Zac
@zacwow.bsky.social
I like sandwiches more than I like most people, and I say hi to every dog I meet.
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Never have I related to a fictional construct more. Thank you, Murderbot. #murderbot #marthawells #bookseries
June 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Never have I related to a fictional construct more. Thank you, Murderbot. #murderbot #marthawells #bookseries
Normalize households with swords. Normalize households with swords. NORMALIZE HOUSEHOLDS WITH SWORDS.
April 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Normalize households with swords. Normalize households with swords. NORMALIZE HOUSEHOLDS WITH SWORDS.
Oh wait nvm, i get it, this rocks.
#eclipse2024
#eclipse2024
April 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Oh wait nvm, i get it, this rocks.
#eclipse2024
#eclipse2024
I don't see what the big deal is. #eclipse2024
April 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. #eclipse2024
CA to NJ/NY/MA right now in reference to the *checks notes* 4.8 earthquake we just got??
April 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
CA to NJ/NY/MA right now in reference to the *checks notes* 4.8 earthquake we just got??
Is there a Ratatouille porn parody where the rat is just good at sex? If so, does he still control the head hair, or is it the pubes?
December 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Is there a Ratatouille porn parody where the rat is just good at sex? If so, does he still control the head hair, or is it the pubes?
When I drop a handful of rice to throw off a vampire who's chasing me, but I horribly miscalculate how many I should throw.
September 5, 2023 at 2:24 PM
When I drop a handful of rice to throw off a vampire who's chasing me, but I horribly miscalculate how many I should throw.
That feeling when you feel so accomplished, finally checking off all your household chores, but your To Do list still says "Find a therapist"
August 18, 2023 at 9:03 PM
That feeling when you feel so accomplished, finally checking off all your household chores, but your To Do list still says "Find a therapist"