tuft of chest hair peeking out. He's also holding a flag, but I have no idea what kind. The colors seem to be teal, blue, orange, green, orange again, yellow, and red maybe. I didn't make this image, so hopefully those aren't secretly the colors for, like, Crocs Pride or something.
July 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I haven't had any money deposited into my account lately. Maybe I'd better go bash some New Age Retro Hippies.
The telephone from Earthbound, along with the message "Happy Father's Day" and a really trippy background. (If you've never played Earthbound, you use the phone to call your Dad, who saves your progress. He also sends money to your bank account based off how many enemies you've defeated since your last save. I don't know why he does that. He's rich and likes violence?)
June 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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In my defense... 😂
A screenshot of my profile, with this particular part of my descriptor circled: "70% chance I misunderstood the joke"
June 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Who wore it better?
A
June 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Target rn
The scene from The Office where Dwight throws a birthday "party" for Kelly. Everything is a shade of beige or black, in typical office decor style. There are small, pitiful beige and black balloons hanging from the ceiling by white streamer paper (I hope). And the sign on the wall has been badly photoshopped to say "IT IS PRIDE MONTH."
June 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
zoglarfy.bsky.social
In a delightful example of kismet, both you and Yasunori Mitsuda posted about Atmos at about the same time. I would have thought maybe he was at the Game Audio conference, but he's talking about Apple Music.

The red string of fate ties all of us together. 😲
May 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
zoglarfy.bsky.social
the average American has three friends
The Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister). You know, Animaniacs.
May 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
zoglarfy.bsky.social
Hmm...
Gonzo from the Muppets
April 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM