Zack Niceman
@zackniceman.bsky.social
People call me "Righty": yes, I'm a northpaw. I was born back before the turn of the century. I'm like the internet: I'm made from a series of tubes.
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Zack Niceman
@zackniceman.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Life as an adult is filled with unpleasant tasks that we just have to power through.
The mind is a terrible thing
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The mind is a terrible thing
I would have signed for $10 million.
Justin Verlander returns to the Detroit Tigers on a $13 million, one-year contract
Justin Verlander is going back to his first big league team, agreeing to a $13 million, one-year contract with the Detroit Tigers. Verlander, who turns 43 on Feb. 20, is
www.record-eagle.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I would have signed for $10 million.
This game is one for the ages, in that it seems to be taking forever to end. #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This game is one for the ages, in that it seems to be taking forever to end. #superbowl
Super Bowl LX is an upscale version of the entry-level Super Bowl L.
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Super Bowl LX is an upscale version of the entry-level Super Bowl L.
Wow this new Law and Order show looks groundbeefing, no wonder why they used the Super Bowl to introduce it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Wow this new Law and Order show looks groundbeefing, no wonder why they used the Super Bowl to introduce it.
Who's this Horrendous Hare fellow who's performing at the Puppy Bowl halftime show?
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Who's this Horrendous Hare fellow who's performing at the Puppy Bowl halftime show?
Reposted by Zack Niceman
New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/
Reposted by Zack Niceman
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
I'm actually much more interested in what an airhog observes today. They spend much more time in the air, which is literally where weather happens.
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I'm actually much more interested in what an airhog observes today. They spend much more time in the air, which is literally where weather happens.
He's at best a "half-assed guru", and four years more decrepit since the last embarrassment.
Former presidential candidate Perry Johnson joins Michigan governor’s race for a second time
The Oakland County Republican business leader and GOP donor announced Monday he’ll be joining the 2026 race for governor.
www.mlive.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
He's at best a "half-assed guru", and four years more decrepit since the last embarrassment.
I just don't believe that the proposed "Walken and Talkin'" podcast with Christopher Walken is necessary. The whole celebrity-hosted genre contains too much cowbell.
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I just don't believe that the proposed "Walken and Talkin'" podcast with Christopher Walken is necessary. The whole celebrity-hosted genre contains too much cowbell.
Life Lyft for Uggo is one of my favorite DCFC cover bands.
Death Cab for Cutie - Albums, Songs, and News | Pitchfork
Death Cab for Cutie Articles and Media
pitchfork.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Life Lyft for Uggo is one of my favorite DCFC cover bands.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Just want to reassure people, the "I'm not cold" people are out and about this evening in their shorts.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just want to reassure people, the "I'm not cold" people are out and about this evening in their shorts.
Dinah Shore <--> Dinosaur
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Dinah Shore <--> Dinosaur
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
Must John Barleycorn die?
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Must John Barleycorn die?
Data breaches are so commonplace and so normalized that the companies involved no longer bother to make the token offer of short-term identity monitoring, and nobody complains and it's not newsworthy.
Best of all, the initial notification to customers takes place months after the incident.
Best of all, the initial notification to customers takes place months after the incident.
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Data breaches are so commonplace and so normalized that the companies involved no longer bother to make the token offer of short-term identity monitoring, and nobody complains and it's not newsworthy.
Best of all, the initial notification to customers takes place months after the incident.
Best of all, the initial notification to customers takes place months after the incident.
So all of this is because Obama won a Peace Prize?
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
So all of this is because Obama won a Peace Prize?
All playoff games should just start in the fourth quarter.
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
All playoff games should just start in the fourth quarter.
Today on Irony Watch:
Jolene, founding member of the IBTC.
Jolene, founding member of the IBTC.
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Today on Irony Watch:
Jolene, founding member of the IBTC.
Jolene, founding member of the IBTC.
The British* call me "Wacko Zacko" for some reason.
*Nigel Pennysworthington-Smythe
*Nigel Pennysworthington-Smythe
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The British* call me "Wacko Zacko" for some reason.
*Nigel Pennysworthington-Smythe
*Nigel Pennysworthington-Smythe
A different one: c.org/XRRhJQsdWc
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
End unfair payment fees charged by DTE Energy
c.org
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
A different one: c.org/XRRhJQsdWc
