Justin
zenmonkey47.bsky.social
Justin
@zenmonkey47.bsky.social
They say that our morality will improve if we put the Bible in schools, but that hasn't seemed to have worked in churches.
January 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy New Year to the hundreds of bots who follow me (and the 5 or so humans too I suppose)
January 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Nobody makes memes about the honest copper merchants.
December 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Hey, you like soft-launches of cosy festive podcasts, right? Well @eleanormorton.bsky.social and I just started Eleanor & Alasdair Read That, a podcast where two red-headed comedians revisit classic kids’ books. The pilot ep is THE HOBBIT by George. R. R. Martin.

Listen now! linktr.ee/readthat
December 21, 2024 at 10:55 AM
What if the rapture happened awhile ago and we're stuck with all the Christians who didn't make the cut?
December 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Kill one murderer and the number of murders stays the same.

Kill one hundred murderers and the number of murderers decreases by 99.
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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After 6 months of work, 4 VCRs, and an official translation, I am pleased to share my RF rip of Yukio Ninagawa's staging of Euripides's Medea, a tape which has never been transferred. archive.org/details/ojo....
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
If I could implement a single rule to save our country, it'd be that elected politicians get a median income for the rest of their life, but can't draw income from any other source. No property, no stocks, no cushy board positions, no speaking gigs, no book sales.
December 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Greg from Diary of a Wimpy Kid gives off Caillou vibes because they're the WORST.
December 15, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM
It seems to me if you hire a contractor who says he will fix the leaky pipe and patch the roof, and after you hire him he says "Oh, it's actually too hard to do those things." I don't think they should get the job.
December 13, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Five star review systems are terrible since anything less than a 5 is considered bad. Three stars would be better. 3 is good, 2 is lacking, 1 is bad.
December 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Me finishing BG3 "That was amazing!"

"You know, You could replay it on the evil path."

"No, I really couldn't."
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I wonder if Dracula killed more people as a human than as a vampire?
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Just had a cynical thought. What if the killing of a CEO ushers in the gun control that hundreds of school children could not?
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Vote with your wallets. ☕️💙
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Who'd have thunk it for the start of 2025.
December 4, 2024 at 8:03 AM
"President Biden's pardon for his son dishonors the office of president!" - Says felon who only ran for president to dodge jail time
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Legitimate question: is there anything in human history where there's a conservative and progressive stance where the conservative is the better option?
December 3, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Sexy milfs in my area? I should hope so! I married her after all.
December 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
What should we have for dinner?
49% Said pizza
51% Said we should kill and eat the 49%
Hooray for first past the post...
December 1, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Republican rule 1: Every argument is made in bad faith.

Republican rule 2: It's never about protecting anyone. It's always about hurting an out group.
November 27, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Just finished Empires of Death in the Sollan Empire series. Easily one of the best (if painful) climaxes I've read.
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Most people with a time machine: "Die Hitler!"

Me with a time machine: "Here you go, little Robert Moses, your very own train set. Isn't it cool?"
November 25, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Isn't any social media going to be an echo chamber? Who would voluntarily want to spend their online time with the worst of humanity?
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM