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Former beach town girl now enjoying city life. Just a Keys Kid under the fluff. Into cool people, advertising, birds, beer, honesty, jaunts, and merriment & good cheer. #kymadventures 🏂🎢🍻🌼✈️🚘🛵🗽🍂🐦⬛🦉🧡
People will throw money in a church collection bowl to help 'spread the word' like it's nothing but won't throw money at someone they know that needs help.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
People will throw money in a church collection bowl to help 'spread the word' like it's nothing but won't throw money at someone they know that needs help.
I’m pooped. Long week.
September 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m pooped. Long week.
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REPORTER: The president is revamping the Rose Garden for a second time, he's spending billions of dollars to overhaul a 747 that will be used for Air Force 1 for possibly a year. Are you concerned about that spending too?
RUSS VOUGHT: We have a lot of priorities. We need to spend in areas.
RUSS VOUGHT: We have a lot of priorities. We need to spend in areas.
July 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
REPORTER: The president is revamping the Rose Garden for a second time, he's spending billions of dollars to overhaul a 747 that will be used for Air Force 1 for possibly a year. Are you concerned about that spending too?
RUSS VOUGHT: We have a lot of priorities. We need to spend in areas.
RUSS VOUGHT: We have a lot of priorities. We need to spend in areas.
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They say:
“Love thy neighbor”, unless their neighbor is a brown person or a different religion
“Pro-life” unless that child is hungry, living in poverty or shot in a classroom
“All Lives Matter” unless it’s people they hate who are thrown into a concentration camp and fed to alligators
“Love thy neighbor”, unless their neighbor is a brown person or a different religion
“Pro-life” unless that child is hungry, living in poverty or shot in a classroom
“All Lives Matter” unless it’s people they hate who are thrown into a concentration camp and fed to alligators
July 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
They say:
“Love thy neighbor”, unless their neighbor is a brown person or a different religion
“Pro-life” unless that child is hungry, living in poverty or shot in a classroom
“All Lives Matter” unless it’s people they hate who are thrown into a concentration camp and fed to alligators
“Love thy neighbor”, unless their neighbor is a brown person or a different religion
“Pro-life” unless that child is hungry, living in poverty or shot in a classroom
“All Lives Matter” unless it’s people they hate who are thrown into a concentration camp and fed to alligators
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Imagine leading FEMA and not believing in emergency management. You’d think, as a former governor, she’d know what was going on.
But I guess this is what you get when the president’s cabinet is full of unqualified conspiracy theorists.
The American people deserve better.
But I guess this is what you get when the president’s cabinet is full of unqualified conspiracy theorists.
The American people deserve better.
July 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Imagine leading FEMA and not believing in emergency management. You’d think, as a former governor, she’d know what was going on.
But I guess this is what you get when the president’s cabinet is full of unqualified conspiracy theorists.
The American people deserve better.
But I guess this is what you get when the president’s cabinet is full of unqualified conspiracy theorists.
The American people deserve better.
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There’s a fridge light somewhere that’s seen someone cry while eating shredded cheese straight from the bag. It holds that memory in silence.
July 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
There’s a fridge light somewhere that’s seen someone cry while eating shredded cheese straight from the bag. It holds that memory in silence.
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June 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Remain disciplined above all ✌🏼
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Remain disciplined above all ✌🏼
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Hey, comics and artist friends! @indivisible.org's NO KINGS has put out a call for volunteer artists! Wanna create graphics to help them get out the word? Check it out! (And yes, I'm gonna do this!) www.nokings.org/art
Art — No Kings
www.nokings.org
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hey, comics and artist friends! @indivisible.org's NO KINGS has put out a call for volunteer artists! Wanna create graphics to help them get out the word? Check it out! (And yes, I'm gonna do this!) www.nokings.org/art
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The No Kings protest map will help you find a place to exercise your First Amendment rights this weekend. (It's also a pretty good argument against the Electoral College.) www.nokings.org
June 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The No Kings protest map will help you find a place to exercise your First Amendment rights this weekend. (It's also a pretty good argument against the Electoral College.) www.nokings.org
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Watching the right now oppose the part of the second amendment that guarantees a well regulated militia under state control is… something.
June 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Watching the right now oppose the part of the second amendment that guarantees a well regulated militia under state control is… something.
But wait… what’s going on with the bajillian plane that was “gifted”?? That just fell right off the news.
June 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
But wait… what’s going on with the bajillian plane that was “gifted”?? That just fell right off the news.
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Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.
June 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.
What a week man! What a week. Circus/Week… same thing. 🤡🤡
June 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What a week man! What a week. Circus/Week… same thing. 🤡🤡
Saturday. In the park.
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Saturday. In the park.
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Rand Paul on Fox Biz: "I do think the jet probably sends the wrong signal, and I don't like the look or appearance of it, so I would hope he would reject it. The Constitution specifically says you can't take gifts from foreign leaders."
May 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Rand Paul on Fox Biz: "I do think the jet probably sends the wrong signal, and I don't like the look or appearance of it, so I would hope he would reject it. The Constitution specifically says you can't take gifts from foreign leaders."
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
Everything is so nuts and overwhelming government wise. Here’s me pretending everything’s fine.
May 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Everything is so nuts and overwhelming government wise. Here’s me pretending everything’s fine.
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If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen.
Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.
Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen.
Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.
Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.
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Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
www.nbcnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Two headlines in the New York Times today.