Zack Niceman
@zackniceman.bsky.social
People call me "Righty": yes, I'm a northpaw. I was born back before the turn of the century. I'm like the internet: I'm made from a series of tubes.
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Zack Niceman
@zackniceman.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Life as an adult is filled with unpleasant tasks that we just have to power through.
I know this attorney named Sue. Surprisingly non-litigious. She's nuts for arbitration though.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I know this attorney named Sue. Surprisingly non-litigious. She's nuts for arbitration though.
Today I learned that the Excel XLERATOR commercial hand dryer and leprosy DO NOT play well together.
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today I learned that the Excel XLERATOR commercial hand dryer and leprosy DO NOT play well together.
He is heavy, he's my stepbrother.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
He is heavy, he's my stepbrother.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
I don't know which of these two guys I hate more.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don't know which of these two guys I hate more.
Oh yeah, I dare you to move from one domicile to another and not scream "goddammit" at least 36 times during the pre- or post-transference activities. Fortunately for the bystanders, I'm all tuckered out. They shall eat their "pizza", ignorant of their impending doom which traversed so closely by.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh yeah, I dare you to move from one domicile to another and not scream "goddammit" at least 36 times during the pre- or post-transference activities. Fortunately for the bystanders, I'm all tuckered out. They shall eat their "pizza", ignorant of their impending doom which traversed so closely by.
Would be glorious if someone, somewhere, could occasionally complete their repetitive, mundane task correctly, on the first attempt.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Would be glorious if someone, somewhere, could occasionally complete their repetitive, mundane task correctly, on the first attempt.
When the hell are we getting 12G service? What are we Pakghanistania? Big wireless hates freedom.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
When the hell are we getting 12G service? What are we Pakghanistania? Big wireless hates freedom.
I recently learned that I was wildly mistaken about the meaning of the word liposuction.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I recently learned that I was wildly mistaken about the meaning of the word liposuction.
Hey, shouldn't it be Dr. Whom instead?
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey, shouldn't it be Dr. Whom instead?
Does anyone else have "ALEX" (or something similar), the benefits signup wizard, through their employer?
That thing is such an insipid, obsequious ass-kisser it's almost painful to let it help oneself.
I can only imagine what they did to that voice actor to get him to produce those prompts.
That thing is such an insipid, obsequious ass-kisser it's almost painful to let it help oneself.
I can only imagine what they did to that voice actor to get him to produce those prompts.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Does anyone else have "ALEX" (or something similar), the benefits signup wizard, through their employer?
That thing is such an insipid, obsequious ass-kisser it's almost painful to let it help oneself.
I can only imagine what they did to that voice actor to get him to produce those prompts.
That thing is such an insipid, obsequious ass-kisser it's almost painful to let it help oneself.
I can only imagine what they did to that voice actor to get him to produce those prompts.
I've never tried Crab Yangon.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I've never tried Crab Yangon.
Oh yes baseball...so boring.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh yes baseball...so boring.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
@weirdmedieval.bsky.social Welcome back! Enjoying it.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
@weirdmedieval.bsky.social Welcome back! Enjoying it.
#indirectfurloughanddrinkin, goddamnit.
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
#indirectfurloughanddrinkin, goddamnit.
Refrigerator deep cleaning sux!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm doing it thoroughly to make a good first impression for a potential real estate agent who'll convey some gibberish to potential buyers, neither of whom will identify or even consider the other potential shortcomings of the property. #therearenone
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Refrigerator deep cleaning sux!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm doing it thoroughly to make a good first impression for a potential real estate agent who'll convey some gibberish to potential buyers, neither of whom will identify or even consider the other potential shortcomings of the property. #therearenone
#nothinghaschanged, Come on people, nothing has changed. if there's even an inkling, help me manifest this. We #candothis.
I don't think we need the word "bespoke".
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
#nothinghaschanged, Come on people, nothing has changed. if there's even an inkling, help me manifest this. We #candothis.
Toiletry packaging design: yet another use case for which AI is a dismal failure:
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Toiletry packaging design: yet another use case for which AI is a dismal failure:
@desdemonas.bsky.social Saw you guys opening for Neko Case tonight in Cleveland. Really enjoyed the show, will follow-up on your catalogue.
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@desdemonas.bsky.social Saw you guys opening for Neko Case tonight in Cleveland. Really enjoyed the show, will follow-up on your catalogue.
Saw Neko Case tonight in Cleveland USA. Man, she put on a hell of a show. She sang the songs straight, i.e. rather than changing the delivery for the sake of changing the delivery. JFC, she can belt out a song on an as needed basis. Row 3 seat six. Loved it. Still vibrant, nowhere near nostalgia.
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Saw Neko Case tonight in Cleveland USA. Man, she put on a hell of a show. She sang the songs straight, i.e. rather than changing the delivery for the sake of changing the delivery. JFC, she can belt out a song on an as needed basis. Row 3 seat six. Loved it. Still vibrant, nowhere near nostalgia.
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
Bodyslam O'Herlihys are my third favorite Dropkick Murphys cover band.
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Bodyslam O'Herlihys are my third favorite Dropkick Murphys cover band.