Zach Rochner
zachontheattack.bsky.social
Zach Rochner
@zachontheattack.bsky.social
Amateur Cyclist. Professional Hater. #vegancyclists #cyclist #villainous #velo #kaleseitan

Nationally unknown, locally hated

Eat Plants. Race Bikes. Be Nice. Hail Satan.
Mtb riders train on gravel
Gravel riders train on road
Roadies train in hell
February 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Shoutout to the OG #antifa

Fuck Nazis
January 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pretty cool that #meta is blocking searching for democrats. Almost like they’re servile cowards.
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Uphill Climb is a 2023 documentary about the 1984 Women’s Tour de France. A well done and uplifting story on a day when we need something to smile about. #cycling #tourdefrance @zwiftrides.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
To be clear, Bondi knows plenty about the 14th Amendment. She’s just a coward that won’t admit she’s a sycophant and will do anything Trump says. Fuck these people.
January 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Does #kesha still feel like P.Diddy when she wakes up? Or has that been retconned? Trying to keep up with my #top40 #lore
January 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m at Disney World. It seems that ~98% of #Portugal is also here.
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Reminder: If you have a uterus and you don't currently want to be pregnant FOR WHATEVER REASON, get your long acting contraception solution handled *now*. If you have an IUD and it will need replacing in the next 4 years, get it replaced now, early, if you can.
I'm replacing a zillion LARCs a day it seems like. Everyone is scared. I can't provide soothing words about the future, but I can provide soothing words while inserting Lilettas, Paragards, and Nexplanons in Chicago. I'm also trained in paracervical blocks.
If you have questions about getting an IUD during these horrifying times, please feel free to ask me questions and message me. I’m a trained birth control counselor and can walk you through the options that exist for different methods and pain management options. I can also help you find a provider.
January 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You know what’s awesome? #oktoberfest #hofbrau tent last year with our table of new friends from Italy, Germany, Austria and … Macon.
January 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
January 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Follow this space more more #dumb #ass #memes
January 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Alright I’ll say it, this should’ve been called Blue-ski and had Bluey in a Chicago Bears jersey with a sausage
January 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM