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Yung Pat
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I love my family and having fun on the internet
Tonight it’s okay do free throw merchant discourse bc at least it’s slightly less annoying than SS tattoo discourse
The foul merchant emerges right in the twilight of this game
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Imagine being the alternate announcer. Just cramming colts and raiders roster facts and periodically chuckling about this stupid ass story
October 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I thought my late friend was joking when he told me this album was good. he was definitely not! I think about him every time I listen to it now 🫶🥹
there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I remember a college bball coach retiring bc he wasn’t really about the NIL era. And rather than do that, gundy threw dignity to the wind to opt for playing chicken with the boosters. His most impressive W tbh lol
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Many have joined me in being an elon hater. Feels kinda validating I can’t lie
Ok. It feels like quite literally everything is worse than it was 5 years ago. Products, commercials, the world etc.

So I ask: what are you experiencing that you feel is better than it was 5 years ago?
August 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump take margarita
“We have suggested to our bar manager switching acids, or developing a menu less citrus heavy — limes are $74 a case right now and steadily climbing" www.eater.com/restaurant-n...
Tariffs Are Coming For The Menu
As Trump’s policies fluctuate, restaurants are swapping ingredients and crossing their fingers
www.eater.com
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m 99% sure @jessefarrar.com floated the idea of sour gatorade on @yourkickstartersucks.com like 5 years ago
fucking bullshit they didn't just call this Sourade. everyone who works in marketing should be flayed into suited sashimi
July 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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nba.com NBA @nba.com · Jun 23
SHAI & FAM WITH THE TROPHIES ❤️

What it's all about.
June 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
NBA champion thunder team*
Love this thunder team so friggin much
June 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I 🫶 The Oklahoma City Thunder
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A villain called fisherman’s fiend before flooding gotham city with menthol vapor:
cough drops are so yummy i wish menthol was in the air all the time
June 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The fancy toilet that Mater uses in Cars 2 is forcing me to reckon with the idea that cars piss and shit
May 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
May 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Did Chet even jump to send home that alley oop lol
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I know I can trust Dave bc I saw him at a Tim heidecker show and he listens to guys 🫶
I get some of this from the amazing "Guys" podcast by @murderxbryan.bsky.social because it describes the lamest guys imaginable and I think "oh god I don't want to be like them."
May 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If I was in lilo and stitch I’d be a bad guy. I’m sorry but we gotta kill that thing
May 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Love this thunder team so friggin much
May 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We were cooked as soon as they busted out the term demonrats tbh
April 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don Jr might be reinstated as #1 boy after last night
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Forget about income tax classes in high school. We gotta teach kids how to load the damn dishwasher!
March 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A pigeon’s pigeon
Just a classic guy
March 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Someone I went to high school with shared this “medical advice” attributed to RFK on facebook. Second pic is the OP’s typical content. Very cool site
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My crazy ass white boy powers are going to be so strong
Tracklist for Mac Miller’s posthumous album ‘Balloonerism.’ Out January 17th.
January 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Niners season may be over, but we’ll always have this pic 🫶
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Cannot believe they put her in charge of the college football playoff
he's saying the CFPB is personally run by Elizabeth Warren and can do "whatever it wants," which is punishing fintech innovators by kicking them out of the financial system
November 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM