Zack Niceman
@zackniceman.bsky.social
People call me "Righty": yes, I'm a northpaw. I was born back before the turn of the century. I'm like the internet: I'm made from a series of tubes.
I don't know which of these two guys I hate more.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don't know which of these two guys I hate more.
Toiletry packaging design: yet another use case for which AI is a dismal failure:
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Toiletry packaging design: yet another use case for which AI is a dismal failure:
A nice lady named #Margo and one sibling, Cowboy Junkies, "Anniversary Song" (by her own admission, a rare happy song), Hanger Theater, Ithaca, NY 9-17-2025.
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A nice lady named #Margo and one sibling, Cowboy Junkies, "Anniversary Song" (by her own admission, a rare happy song), Hanger Theater, Ithaca, NY 9-17-2025.
AI version of Paul F. Tompkins remains a fixture in news carousel.
September 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
AI version of Paul F. Tompkins remains a fixture in news carousel.
Cowboy Junkies, "Dreaming My Dreams With You", Hanger Theater, Ithaca, NY 9-17-2025.
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Cowboy Junkies, "Dreaming My Dreams With You", Hanger Theater, Ithaca, NY 9-17-2025.
Ithaca, NY: no wall art, lots of windows.
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ithaca, NY: no wall art, lots of windows.
Welcome to the Blue Room at the National Comedy Center in Jamestown, NY.
September 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Welcome to the Blue Room at the National Comedy Center in Jamestown, NY.
So glad they stopped featuring DevilHard brand toilet paper at this family of fine hotels.
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
So glad they stopped featuring DevilHard brand toilet paper at this family of fine hotels.
New spelling dropped. Why are we doing this when S-a-r-a-h-m-o-a-n-y is literally at our fingertips?
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
New spelling dropped. Why are we doing this when S-a-r-a-h-m-o-a-n-y is literally at our fingertips?
Paul F. Tompkins lets patriotism flag fly:
August 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Paul F. Tompkins lets patriotism flag fly:
This is especially true, given the fact that they are paying him $12.48/hr.
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is especially true, given the fact that they are paying him $12.48/hr.
One assumes they have been hacked:
August 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
One assumes they have been hacked:
This actually explains a lot of things that have occurred recently:
July 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This actually explains a lot of things that have occurred recently:
Worst case scenario: he's only the 267th worst pope. And surely, he's already ahead of Benedict XVI, so he's already making a move. Too bad their lives are "dedicated" to a fantasy that does not exist.
May 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Worst case scenario: he's only the 267th worst pope. And surely, he's already ahead of Benedict XVI, so he's already making a move. Too bad their lives are "dedicated" to a fantasy that does not exist.
It's hard to believe that this contains 1,000,000 microchips. No wonder mind control is so easy to do.
May 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's hard to believe that this contains 1,000,000 microchips. No wonder mind control is so easy to do.
Well, he is a pedophile.
May 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Well, he is a pedophile.
Life as an adult is filled with unpleasant tasks that we just have to power through.
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Life as an adult is filled with unpleasant tasks that we just have to power through.
Come on Neil Degrasse Tyson, you can't possibly let this stand.
April 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Come on Neil Degrasse Tyson, you can't possibly let this stand.
"Folks, I'm too handsome to be an Ugly American."
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"Folks, I'm too handsome to be an Ugly American."
"Following a brief courtship ritual, the truckcock and the truckhen orient into cloacal alignment in preparation for the exchange of precious cargo. If nature's plan is executed successfully, in six months the young truckling will join the fleet with its siblings."
January 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Following a brief courtship ritual, the truckcock and the truckhen orient into cloacal alignment in preparation for the exchange of precious cargo. If nature's plan is executed successfully, in six months the young truckling will join the fleet with its siblings."
I do understand the rationale for this. I simply think the underlying premise and assumptions are wrong. Cashflows should not be considered "perpetual". Transient conditions are overweighted as existential threats are discounted. It's about profiting from the change rather than the change itself.
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I do understand the rationale for this. I simply think the underlying premise and assumptions are wrong. Cashflows should not be considered "perpetual". Transient conditions are overweighted as existential threats are discounted. It's about profiting from the change rather than the change itself.
Extinguished until proven immolated:
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Extinguished until proven immolated:
I'm watching the Eclipse
December 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I'm watching the Eclipse