stone cold jane austen
@zoeznader.bsky.social
boston dynamics dog in a convincing skin suit. she/her. 28.
I do a lot of crafts.
I do a lot of crafts.
I love it when teens post pictures on vacation saying “the plans made it out of the gc”
baby, your moms made the plans 😭
baby, your moms made the plans 😭
March 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love it when teens post pictures on vacation saying “the plans made it out of the gc”
baby, your moms made the plans 😭
baby, your moms made the plans 😭
it’s literally so fucking scary to see how thin the line is that’s holding men back from destroying the world
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
it’s literally so fucking scary to see how thin the line is that’s holding men back from destroying the world
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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Feeling excessively bitey today. I need to take a CHUNK outta someone.
March 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Feeling excessively bitey today. I need to take a CHUNK outta someone.
the men on love is blind are getting worse every season
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the men on love is blind are getting worse every season
say it with me now:
app-uh-latch-in
app-uh-latch-in
February 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
say it with me now:
app-uh-latch-in
app-uh-latch-in
white people, the entire reason we need DEI, hate DEI. shocking?
February 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
white people, the entire reason we need DEI, hate DEI. shocking?
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
what the FUCK are we even doing
January 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
what the FUCK are we even doing
talking about handmaids tale at the function. and not even the most current season I’m straight up years behind. no one knows what I’m talking about.
January 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
talking about handmaids tale at the function. and not even the most current season I’m straight up years behind. no one knows what I’m talking about.
this aunt lydia backstory episode is insane! what are we doing!
January 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this aunt lydia backstory episode is insane! what are we doing!
god sent a plague the last time we elected this bitch what do we think he’ll send this time
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
god sent a plague the last time we elected this bitch what do we think he’ll send this time
lowkey what IS this feeling #wickedmovie #wickedfanart
January 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
lowkey what IS this feeling #wickedmovie #wickedfanart
finding out that aunt lydia used to be an elementary school teacher is the icing on the cake tbh bc I worked w a bunch of them and I could see them taking on the role of aunt quite enthusiastically if asked #handmaidstale
January 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
finding out that aunt lydia used to be an elementary school teacher is the icing on the cake tbh bc I worked w a bunch of them and I could see them taking on the role of aunt quite enthusiastically if asked #handmaidstale
is it a good idea for me to pick back up with the handmaids tale in this political climate
January 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
is it a good idea for me to pick back up with the handmaids tale in this political climate
in the least judgemental way possible:
you lose your keys
your dog is loose
you breathe air
you take a breath
lose and breathe are verbs
loose is an adjective
breath is a noun
you lose your keys
your dog is loose
you breathe air
you take a breath
lose and breathe are verbs
loose is an adjective
breath is a noun
January 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
in the least judgemental way possible:
you lose your keys
your dog is loose
you breathe air
you take a breath
lose and breathe are verbs
loose is an adjective
breath is a noun
you lose your keys
your dog is loose
you breathe air
you take a breath
lose and breathe are verbs
loose is an adjective
breath is a noun
[gif of captain von trapp ripping the nazi flag in half]
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
[gif of captain von trapp ripping the nazi flag in half]
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Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,
I made my twitter fifteen years ago. it is a veritable archive of my young adult life, and I am sad to see it go. I am much sadder however that ANYONE can do a nazi salute in front of a crowd in the US and be met with applause. This is just day one.
January 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I made my twitter fifteen years ago. it is a veritable archive of my young adult life, and I am sad to see it go. I am much sadder however that ANYONE can do a nazi salute in front of a crowd in the US and be met with applause. This is just day one.
adolfo pirelli:
i’m going to become the main ingredient of a delicious pie soon
January 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
adolfo pirelli:
watching christmas in the spotlight and honestly I’m obsessed with all the Taylor references dillon and I are losing our minds
November 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
watching christmas in the spotlight and honestly I’m obsessed with all the Taylor references dillon and I are losing our minds
Bluesky I’m literally begging you for a drafts folder PLEASE the world is not ready for all of my thoughts!!!
November 25, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Bluesky I’m literally begging you for a drafts folder PLEASE the world is not ready for all of my thoughts!!!
my actual takeaway is that it was amazing and I want it playing on the inside of my eyelids forever— and this is coming from someone who was a huuuge pessimist about this movie right up until cynthia erivo arrived on my screen
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
my actual takeaway is that it was amazing and I want it playing on the inside of my eyelids forever— and this is coming from someone who was a huuuge pessimist about this movie right up until cynthia erivo arrived on my screen
saw an advanced screening of wicked last night and my biggest takeaway is WHY has elphaba not always been played by a black woman
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
saw an advanced screening of wicked last night and my biggest takeaway is WHY has elphaba not always been played by a black woman