Zach The Ag
@zachtheag.bsky.social
Tacos and memes cure all. #TexasRangers, #DallasCowboys, #MFFL, #TexasHockey, #MiaSanMia, and #Aggies everything. TAMU ‘13, ‘17
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Zach The Ag
@zachtheag.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Sorry for my annoying skeets.*
*Not actually sorry
*Not actually sorry
Texas lost to Xavier? 🤭
a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Texas lost to Xavier? 🤭
Et tu, Ranch??
March 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Et tu, Ranch??
Tell me not to do it. Tell me not to buy this green jacket Masters shirt for my 2 yo daughter to STUNT on hoes at daycare.
March 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Tell me not to do it. Tell me not to buy this green jacket Masters shirt for my 2 yo daughter to STUNT on hoes at daycare.
I deleted Twitter after seeing 3 hateful tweets about ALL Christians and a couple Natzi Elon ads. What’s up Bluesky? Long time no talk. That’s on me.
March 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I deleted Twitter after seeing 3 hateful tweets about ALL Christians and a couple Natzi Elon ads. What’s up Bluesky? Long time no talk. That’s on me.
That’s game. Not making free throws is pathetic. Gotta fix that before the tournament. My god…
March 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That’s game. Not making free throws is pathetic. Gotta fix that before the tournament. My god…
They’re free throws… FREE.
March 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
They’re free throws… FREE.
Reposted by Zach The Ag
The Dallas Cowboys really are America’s team.
It’s a terribly run organization but makes a lot of money for the people at the top.
It’s a terribly run organization but makes a lot of money for the people at the top.
January 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Dallas Cowboys really are America’s team.
It’s a terribly run organization but makes a lot of money for the people at the top.
It’s a terribly run organization but makes a lot of money for the people at the top.
How’s everyone doing here? I forgot this app existed until tonight again. The other site is becoming inhospitable for many reasons.
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
How’s everyone doing here? I forgot this app existed until tonight again. The other site is becoming inhospitable for many reasons.
Nobody cares but here is my Wrapped. Just vibes.
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Nobody cares but here is my Wrapped. Just vibes.
I can’t pretend to care about sports right now. I’m on night 2 of an inconsolably sick toddler with nearly no sleep and no naps. Nothing is worse than your child being sick and in pain and not being able to fix it for them.
November 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I can’t pretend to care about sports right now. I’m on night 2 of an inconsolably sick toddler with nearly no sleep and no naps. Nothing is worse than your child being sick and in pain and not being able to fix it for them.
Watching College Gameday with my daughter on Saturday morning is turning into a tradition. Well, until she’d rather see Simba or Elsa on the tv.
November 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Watching College Gameday with my daughter on Saturday morning is turning into a tradition. Well, until she’d rather see Simba or Elsa on the tv.
I can’t believe I wasted 2+ hours of my life last night on that fight card. Taylor-Serrano was the only good fight and the end was a joke.
November 16, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I can’t believe I wasted 2+ hours of my life last night on that fight card. Taylor-Serrano was the only good fight and the end was a joke.
Is anyone else actually psyched for Wicked or is my wife (and me by proxy) just a lame weirdo theater nerd?
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Is anyone else actually psyched for Wicked or is my wife (and me by proxy) just a lame weirdo theater nerd?
Heard this on E-News on the drive home today and nearly choked in the Chick-fil-A drive thru.
Tyson is out there, man
Tyson is out there, man
November 15, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Heard this on E-News on the drive home today and nearly choked in the Chick-fil-A drive thru.
Tyson is out there, man
Tyson is out there, man
Reposted by Zach The Ag
Being normal by calling anyone who wants to say "posts" instead of "skeets" a colonizer
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Being normal by calling anyone who wants to say "posts" instead of "skeets" a colonizer
Sorry for my annoying skeets.*
*Not actually sorry
*Not actually sorry
November 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Sorry for my annoying skeets.*
*Not actually sorry
*Not actually sorry
Reposted by Zach The Ag
They should Cut. It. Out.
November 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
They should Cut. It. Out.
I’m about to order food to be delivered to me at work. I HATE spending money on food delivery but I work downtown. If I have to eat one of my 3 go-to spots again I may become ill, I fear
November 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I’m about to order food to be delivered to me at work. I HATE spending money on food delivery but I work downtown. If I have to eat one of my 3 go-to spots again I may become ill, I fear
Is a torta a sandwich? Apparently this a debate amongst my family and friends. There’s a clear correct answer.
November 12, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Is a torta a sandwich? Apparently this a debate amongst my family and friends. There’s a clear correct answer.
Seasonal depression? Nah. These cool mornings and perfect 75° afternoons have me BUZZING. Is this what summers in Michigan or Colorado are like?
November 12, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Seasonal depression? Nah. These cool mornings and perfect 75° afternoons have me BUZZING. Is this what summers in Michigan or Colorado are like?
The eightball of coke opens two jet black demonic eyes and begins to hover in a cocaine haze 4 feet in diameter.
Roll for initiative.
Roll for initiative.
Noticing my adventuring party is weary I reach into my pack and take out the gift the wood elves gave us for just this moment; there wrapped carefully in a thick leaf: an eightball of coke
November 12, 2024 at 9:00 PM
The eightball of coke opens two jet black demonic eyes and begins to hover in a cocaine haze 4 feet in diameter.
Roll for initiative.
Roll for initiative.
Bulk Sausage here checking in.
November 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Bulk Sausage here checking in.
The clock striking midnight on Jared Goff and Sam Darnold on the same day has to be cosmic, right? Or aliens came down and stole their talent Space Jam style.
November 11, 2024 at 3:46 AM
The clock striking midnight on Jared Goff and Sam Darnold on the same day has to be cosmic, right? Or aliens came down and stole their talent Space Jam style.