Zach Rochner
zachontheattack.bsky.social
Zach Rochner
@zachontheattack.bsky.social
Amateur Cyclist. Professional Hater. #vegancyclists #cyclist #villainous #velo #kaleseitan

Nationally unknown, locally hated

Eat Plants. Race Bikes. Be Nice. Hail Satan.
Brian Safa (goes by just Safa) is the guy filming. His YouTube is full of this kind of stuff. There’s one where he splits two cars at like 60mph descending an alpine pass. It’s wild
February 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Putting the Vuelta that far down is bananas. B A N A N A S
February 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I realized I need to fully rewrite all the side characters in mine as I was finishing the second act. That was neat.
January 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Really hoping for a Winklevoss resurgence where they beat the shit out of ole Zuck
January 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m within the posted speed limit, verbally announcing my presence, letting my free hub spin loudly, and not in their lane while overtaking. Them jumping a meter into my path is not my fault. Learn to walk.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’ve yet to see a pedestrian that can hold their line.
January 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Incredible band name. Some huge friggin guy
January 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tough guy platitudes are a poor substitute for the real thing
January 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They’re such COWARDS. Zuckerberg has enough money that the next few dozen generations of little zucks will be set for life. And he’s still selling justice for a few bucks
January 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I hate rooting for OSU. But I hate ND so, so much more
January 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
‘Yes, cultural respect is important’ *pours old bay on everything*
January 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dumb question; is tvp a catch all for seitan, tofu, tempeh etc?
January 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Get wild and light a smoke grenade. Be drunk while you do it. Definitely don’t respect personal space.
January 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Based
January 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM