Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg
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AI ads are like: "My friends laughed at me and beat me in the street when I plugged this is ultrasonic rodent repellant in to heat my house, but now I have had an erection for the past month AND the government has given me a no-limit spending card because I am so smart and very real".
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
AI ads are like: "My friends laughed at me and beat me in the street when I plugged this is ultrasonic rodent repellant in to heat my house, but now I have had an erection for the past month AND the government has given me a no-limit spending card because I am so smart and very real".
It's absolutely bonkers how the fans of Blue Trump think that he's even remotely interested in or politically motivated to advocate for or impliment what amounts to a socialist future.
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's absolutely bonkers how the fans of Blue Trump think that he's even remotely interested in or politically motivated to advocate for or impliment what amounts to a socialist future.
Hey!! He stole that from Kamala's absolutely insane foreign policy proposal!! Or was it the other way around...any way, what's that Pagan symbol ("Christmas" tree) doing in a good Christian man's office??
The Department of War aims to put Google Gemini 'directly into the hands of every American warrior.'
Pete Hegseth Says the Pentagon's New Chatbot Will Make America 'More Lethal'
The Department of War aims to put Google Gemini 'directly into the hands of every American warrior.'
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December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey!! He stole that from Kamala's absolutely insane foreign policy proposal!! Or was it the other way around...any way, what's that Pagan symbol ("Christmas" tree) doing in a good Christian man's office??
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BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
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Bildung - so wichtig!
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Bildung - so wichtig!
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Rahm Emanuel 2028? Let's consider: 1) There's no danger of him actually winning, and 2) If he does run, there's a good chance the Fascists will put him in jail (bad and unjust) but we won't ever have to listen to this stupid crook again! (Happy accident). In spite of these benefits, however: no.
Former Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Thursday a decision on whether to pursue the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination comes down to whether he thinks he can meet “both the challenge and the promise of tomorrow” and execute on it.
Rahm Emanuel points to record, trust with Republicans as he considers presidential bid
Former Chicago mayor and Japan ambassador Rahm Emanuel said at a City Club of Chicago luncheon he needs to have something unique to say and know he can execute on it to run for president.
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October 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Rahm Emanuel 2028? Let's consider: 1) There's no danger of him actually winning, and 2) If he does run, there's a good chance the Fascists will put him in jail (bad and unjust) but we won't ever have to listen to this stupid crook again! (Happy accident). In spite of these benefits, however: no.
What the fuck are liberals smoking.
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What the fuck are liberals smoking.
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Big news out of Indiana today as Republican legislators surprise everyone by saying no to Donald Trump.
Each crack in Trump’s facade of inevitability will lead to more. Let’s keep it up!
Each crack in Trump’s facade of inevitability will lead to more. Let’s keep it up!
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Big news out of Indiana today as Republican legislators surprise everyone by saying no to Donald Trump.
Each crack in Trump’s facade of inevitability will lead to more. Let’s keep it up!
Each crack in Trump’s facade of inevitability will lead to more. Let’s keep it up!
In "Geronimo: An American Legend" starring Wes Studi as Geronimo, Robert Duval (as Al Sieber) delivers this absolute, gobsmacking banger of a line where he calls Texans the "Lowest form of White Man". Thus, in the universe of the film, we can conclude Mr. Sieber has never met a white South African.
Texans, Lowest Form of Man - Geronimo An American Legend 1993
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March 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
In "Geronimo: An American Legend" starring Wes Studi as Geronimo, Robert Duval (as Al Sieber) delivers this absolute, gobsmacking banger of a line where he calls Texans the "Lowest form of White Man". Thus, in the universe of the film, we can conclude Mr. Sieber has never met a white South African.
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hey congratulations on making your kid incompetent and unable to do basic tasks on its own cool good for you
i'm sure your kid you named some shit like Adalbert or whatever is going to thank you when he he's 35 and weeps uncontrollably at trying to figure out shit like opening doors
i'm sure your kid you named some shit like Adalbert or whatever is going to thank you when he he's 35 and weeps uncontrollably at trying to figure out shit like opening doors
March 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
hey congratulations on making your kid incompetent and unable to do basic tasks on its own cool good for you
i'm sure your kid you named some shit like Adalbert or whatever is going to thank you when he he's 35 and weeps uncontrollably at trying to figure out shit like opening doors
i'm sure your kid you named some shit like Adalbert or whatever is going to thank you when he he's 35 and weeps uncontrollably at trying to figure out shit like opening doors
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
UNITED UNITED STATES, DARTA CORHOAN, ROHTHAN STATES, D∆TEN STATES, and a red baby with severe clubfoot. If you need an image for something, hire someone on Fiver: AI is garbage. The only thing good it's ever produced is "Vegetable Hulk".
February 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
UNITED UNITED STATES, DARTA CORHOAN, ROHTHAN STATES, D∆TEN STATES, and a red baby with severe clubfoot. If you need an image for something, hire someone on Fiver: AI is garbage. The only thing good it's ever produced is "Vegetable Hulk".
This just in: suits=respect
The guy who asked Zelensky if he owned a suit, Brian Glenn, is a reporter for the pro-Trump media network Real America’s Voice and also Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend. He got one of the rare Oval Office interviewer spots only after the White House blocked the Associated Press.
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This just in: suits=respect
Plain and simple, we need truth and reconciliation from fossil fuel companies if we want a chance for a livable future.
BREAKING 🚨: BP has slashed spending on renewables in favour of ramping up oil and gas production.
While people across the world grapple with worsening climate impacts, oil giants like @bp_plc and @Equinor are continuing to pour more fuel on the fire.
While people across the world grapple with worsening climate impacts, oil giants like @bp_plc and @Equinor are continuing to pour more fuel on the fire.
February 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Plain and simple, we need truth and reconciliation from fossil fuel companies if we want a chance for a livable future.
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I've been screaming this for years.
February 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've been screaming this for years.
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It's all a "Shell Game" ...
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's all a "Shell Game" ...
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
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Literally this scenario. so often people being mad at trans people is just this comic by Nyazsche
February 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Literally this scenario. so often people being mad at trans people is just this comic by Nyazsche
Wow Dan Boingo is certifiable.
February 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wow Dan Boingo is certifiable.
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Guess I’m going to jail
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Guess I’m going to jail
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Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing
Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing
Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank