Zac
@zacwow.bsky.social
I like sandwiches more than I like most people, and I say hi to every dog I meet.
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At what age do you lose the ability to MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS??
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
At what age do you lose the ability to MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS??
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anyway happy halloween
Jay-Z's Monster verse but it's just him listing monsters
YouTube video by Mr. Udders
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November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
anyway happy halloween
What's your favorite non-sexual use of the phrase "raw-dogging"? I'll go first: Taking a shit without your phone.
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What's your favorite non-sexual use of the phrase "raw-dogging"? I'll go first: Taking a shit without your phone.
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Posting about art feels weird and unnecessary right now but I have an album coming out next week and I hope you listen to it!
artists.landr.com/990591538856
artists.landr.com/990591538856
Friendly Neighborhood Something or Other
Listen to content by Ian Brodsky.
artists.landr.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Posting about art feels weird and unnecessary right now but I have an album coming out next week and I hope you listen to it!
artists.landr.com/990591538856
artists.landr.com/990591538856
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I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
Never have I related to a fictional construct more. Thank you, Murderbot. #murderbot #marthawells #bookseries
June 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Never have I related to a fictional construct more. Thank you, Murderbot. #murderbot #marthawells #bookseries
Oliver from Oliver Twist, accounting for inflation today, would have cost $882....that or there abouts.
May 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oliver from Oliver Twist, accounting for inflation today, would have cost $882....that or there abouts.
You ever have one of those weird long sprawling dreams that people from all parts of your life just randomly show up in? What the fuck does it mean?!
March 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You ever have one of those weird long sprawling dreams that people from all parts of your life just randomly show up in? What the fuck does it mean?!
Things that spark joy: My 2 yr old's immaculate cover of Sabrina Carpenter, "please please please, I want a wiiiipe!"
March 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Things that spark joy: My 2 yr old's immaculate cover of Sabrina Carpenter, "please please please, I want a wiiiipe!"
Everyone always asks "Where?" and "Who?" and "Why?" but nobody ever asks "How is Gamora?"
February 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Everyone always asks "Where?" and "Who?" and "Why?" but nobody ever asks "How is Gamora?"
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
I really love how all I have to do is drink from a straw and my child claps for me and says "great job with the mouth!'
December 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I really love how all I have to do is drink from a straw and my child claps for me and says "great job with the mouth!'
People with outie belly buttons: do you flick it absentmindedly like us innies pick ours?
November 4, 2024 at 2:31 PM
People with outie belly buttons: do you flick it absentmindedly like us innies pick ours?
Life is scary and exhausting and overwhelming and sometimes it takes everything in me not to self-destruct through negligence but I somehow still survive because my people need me to and instead of a therapist I just masturbate like the strong American I am. #notacryforhelpiswear
July 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Life is scary and exhausting and overwhelming and sometimes it takes everything in me not to self-destruct through negligence but I somehow still survive because my people need me to and instead of a therapist I just masturbate like the strong American I am. #notacryforhelpiswear
Why did Quirrell, a "wizard", decide to try to grapple Harry as opposed to just...casting a fucking spell at him? Petrificus Totalus. Boom. His ass is on the ground, Accio Sorcerer's Stone.
June 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Why did Quirrell, a "wizard", decide to try to grapple Harry as opposed to just...casting a fucking spell at him? Petrificus Totalus. Boom. His ass is on the ground, Accio Sorcerer's Stone.
Got a call to reschedule a ferry trip this weekend. At the end of the call, instead of the expected "Have a nice day!" The lady said "Have a nice trip!" And of course my shitty brain made me say back, "YOU TOO!" So there goes my whole fucking week.
April 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Got a call to reschedule a ferry trip this weekend. At the end of the call, instead of the expected "Have a nice day!" The lady said "Have a nice trip!" And of course my shitty brain made me say back, "YOU TOO!" So there goes my whole fucking week.
Normalize households with swords. Normalize households with swords. NORMALIZE HOUSEHOLDS WITH SWORDS.
April 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Normalize households with swords. Normalize households with swords. NORMALIZE HOUSEHOLDS WITH SWORDS.
I don't see what the big deal is. #eclipse2024
April 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. #eclipse2024
CA to NJ/NY/MA right now in reference to the *checks notes* 4.8 earthquake we just got??
April 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
CA to NJ/NY/MA right now in reference to the *checks notes* 4.8 earthquake we just got??
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Retweet to save an artist's life
March 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Retweet to save an artist's life
Someone who came up with Black Mirror saw Wizard of Oz and said, "Write that down! Write that down!" Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk...
March 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Someone who came up with Black Mirror saw Wizard of Oz and said, "Write that down! Write that down!" Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk...
No matter how bad my day is, seeing a red tailed hawk always brings me joy.
February 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
No matter how bad my day is, seeing a red tailed hawk always brings me joy.
You ever notice flotsam and jetsam are never alone? They're always a pair. Just a couple of piles of trash drifting around together. Neat.
February 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
You ever notice flotsam and jetsam are never alone? They're always a pair. Just a couple of piles of trash drifting around together. Neat.
Is there a Ratatouille porn parody where the rat is just good at sex? If so, does he still control the head hair, or is it the pubes?
December 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Is there a Ratatouille porn parody where the rat is just good at sex? If so, does he still control the head hair, or is it the pubes?
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games that let you be all 9 are the only good character creators
November 28, 2023 at 11:28 PM
games that let you be all 9 are the only good character creators