1) Legalize freedom.
2) Totally woke.
3) All numbers are small compared to infinity.
4) Diversity is an indicator of freedom.
5) Ally.
6) 8647
7) Canada is our friend.
8) It's the Gulf of Mexico.
9) It's the Kennedy Center.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Computer Programmer: Not my department -- that's a hardware problem.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Topologist: the cup is a donut
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Physics professor: The only way to know for sure is to kill a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Computer Programmer: Not my department -- that's a hardware problem.