Zach Wenzel
@zachw3nz3l.bsky.social
If I were a spice, I'd be flour.
I was waiting for traffic & pedestrians to cross the street before I turned right.
The car behind me honked twice.
After the pedestrians crossed, I turn. The trailing car follows me through.
And then they pull up alongside me at the next stop light.
I roll the window down and ask him...
The car behind me honked twice.
After the pedestrians crossed, I turn. The trailing car follows me through.
And then they pull up alongside me at the next stop light.
I roll the window down and ask him...
April 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was waiting for traffic & pedestrians to cross the street before I turned right.
The car behind me honked twice.
After the pedestrians crossed, I turn. The trailing car follows me through.
And then they pull up alongside me at the next stop light.
I roll the window down and ask him...
The car behind me honked twice.
After the pedestrians crossed, I turn. The trailing car follows me through.
And then they pull up alongside me at the next stop light.
I roll the window down and ask him...
There's an occupied ambulance sitting in the parking lot of my local skate park like how an Uber waits at the perimeter of a concert letting out.
April 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There's an occupied ambulance sitting in the parking lot of my local skate park like how an Uber waits at the perimeter of a concert letting out.
Reposted by Zach Wenzel
Breaking News: Mohsen Mahdawi, a Columbia student activist who is a legal permanent resident, was arrested by ICE at a meeting he thought was a step to becoming a U.S. citizen. nyti.ms/4cxlwG4
April 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Breaking News: Mohsen Mahdawi, a Columbia student activist who is a legal permanent resident, was arrested by ICE at a meeting he thought was a step to becoming a U.S. citizen. nyti.ms/4cxlwG4
April 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tell me not to book these shockingly cheap flights to the Faroe Islands.
April 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tell me not to book these shockingly cheap flights to the Faroe Islands.
BRB gotta do a bank run
BREAKING — DOGE will descend upon Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) buildings tomorrow, an agency source tells me.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BRB gotta do a bank run
"These would be heinous (...) criminals who have broken our nation's laws repeatedly."
Ok. I think this is nuts and, obviously, unconstitutional. But there is at least one citizen that immediately comes to mind and fits the criteria whose "deportation" I would support.
Ok. I think this is nuts and, obviously, unconstitutional. But there is at least one citizen that immediately comes to mind and fits the criteria whose "deportation" I would support.
Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
April 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"These would be heinous (...) criminals who have broken our nation's laws repeatedly."
Ok. I think this is nuts and, obviously, unconstitutional. But there is at least one citizen that immediately comes to mind and fits the criteria whose "deportation" I would support.
Ok. I think this is nuts and, obviously, unconstitutional. But there is at least one citizen that immediately comes to mind and fits the criteria whose "deportation" I would support.
My kids keep calling me Homer Simpson 😑
April 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My kids keep calling me Homer Simpson 😑
SVG, KyBu, Kyle Larson, & Brad Keselowski.
I have a picture with Brad but we both look terrible and I'm not willing to embarrass myself to embarrass him.
I have a picture with Brad but we both look terrible and I'm not willing to embarrass myself to embarrass him.
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
SVG, KyBu, Kyle Larson, & Brad Keselowski.
I have a picture with Brad but we both look terrible and I'm not willing to embarrass myself to embarrass him.
I have a picture with Brad but we both look terrible and I'm not willing to embarrass myself to embarrass him.
Reposted by Zach Wenzel
Perfect example of what this article is talking about:
April 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Perfect example of what this article is talking about:
Gonna buy Dramamine stock with all this motion.
INSANE market action right now. Market exploded higher on a headline attributed to Kevin Hassett. And now nobody can figure out where it came from and the markets are diving again.
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Gonna buy Dramamine stock with all this motion.
This is my hometown and I'm stunned to see it.
Elated to see it. But still stunned.
Elated to see it. But still stunned.
April 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is my hometown and I'm stunned to see it.
Elated to see it. But still stunned.
Elated to see it. But still stunned.
This would be a life sentence for my mother.
I'm not saying I disagree though.
I'm not saying I disagree though.
April 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This would be a life sentence for my mother.
I'm not saying I disagree though.
I'm not saying I disagree though.
Reposted by Zach Wenzel
Per BP: Heated post-IndyCar race discussion between Dev & Scotty Mac in regards to the incident at the beginning of the race. Please know there is language in this if you have littles around.
March 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Per BP: Heated post-IndyCar race discussion between Dev & Scotty Mac in regards to the incident at the beginning of the race. Please know there is language in this if you have littles around.
March 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Jeez. Y'all know it's only Lawson's second full race with the team, right?
Give him a minute. Like can we get to Miami, at least?
#F1 #ChineseGP
Give him a minute. Like can we get to Miami, at least?
#F1 #ChineseGP
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Jeez. Y'all know it's only Lawson's second full race with the team, right?
Give him a minute. Like can we get to Miami, at least?
#F1 #ChineseGP
Give him a minute. Like can we get to Miami, at least?
#F1 #ChineseGP
March 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'm not the fastest in the world, especially on my loaded up commuter bike. But I'm no slouch either.
I was moving around 16mph when this absolute unit ripped past me.
Legend.
(NSFW language)
I was moving around 16mph when this absolute unit ripped past me.
Legend.
(NSFW language)
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm not the fastest in the world, especially on my loaded up commuter bike. But I'm no slouch either.
I was moving around 16mph when this absolute unit ripped past me.
Legend.
(NSFW language)
I was moving around 16mph when this absolute unit ripped past me.
Legend.
(NSFW language)
Road America getting an endurance round next year is, literally, the best news of the year.
#IMSA #Motorsport
#IMSA #Motorsport
March 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Road America getting an endurance round next year is, literally, the best news of the year.
#IMSA #Motorsport
#IMSA #Motorsport