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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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"Get over here!"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
January 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Get over here!"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I saw Mulholland Drive on the last day of my high school, on a day of endings and beginning, and nothing felt the same again and everything felt like it was ahead of me. David Lynch was a magician, a dream catcher who pulled from our collective unconscious.
January 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I saw Mulholland Drive on the last day of my high school, on a day of endings and beginning, and nothing felt the same again and everything felt like it was ahead of me. David Lynch was a magician, a dream catcher who pulled from our collective unconscious.
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I am so DEEPLY ANGRY at how clever this is.
January 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I am so DEEPLY ANGRY at how clever this is.
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Has everyone seen Gregg Wallace's My Saturday, from the Telegraph earlier this year? It went viral on the other site. Still worth reading.
![5am
I wake up at the same time every morning. I'll read for an hour - right now it's A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles - then I'll make myself a coffee and check emails. I'll also look at the sign-up numbers for my health programme.
7am
I work out five days a week. I'm down at the gym half an hour before it opens. They let me in earlier, so I have a swim and sauna by myself. Then I'll review my to-do list while walking on a treadmill, no sweating. I aim for 50,000 steps a week - I do about 7,000 a day. I'm now 12 stone [having lost five stone] and I have less than 18 per cent body fat and a six-pack, but I have a belly that bloats. I guess we all have our imperfections.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2cadvbwpkxtuvmv2gpy5laml/bafkreicpdj4oip5qs6tcdzyw2tltjpx2diz6pvpdslkkpff35kv3peyjea@jpeg)
![10.30am
Meet my PA Helen at the local Harvester for breakfast - bacon, sausage and fried egg. People say to me, 'I didn't expect to see you in here.' Look, they do grilled chicken, there's a salad bar, and I've never been disappointed. It's all about expectation when it comes to food.
I've regularly been disappointed in three-star Michelin restaurants around Europe but never in a Harvester. I manage MasterChef filming, my wellbeing business and now there's also my new health and well-being podcast, A Piece of Cake. I love chatting to the experts, but I'm quite the expert too, having been journalling, manifesting, goal-setting and reading self-help books for years.
12pm
Back home for lunch, which my wife Anna [Anne-Marie Sterpini] will have ready on the table. Her white bean soup with a crust of bread is a family favourite.
1.30pm
I like to spend time with my four-year-old son, Sid, who's non-verbal autistic. He used to be in his own world but he's starting to seek company and show eye contact. We'll potter in the garden and play with our two dogs, Wally and Bella.
I'm a much better father now I'm older, although another child isn't something that I would have chosen at my age. I was always very honest with Anna, but it's what she wanted and I love her. I just requested two things - that we had help in the house (so her mum moved in), and secondly that we had at least one week a year when we holidayed just the two of us.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2cadvbwpkxtuvmv2gpy5laml/bafkreif5e334ovhhoaewq5kz4kg5yezsm575v5g3gya55pzywter6nrzyq@jpeg)
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Has everyone seen Gregg Wallace's My Saturday, from the Telegraph earlier this year? It went viral on the other site. Still worth reading.
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Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
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Today in "Wait, WHAT?" I learned that Gene Wolfe — recondite, abstruse SF/F author Gene Wolfe — invented the machine that makes Pringles potato chips. It's on the company's own FAQ, which also implies his signature mustache may have inspired their ad mascot. www.pringles.com/en-us/faq.html
September 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Today in "Wait, WHAT?" I learned that Gene Wolfe — recondite, abstruse SF/F author Gene Wolfe — invented the machine that makes Pringles potato chips. It's on the company's own FAQ, which also implies his signature mustache may have inspired their ad mascot. www.pringles.com/en-us/faq.html