Zach
@zachslovin.bsky.social
Twin Cities General Contractor
www.homereflectionsllc.com
Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this.
www.homereflectionsllc.com
Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this.
I get real imposter syndrome when I sign off an email with just “-Z”
Like, is that me? Am I a single letter initial sign off kind of guy? Very scary.
Like, is that me? Am I a single letter initial sign off kind of guy? Very scary.
February 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I get real imposter syndrome when I sign off an email with just “-Z”
Like, is that me? Am I a single letter initial sign off kind of guy? Very scary.
Like, is that me? Am I a single letter initial sign off kind of guy? Very scary.
Trump wants to take American back to a time when we clapped for planes landing again, and honestly, good job, mission accomplished.
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump wants to take American back to a time when we clapped for planes landing again, and honestly, good job, mission accomplished.
Pronouncing Booyakasha like it’s a town in Wisconsin.
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Pronouncing Booyakasha like it’s a town in Wisconsin.
Looks like I picked the wrong month to not drink. Stupid dry January.
a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong month to not drink. Stupid dry January.
@skylight.social I want to beta test this, isn’t this the type of content you’re looking for?
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@skylight.social I want to beta test this, isn’t this the type of content you’re looking for?
RIP to me who deleted TikTok prior to it coming back and now it’s not on the App Store.
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
RIP to me who deleted TikTok prior to it coming back and now it’s not on the App Store.
Posting my old TTs is my mourning period.
January 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Posting my old TTs is my mourning period.
You’re either a shrimp chaise lounge or a king crab chair, there is no in between.
January 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You’re either a shrimp chaise lounge or a king crab chair, there is no in between.
If you’re into unique homes, renovation, keeping character, and making lists, follow me I guess.
January 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you’re into unique homes, renovation, keeping character, and making lists, follow me I guess.
If a server kneels next to my table I instantly know this is the type of restaurant that does things a little different there.
January 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If a server kneels next to my table I instantly know this is the type of restaurant that does things a little different there.
Hi I’m Zach, I’m a GC and I like to make unhinged videos that my wife tells me not to post.
January 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hi I’m Zach, I’m a GC and I like to make unhinged videos that my wife tells me not to post.
I forgot my toothpick
January 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I forgot my toothpick
I keep trying to do “Cyber Monday” but none of my clients under 33 know what “A/S/L?” means.
December 2, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I keep trying to do “Cyber Monday” but none of my clients under 33 know what “A/S/L?” means.
There’s nothing stopping you from ordering “Mike’s Way” at every sandwich shop. They’ll know what to do and do it. Just go for it. I believe in you.
November 25, 2024 at 4:34 AM
There’s nothing stopping you from ordering “Mike’s Way” at every sandwich shop. They’ll know what to do and do it. Just go for it. I believe in you.
Every day the Hayden Planetarium doesn’t employ Hayden Panetierre is a day we’re robbed of the Hayden Planetierrium.
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Every day the Hayden Planetarium doesn’t employ Hayden Panetierre is a day we’re robbed of the Hayden Planetierrium.
American adults can’t claim to have just learned about bidets if they’ve ever seen a toddler at a splash pad.
August 22, 2023 at 7:49 PM
American adults can’t claim to have just learned about bidets if they’ve ever seen a toddler at a splash pad.
Welcome Newskies! Make sure to follow these rules to have a good time:
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
August 21, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Welcome Newskies! Make sure to follow these rules to have a good time:
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Reposted by Zach
enroll your child in ska immersion school today
May 28, 2023 at 9:44 AM
enroll your child in ska immersion school today
The DENNIS system
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
The DUCK system
D: Discworld
U: Under no circumstances Nazis
C: Create cool, weird shit
K: Keep lifting up others
D: Discworld
U: Under no circumstances Nazis
C: Create cool, weird shit
K: Keep lifting up others
the RUFUS system
R: reply to everyone
U: use clout to boost positive things
F: find common interests
U: understanding goes a long way
S: swine
R: reply to everyone
U: use clout to boost positive things
F: find common interests
U: understanding goes a long way
S: swine
August 19, 2023 at 5:57 PM
The DENNIS system
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Reposted by Zach
Doctor doctor gimme the news, I got a bad case of oysters.
August 19, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Doctor doctor gimme the news, I got a bad case of oysters.
I hate mayo but with a thousand exceptions.
August 19, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I hate mayo but with a thousand exceptions.
I’ve never met a gentile who knew what a half-sour was, prove me wrong.
August 19, 2023 at 2:13 AM
I’ve never met a gentile who knew what a half-sour was, prove me wrong.
restaurant manager that only employs rappers: If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean.
August 19, 2023 at 1:17 AM
restaurant manager that only employs rappers: If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean.
Hey, first time caller, first time listener. This is me at a wedding cause obviously that’s when people look their best.
August 19, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Hey, first time caller, first time listener. This is me at a wedding cause obviously that’s when people look their best.