Justin
@zenmonkey47.bsky.social
As the old joke goes: "How do I know getting kicked in the balls hurts more than pregnancy? I've never been kicked in the balls and thought 'I should do that again' two years later"
April 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
As the old joke goes: "How do I know getting kicked in the balls hurts more than pregnancy? I've never been kicked in the balls and thought 'I should do that again' two years later"
And they mixed up the charts so instead of a tonsillectomy you're getting your arms amputated.
April 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
And they mixed up the charts so instead of a tonsillectomy you're getting your arms amputated.
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
April 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
I mean I'm generally stupid and wrong so that hypothesis checks out.
April 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I mean I'm generally stupid and wrong so that hypothesis checks out.
Ok, but what if things have to hit rock bottom before humanity decides it has to get its collective shit together?
April 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ok, but what if things have to hit rock bottom before humanity decides it has to get its collective shit together?
It's pure projection. They want the moral police breaking down doors and arresting anyone who is different so they assume we want the same.
March 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's pure projection. They want the moral police breaking down doors and arresting anyone who is different so they assume we want the same.
Ok, I'll be that guy. You don't miss book fairs you miss being a kid again.
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ok, I'll be that guy. You don't miss book fairs you miss being a kid again.
Charisma is convincing someone to buy your tomato based fruit salad.
February 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Charisma is convincing someone to buy your tomato based fruit salad.
If a movie studio would have the cajones to do a gritty lube action Batmite I'd be impressed.
January 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If a movie studio would have the cajones to do a gritty lube action Batmite I'd be impressed.
pepperoni and pineapple is my favorite. Sweet and spicy
December 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
pepperoni and pineapple is my favorite. Sweet and spicy
"OH... YES... HO HO HO."
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 PM
"OH... YES... HO HO HO."
The war on Christmas will continue until the illegal occupation of November ends.
December 25, 2024 at 4:50 PM
The war on Christmas will continue until the illegal occupation of November ends.
I don't go to Starbucks normally, but now I'm doing it for a good cause!
December 22, 2024 at 10:08 AM
I don't go to Starbucks normally, but now I'm doing it for a good cause!
Ketchup is blended fruit and sugar. Therefore, it's a smoothie.
December 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Ketchup is blended fruit and sugar. Therefore, it's a smoothie.
They hit the government where it hurts. They showed what the government should be.
December 21, 2024 at 11:21 PM
They hit the government where it hurts. They showed what the government should be.
"We should run the govt like a business! You know, get rid of all the waste!"
"Oh, if we're looking for waste we should start at the police and military budgets"
"N...no... not like that...."
"Oh, if we're looking for waste we should start at the police and military budgets"
"N...no... not like that...."
December 21, 2024 at 11:13 PM
"We should run the govt like a business! You know, get rid of all the waste!"
"Oh, if we're looking for waste we should start at the police and military budgets"
"N...no... not like that...."
"Oh, if we're looking for waste we should start at the police and military budgets"
"N...no... not like that...."
Forgot that he's part of the "liberal media"
December 21, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Forgot that he's part of the "liberal media"
Simple bills for simple people.
December 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Simple bills for simple people.
You'd think so, but Reagan is still well remembered...
December 21, 2024 at 10:57 PM
You'd think so, but Reagan is still well remembered...
That's the sort of thing you'd have to get from a guy in an alley.
December 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
That's the sort of thing you'd have to get from a guy in an alley.
Just imagine how much better this country would be if we held our leaders to the standard of your average McDonald's employee.
December 21, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Just imagine how much better this country would be if we held our leaders to the standard of your average McDonald's employee.