a murder in two parts

you should probably see a doctor about that

slurp, coward

into the baby zone
where i will baby roam
dancing on baby loam
being a baby gnome

- from my new single ‘God has Forsaken us so We Must Forsake Him’

presave w the link in my bio!!

the crumbs in my bed. give me more traction. for fucking.

Ban cis women from women’s sports

horny cow

beef strokinoff

mumford and sons combination mosh pit and twerk circle

call that stomp (skulls) and clap (dat ass)

the terminally online bitches on twitter are smol babifying cocaine and talking about how it’s ableist to not shave your pubes pls send help

@jeffaldo.bsky.social congrats on getting ur acct back

this is unironically what living in texas is like

i love sushi