Zane Simon
@zanesimon.bsky.social
Writer/Editor, PNW. Find me on Substack. Face-punch history buff & host of the MMA Vivisection. I also like movies.
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PORTRAIT OF JASON is an interesting time capsule, but also a bit much. boxd.it/bP8zsH
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
PORTRAIT OF JASON is an interesting time capsule, but also a bit much. boxd.it/bP8zsH
IDIOCRACY is good satire, but bad movie. boxd.it/bOk5YX
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
IDIOCRACY is good satire, but bad movie. boxd.it/bOk5YX
MAN ON A SWING is an interesting treatment of a normal crime. boxd.it/bOhAOD
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
MAN ON A SWING is an interesting treatment of a normal crime. boxd.it/bOhAOD
TRUE LIES is another mid career Arnie banger. boxd.it/bNv2Cx
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
TRUE LIES is another mid career Arnie banger. boxd.it/bNv2Cx
ALIEN PRIVATE EYE feels like a feature length Garth Marenghi film, played straight. boxd.it/bNucxv
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
ALIEN PRIVATE EYE feels like a feature length Garth Marenghi film, played straight. boxd.it/bNucxv
THE SENTINEL is easy to watch despite terrible writing. boxd.it/bM5mdB
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
THE SENTINEL is easy to watch despite terrible writing. boxd.it/bM5mdB
Also rented Alien Private Eye. Been wanting to see it for a hot minute.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Also rented Alien Private Eye. Been wanting to see it for a hot minute.
This Week’s Movies:
Portrait of Jason
True Lies
The Sentinel
Man on a Swing
Portrait of Jason
True Lies
The Sentinel
Man on a Swing
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This Week’s Movies:
Portrait of Jason
True Lies
The Sentinel
Man on a Swing
Portrait of Jason
True Lies
The Sentinel
Man on a Swing
AMERICAN FICTION is an excellent screenplay. boxd.it/bKgsBX
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
AMERICAN FICTION is an excellent screenplay. boxd.it/bKgsBX
VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS is a sleepover classic and should be seen in no other context. boxd.it/bICKcH
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS is a sleepover classic and should be seen in no other context. boxd.it/bICKcH
THE STUFF is a great concept for a bad movie. boxd.it/bICiUB
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
THE STUFF is a great concept for a bad movie. boxd.it/bICiUB
18 YEARS IN PRISON is a unique look at post-war Japanese prison culture. boxd.it/bHTKdv
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
18 YEARS IN PRISON is a unique look at post-war Japanese prison culture. boxd.it/bHTKdv
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK is a story entirely made out of subtext. boxd.it/bHmr9N
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK is a story entirely made out of subtext. boxd.it/bHmr9N
Also started Idiocracy while on vacation and didn’t finish it and have been dying to see The Stuff for ages, so rented both.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Also started Idiocracy while on vacation and didn’t finish it and have been dying to see The Stuff for ages, so rented both.
This Week’s Movies:
American Fiction
Eighteen Years in Prison
Voyage of the Rock Aliens
Picnic at Hanging Rock
American Fiction
Eighteen Years in Prison
Voyage of the Rock Aliens
Picnic at Hanging Rock
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This Week’s Movies:
American Fiction
Eighteen Years in Prison
Voyage of the Rock Aliens
Picnic at Hanging Rock
American Fiction
Eighteen Years in Prison
Voyage of the Rock Aliens
Picnic at Hanging Rock
MERCENARIES FROM HONG KONG is another solid but not great late Shaw Bros. effort. boxd.it/bwRbPr
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
MERCENARIES FROM HONG KONG is another solid but not great late Shaw Bros. effort. boxd.it/bwRbPr
MOONFLEET is a strange mashup of gothic drama and swashbuckler genres. boxd.it/bvxrvj
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
MOONFLEET is a strange mashup of gothic drama and swashbuckler genres. boxd.it/bvxrvj
BOWFINGER is just a little more endearing than hilarious. boxd.it/buDBIZ
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BOWFINGER is just a little more endearing than hilarious. boxd.it/buDBIZ
BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW is a quality bit of 70s folk horror. boxd.it/btPaM1
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW is a quality bit of 70s folk horror. boxd.it/btPaM1
This Week's Movies
Bowfinger
Moonfleet
Mercenaries from Hong Kong
Blood on Satan's Claw
Bowfinger
Moonfleet
Mercenaries from Hong Kong
Blood on Satan's Claw
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This Week's Movies
Bowfinger
Moonfleet
Mercenaries from Hong Kong
Blood on Satan's Claw
Bowfinger
Moonfleet
Mercenaries from Hong Kong
Blood on Satan's Claw
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is superb if you like hot tits and snakes with rat cancer. boxd.it/brmgHP
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is superb if you like hot tits and snakes with rat cancer. boxd.it/brmgHP
ZACHARIAH is the original queer western Cannibal the Musical for the 1970s. boxd.it/bp5DPv
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
ZACHARIAH is the original queer western Cannibal the Musical for the 1970s. boxd.it/bp5DPv
Q&A is a solid procedural thriller. Not spectacular, but solid. boxd.it/bosp69
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Q&A is a solid procedural thriller. Not spectacular, but solid. boxd.it/bosp69
