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Zilla Persona
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I rap about dragons and drinking. I write for TTRPGs and about video games.

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Here's my 2024 Finished Games list with short write-ups on my top 5.

I counted FF7 Rebirth because I was in the final chapter when I wrote these. Finished that - at just shy of 100 hours - last week.

I do this every year! I dunno if anyone cares to read them, but maybe you will!
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everyone that says generative ai is already here and i better get with the times fundamentally misunderstands how firmly i can hold a grudge
May 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My Playstation Portal has bricked, during a normal reboot, 45 days after warranty expiration.

Sony will not repair it. Lol
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
resisting the urge to fedpost
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Liberals: we need to reach out to Republicans!!

The average Republicans:
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.

It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
After my grandmother passed, I took exactly 3 things from the house:

1. The Baked Beans Pot

2. A vintage pie tin

3. This fantastic mug
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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another year, another round of rejections for my christmas song, “blade of the manger” in which I forge a sword capable of preventing the crucifiction
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
one strong breeze could solve more problems than AI has done to date
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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GamesRadar+ presents Year in Review: The Best of 2025!

Our EOY coverage starts *right now* and you can follow along in this hub all month long.
Year in Review: The Best of 2025
With exclusive interviews and features, we're here to celebrate what made this year great
www.gamesradar.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Additional Prime 4 (and Switch) feedback:

The placement of the "-" button is awful and a hand stretch whether you're in handheld or candybar mode.

Having the "pause" button in Prime 4 set to "-" instead of "+" is a crime. I want people arrested
The new Metroid is really good so far! It feels... slower than it should be. But that's an overall Prime Problem, and it's still flashy and fun.

The bike is rad.

Myles is not as annoying as everyone is pretending he is.

I hate the mouse controls, which are optional.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The new Metroid is really good so far! It feels... slower than it should be. But that's an overall Prime Problem, and it's still flashy and fun.

The bike is rad.

Myles is not as annoying as everyone is pretending he is.

I hate the mouse controls, which are optional.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
People just can't stop talking about Brad Pitt: The Movie
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
renting a warehouse to store jars of piss for the graves of every monster who enables this garbage
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
is he dead yet
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
cwispy. onions.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
confident that the venn diagram of people who don't put their shopping carts away and the people who insist on fully reclining on an airplane is a perfect circle
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Rats gnawing on the necrotic tissue of a dying empire
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is bananas.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
my computer fucks constantly. It's actually quite sexual
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
one monster slimmed jim contains 11g of protein so eat up gym rats
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM